Heidi,Nickolette, and Me.(Dreams do come true)
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No more bids?
I guess I wasnt clear as to what you're getting....
Ladies,
If you bid for my services you will get a multitude of bonuses that your advertising dollar CANNOT buy.
Because you are giving a freebie to the 2398th most respected PMB poster in the Mongomery and Bucks county, Pennsylvania area the review may weigh heavily upon many naieve and unsuspecting johns. I guarantee a highly positive review!
The review will contain such phrases as:
"Playboy material"
"I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasnt dreaming"
"She looked much better than her pictures"
"She was an angel sent straight from heaven into my lap!"
"Treat her nice boys, she's a keeper."
"What was even more amazing was that her service was even better than her looks."
"It was the best BBBJ I ever had and I have had alot."
"She swallowed every drop"
"She was both a PSE AND a GFE."
"At first I was going to keep her for myself, but I just had to share."
"Her pussy was the tightest I ever had."
"I made her come five times with my DATY skills and she wasnt faking it."
"She loved having sex and it showed"
"Her pussy had a fresh sweet taste"
"I thought I died and went to heaven"
But wait there's more!
Not only will you get an appearance in a Cloud Nine Comic, a glowing review from a well respected PMB poster, but you will also get a john that gives you flowers, perfumes and chocolates! Yes, that's right! Act now and you will get a wooing session for free!* Not only that, I am pretty lame in the sack and usually only can get it up for one pop (2 on rare occasions, when Im extra randy) so you dont even have to work that hard! Plus I am a "charmer" in the Judge's john categorization schemes, so I waste precious session time on trying to impress you with my awful jokes.
So don't delay, operators are standing by!
* Void pierce or stalking is an extra charge.
I guess I wasnt clear as to what you're getting....
Ladies,
If you bid for my services you will get a multitude of bonuses that your advertising dollar CANNOT buy.
Because you are giving a freebie to the 2398th most respected PMB poster in the Mongomery and Bucks county, Pennsylvania area the review may weigh heavily upon many naieve and unsuspecting johns. I guarantee a highly positive review!
The review will contain such phrases as:
"Playboy material"
"I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasnt dreaming"
"She looked much better than her pictures"
"She was an angel sent straight from heaven into my lap!"
"Treat her nice boys, she's a keeper."
"What was even more amazing was that her service was even better than her looks."
"It was the best BBBJ I ever had and I have had alot."
"She swallowed every drop"
"She was both a PSE AND a GFE."
"At first I was going to keep her for myself, but I just had to share."
"Her pussy was the tightest I ever had."
"I made her come five times with my DATY skills and she wasnt faking it."
"She loved having sex and it showed"
"Her pussy had a fresh sweet taste"
"I thought I died and went to heaven"
But wait there's more!
Not only will you get an appearance in a Cloud Nine Comic, a glowing review from a well respected PMB poster, but you will also get a john that gives you flowers, perfumes and chocolates! Yes, that's right! Act now and you will get a wooing session for free!* Not only that, I am pretty lame in the sack and usually only can get it up for one pop (2 on rare occasions, when Im extra randy) so you dont even have to work that hard! Plus I am a "charmer" in the Judge's john categorization schemes, so I waste precious session time on trying to impress you with my awful jokes.
So don't delay, operators are standing by!
* Void pierce or stalking is an extra charge.
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HH:
I do look smashing in ties. I've got a collection of old fashioned regimental ties that I am exceptionally fond of. Since hvb proclaimed her opinion that I'm gay, I've decided to be gay for awhile to expand my writing.
jl:
Do you know how to get out of a straitjacket without assistance? If you are to impersonate me, you'll have to learn how. It requires a certain flexibility.
Helpful hint for successfully impersonating JC: Burst out laughing for no apparent reason prior to, during and after your sessions.
I do look smashing in ties. I've got a collection of old fashioned regimental ties that I am exceptionally fond of. Since hvb proclaimed her opinion that I'm gay, I've decided to be gay for awhile to expand my writing.
jl:
Do you know how to get out of a straitjacket without assistance? If you are to impersonate me, you'll have to learn how. It requires a certain flexibility.
Helpful hint for successfully impersonating JC: Burst out laughing for no apparent reason prior to, during and after your sessions.
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"A guy tells you he swallows, and you think him wearing teal is "a bit gay"?"-SB
"Helpful hint for successfully impersonating JC: Burst out laughing for no apparent reason prior to, during and after your sessions."-JC
These two statements are the reason I keep coming back to UG over and over. I'd addicted to nuttiness like this. Fucking lunatics!
my 2 1/2 cents,
f to the w
"Helpful hint for successfully impersonating JC: Burst out laughing for no apparent reason prior to, during and after your sessions."-JC
These two statements are the reason I keep coming back to UG over and over. I'd addicted to nuttiness like this. Fucking lunatics!
my 2 1/2 cents,
f to the w
