FF is like the family reunion held a week after cousin Suzy, who is 15, found out she is three months pregnant. Something's there, and very real. It is certainly there, but nobody wants to talk about it.
My last visit was 2 years ago... I went during the day.
The place isn't set up for anything other than a quick dance.
You go in and can sit at a bar or 'stage'. Girls on stage are right there in front of you, they ask you if you want a dance. If so, you go to a "dance area" that is about the size of a fast food booth, with little to no privacy. No curtains, doors or walls other than the back of the booth (about 5ft high).
Some girls look aged (like a glass of milk, not a fine wine), others bloated, and others like that Indonesian orangutan who was shaved and forced into prostitution (Google it).
Story I have is girl on stage tells me she is horny and wants to give me a 'dance', (face looks a little beat, body seems ok) so I take the bait.
She removes her top and shows me probably the worst set I have ever seen.
Did you ever see a dog with a chewing bone that needed to be replaced a year ago?
Did you ever use a piece of sandpaper too long on wet drywall?
Do you know what it looks like when you just start to stir the cake batter?
Giant nips that look as if forest creatures had been gnawing on them on top of breasts that stopped fighting gravity a long time ago. Saggy without enough mass to justify the direction of their travel. All in all a sight to rival the announcer watching the Hindenburg come down in flames. "OH THE HUMANITY..."
In the booth she reached down my pants and furious cranked away, as it was all of the activity that could be hidden from the bouncer five feet away. Then she started a rough grind that was savage. I was hoping that the song I had 'bought' would end, but I never realized how long "Cherry Pie" was or simply too amazed to get up. With some effort I faked a moan and eye roll and the beast relented.
She asked if she could have my number, and I asked why. She said so that we "could hang out", but I said that I could not.
When she pressed for a reason, I said that I worked for some legal authority that could not be called. I tried to make it sound like the FBI and she bought it.
Yes, this was two years ago, but unless some serious changes occurred I imagine it to be the same.