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Re: Tikki Room
ah come on. the name of the spot is Tikki Room thats the first set of drinks that is mentioned (all too sweet for me but I still like the names). Anyway as I said its silly but hey, I could be worse off.
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Originally posted by justlooking
I guess this just means that I'm not as secure in my masculinity/adulthood as I like to think, but there is NO FUCKING WAY I'd even talk to a cocktail waitress about girlie/kiddie drinks like that.
(Sometimes, when I take my Stripper Friends out to dinner, I'm embarrassed even to be sitting at a table with them when I see what kinds of cocktails they order. I guess I'm no Flounder.)
I guess this just means that I'm not as secure in my masculinity/adulthood as I like to think, but there is NO FUCKING WAY I'd even talk to a cocktail waitress about girlie/kiddie drinks like that.
(Sometimes, when I take my Stripper Friends out to dinner, I'm embarrassed even to be sitting at a table with them when I see what kinds of cocktails they order. I guess I'm no Flounder.)
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Re: Tikki Room
You know, ever since you told me that manhattan story, I've taken to baiting strippers with same. It's been a load of fun and I should have thanked you before now.
Originally posted by justlooking
I'm embarrassed even to be sitting at a table with them when I see what kinds of cocktails they order.
I'm embarrassed even to be sitting at a table with them when I see what kinds of cocktails they order.
Originally posted by justlooking
THAT I have to strenuously disagree with.
I LOVE cocktails. I wouldn't want to live without cocktails.
But there's a biiiiiiiiiig fucking difference between a Manhattan, or a Martini, or even a goddamn Pisco Sour, and something called a "Tikki Me Elmo".
THAT I have to strenuously disagree with.
I LOVE cocktails. I wouldn't want to live without cocktails.
But there's a biiiiiiiiiig fucking difference between a Manhattan, or a Martini, or even a goddamn Pisco Sour, and something called a "Tikki Me Elmo".
No Secrets Here
THAT MANHATTAN STORY
I've just sat down in a strip club. Waitress approaches.
WAITRESS: Would you like something to drink?
ME: Sure.
WAITRESS: What'll it be?
ME: I'll have a Manhattan.
WAITRESS: You'll have a what?
ME: A Manhattan.
WAITRESS: Can you repeat that?
ME: A Manhattan.
WAITRESS: Is that a drink?
[Stripper Friend joins me while I'm waiting for my drink. Drink arrives.]
STRIPPER FRIEND: Is that a Cosmopolitan?
ME: No that is not a Cosmopolitan.
STRIPPER FRIEND: What is it?
ME: A Manhattan.
STRIPPER FRIEND: Is that a drink?
ME: Want to try it?
STRIPPER FRIEND (takes sip): Ewwwwwwwwww.
THAT MANHATTAN STORY
I've just sat down in a strip club. Waitress approaches.
WAITRESS: Would you like something to drink?
ME: Sure.
WAITRESS: What'll it be?
ME: I'll have a Manhattan.
WAITRESS: You'll have a what?
ME: A Manhattan.
WAITRESS: Can you repeat that?
ME: A Manhattan.
WAITRESS: Is that a drink?
[Stripper Friend joins me while I'm waiting for my drink. Drink arrives.]
STRIPPER FRIEND: Is that a Cosmopolitan?
ME: No that is not a Cosmopolitan.
STRIPPER FRIEND: What is it?
ME: A Manhattan.
STRIPPER FRIEND: Is that a drink?
ME: Want to try it?
STRIPPER FRIEND (takes sip): Ewwwwwwwwww.
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perfect manhattan . . .
or side car (and b/f bonfire). do u think it is worth it to stay in mestre and commute in?
BIG QUESTION:
why do we who are luckier, richer, smarter than 99% of the world's population spend our time doing this?
counting my blessings,
hvb
me = never tasted a cosmo.
not once, but boilermakers billions and billions of times.
true confess (hombre doesn't know michellin from michelle of long island),
hvb
re: "ewwwww" and 4 this mrs. p doesn't get the best of your love?
wrong, very wrong,
hvb
or side car (and b/f bonfire). do u think it is worth it to stay in mestre and commute in?
BIG QUESTION:
why do we who are luckier, richer, smarter than 99% of the world's population spend our time doing this?
counting my blessings,
hvb
me = never tasted a cosmo.
not once, but boilermakers billions and billions of times.
true confess (hombre doesn't know michellin from michelle of long island),
hvb
re: "ewwwww" and 4 this mrs. p doesn't get the best of your love?
wrong, very wrong,
hvb
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Re: perfect manhattan . . .
Cardenal Sidecar at Bar at Town. Don't miss it.
NO
Because we're doing everything in our power to level the playing field.
Originally posted by h. von bingen
or side car (and b/f bonfire).
or side car (and b/f bonfire).
Originally posted by h. von bingen
do u think it is worth it to stay in mestre and commute in?
do u think it is worth it to stay in mestre and commute in?
Originally posted by h. von bingen
BIG QUESTION:
why do we who are luckier, richer, smarter than 99% of the world's population spend our time doing this?
BIG QUESTION:
why do we who are luckier, richer, smarter than 99% of the world's population spend our time doing this?
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yeah ask her that . . .
she doesn't want the love of the you that hates the you. (well i wouldn't, but i'm no mrs. p. oth).
so, yr saying THIS is a mitzvah? THIS is a MITZVAH. ahhh . . . i dunnno.
re: mestre: i knew that but i get crazy sometimes.
still crazy after all these years,
hvb
p.s. al's hymen. i don't drink nothin' no more.
to all the cocktails i've loved before,
hvb
she doesn't want the love of the you that hates the you. (well i wouldn't, but i'm no mrs. p. oth).
so, yr saying THIS is a mitzvah? THIS is a MITZVAH. ahhh . . . i dunnno.
re: mestre: i knew that but i get crazy sometimes.
still crazy after all these years,
hvb
p.s. al's hymen. i don't drink nothin' no more.
to all the cocktails i've loved before,
hvb
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yeah (sigh) and they
packed the fois gras to go. (in christmas paper.) nice nice. but that is no reason to hold that against old rocco. he's a wood sprite. drink talk doesn't bother me. i go to artisinal all the time. ordered a 1990 y'quem there for some impoverished 20 somethings . . . just so's they'd know. go there. ask for sasha (the frommagere), say you know me.
fontainbleu (tastes like sweet air),
hvb
is he in lyon? CT?
what of taillevant, the vaunted lobster sausage . . . eh, i'd rather pastrami from katz's.
what can i say?
hvb
packed the fois gras to go. (in christmas paper.) nice nice. but that is no reason to hold that against old rocco. he's a wood sprite. drink talk doesn't bother me. i go to artisinal all the time. ordered a 1990 y'quem there for some impoverished 20 somethings . . . just so's they'd know. go there. ask for sasha (the frommagere), say you know me.
fontainbleu (tastes like sweet air),
hvb
is he in lyon? CT?
what of taillevant, the vaunted lobster sausage . . . eh, i'd rather pastrami from katz's.
what can i say?
hvb
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well jl . . .
i could take u there just as soon as i . . .
(i) go back to work full time;
(ii) get pregnant; or
(iii) hit the lottery.
i suppose we'll have to take ole hombre (esp. if i get knocked up), but he'd just as soon eat thai food. (what's THAT about?)
toujours en noir,
hvb
i know i know FRENCH thai = elephant. also a nice nice man.
i like blue elephant,
a Paris,
en printemps,
hvb
i could take u there just as soon as i . . .
(i) go back to work full time;
(ii) get pregnant; or
(iii) hit the lottery.
i suppose we'll have to take ole hombre (esp. if i get knocked up), but he'd just as soon eat thai food. (what's THAT about?)
toujours en noir,
hvb
i know i know FRENCH thai = elephant. also a nice nice man.
i like blue elephant,
a Paris,
en printemps,
hvb
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