Heidi,Nickolette, and Me.(Dreams do come true)
- Thread starter BigMadM
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sod - beat me to the punch
C9 - just when I thought you were starting to get edged out by metellier...
Oz - I know what you're trying to say, but the message is getting lost in the delivery. Relax.
(On the other hand, it's hard to decide whether the implication that Oz made his posts to sabatoge a good review is more ludicrously ridiculous or baselesly insulting.)
C9 - just when I thought you were starting to get edged out by metellier...
Oz - I know what you're trying to say, but the message is getting lost in the delivery. Relax.
(On the other hand, it's hard to decide whether the implication that Oz made his posts to sabatoge a good review is more ludicrously ridiculous or baselesly insulting.)
nah too easy.
Besides all that did for Ozzy was get his tag removed!
I want to see how much "power" I have on this board. I may threaten to stop posting unless I get a tag. See how many e*mails slinky gets.*
(ahh, who the fuck am I kidding, for one I'm too addicted to posting and two- he'll get more *****s commending him for the good job.)
Besides all that did for Ozzy was get his tag removed!
I want to see how much "power" I have on this board. I may threaten to stop posting unless I get a tag. See how many e*mails slinky gets.*
(ahh, who the fuck am I kidding, for one I'm too addicted to posting and two- he'll get more *****s commending him for the good job.)
Boy. Miss a couple of months, miss a lot...
JC, if you've been having strange dreams at night, I've been asking whores from NYC to Boston to conjure you in our sessions. Many violent deaths, but at least I haven't been stoic about it.
The dialogue looks great, by the way.
So, when's the steel cage match?
I used to wince when I read Ozzy's posts. Once upon a time. Now, I find his passion for right and justice positively inspiring. I think I'll move to Waterbury and run for Mayor.
By the way, I do find it annoying that there is so much goddamned traffic about what a great fuck Heidi is, yet she never returned my phone calls or *****s when I inquired of her re: services. So, in my view, just getting a fucking phone call returned might constitute special fucking treatment.
Guess I should'a said I was Judge Crater. (If you know how to dislocate your shoulder, by the way, they come right off.)
JC, if you've been having strange dreams at night, I've been asking whores from NYC to Boston to conjure you in our sessions. Many violent deaths, but at least I haven't been stoic about it.
The dialogue looks great, by the way.
So, when's the steel cage match?
I used to wince when I read Ozzy's posts. Once upon a time. Now, I find his passion for right and justice positively inspiring. I think I'll move to Waterbury and run for Mayor.
By the way, I do find it annoying that there is so much goddamned traffic about what a great fuck Heidi is, yet she never returned my phone calls or *****s when I inquired of her re: services. So, in my view, just getting a fucking phone call returned might constitute special fucking treatment.
Guess I should'a said I was Judge Crater. (If you know how to dislocate your shoulder, by the way, they come right off.)
OH:
Sorry to hear about your arm being dislocated. Happened once to me playing football. It's not fun.
I'm too detached for whores to easily recycle me for use in another john's session. They only get to recycle what they thought they saw. I'm always somewhere else watching them watch me.
This, of course, leaves me freer to see who's there in the crowd to chat up once I'm back in the room with the rest of the johns waiting to get recycled or murdered.
Glad to read that you haven't contented yourself with being a Stoic. It takes much more imagination to play the other Characters. We must always expand our range as actors and learn to be flexible.
What's the steel cage match?
Best, etc.
Judge Crater
Sorry to hear about your arm being dislocated. Happened once to me playing football. It's not fun.
I'm too detached for whores to easily recycle me for use in another john's session. They only get to recycle what they thought they saw. I'm always somewhere else watching them watch me.
This, of course, leaves me freer to see who's there in the crowd to chat up once I'm back in the room with the rest of the johns waiting to get recycled or murdered.
Glad to read that you haven't contented yourself with being a Stoic. It takes much more imagination to play the other Characters. We must always expand our range as actors and learn to be flexible.
What's the steel cage match?
Best, etc.
Judge Crater
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Steel cage match would be the proper 21st century way to settle the dispute between Ozzy and BMM. Tho' it seems to me that Ozzy has settled it in another thread. (So much reading to catch up on...)
My arm wasn't dislocated, but I do understand that it helps to be able to do so when wriggling out of a straightjacket.
Could'a sworn you made a run headfirst through a plate glass window during a session a few weeks ago, but the subconscious does play tricks on me these days.
Best,
OH
My arm wasn't dislocated, but I do understand that it helps to be able to do so when wriggling out of a straightjacket.
Could'a sworn you made a run headfirst through a plate glass window during a session a few weeks ago, but the subconscious does play tricks on me these days.
Best,
OH
OH:
You are referring to my Houdini routine. I'm working on a bit featuring that. I'll post it in the Mrs. Chong's Debut thread when it's done.
As for the plate glass, the catatonics who were with me in that session were a bunch of wimp good for nothings that couldn't dance worth a shit.
Needless to say, I had to make a quick exit when those randy looking football players got up out of their chairs and headed for us. Lord knows, what happened to the catatonics.
Best, etc.
Judge Crater
PS: Was that your wife in that session or an old girlfriend?
You are referring to my Houdini routine. I'm working on a bit featuring that. I'll post it in the Mrs. Chong's Debut thread when it's done.
As for the plate glass, the catatonics who were with me in that session were a bunch of wimp good for nothings that couldn't dance worth a shit.
Needless to say, I had to make a quick exit when those randy looking football players got up out of their chairs and headed for us. Lord knows, what happened to the catatonics.
Best, etc.
Judge Crater
PS: Was that your wife in that session or an old girlfriend?
JC:
My wife is in every session. She's usually boasting to everyone in earshot about how I used to go for multi-day sessions, with endless erections and a bottomless well of energy.
Saturday night, when I couldn't manage to keep it up with a tall ***** lass with soft skin and perky breasts, she pulled a Rob Roy on all the catatonics and screamed at me to get it up. I dropped the Lover I'd been stupidly attempting, became a Master and finished the deed.
Nothing like the wife's embarrassment to bring things to a head.
Best,
OH
My wife is in every session. She's usually boasting to everyone in earshot about how I used to go for multi-day sessions, with endless erections and a bottomless well of energy.
Saturday night, when I couldn't manage to keep it up with a tall ***** lass with soft skin and perky breasts, she pulled a Rob Roy on all the catatonics and screamed at me to get it up. I dropped the Lover I'd been stupidly attempting, became a Master and finished the deed.
Nothing like the wife's embarrassment to bring things to a head.
Best,
OH
OH:
The ability of wives to make themselves useful at the oddest of moments never ceases to amaze me.
Glad to hear you characterizations are becoming more flexible. I often switch role mid-play. It confuses the shit out of the prostitutes.
So who was the Celtic doxie? I'm starting to slobber all over myself in anticipation.
JC
The ability of wives to make themselves useful at the oddest of moments never ceases to amaze me.
Glad to hear you characterizations are becoming more flexible. I often switch role mid-play. It confuses the shit out of the prostitutes.
So who was the Celtic doxie? I'm starting to slobber all over myself in anticipation.
JC