A $15 charge to exchange cash for cash so that you can tip their dancers is pretty flagrant money grab. You've already paid, what was it, $20 just to walk into the place? So if you don't come prepared with singles, it's basically a $35 charge just to walk in the door plus drinks. No thanks. I'll pass on going out of my way to try this place in it's new format. Was only there a couple times in it's previous incarnation anyway.
Crystal Cafe Farmingdale
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I get that it's their business model but I don't see how it can work in the long run.
Farmingdale isn't a busy tourist spot where they can just milk guys and get away with it because there will be new suckers rolling in every day. This isn't Vegas. Word will get around quick and most guys will be one and done, other like me won't even give it a shot.
I'm sure there is some novelty to it right now and guys who used to go to the Crystal Cafe and don't read UG will stop in.
But unless they get girls who are all 10's and offer complete extras in the back they will have to rethink their "business" model ".
Farmingdale isn't a busy tourist spot where they can just milk guys and get away with it because there will be new suckers rolling in every day. This isn't Vegas. Word will get around quick and most guys will be one and done, other like me won't even give it a shot.
I'm sure there is some novelty to it right now and guys who used to go to the Crystal Cafe and don't read UG will stop in.
But unless they get girls who are all 10's and offer complete extras in the back they will have to rethink their "business" model ".
Good point.
If I was the barkeep I would give you back 4 singles (so you have some for my tip) and a 5.
Also, why do people tip a barkeep for opening a bottle of beer. Its not like she is pouring a scotch on the rocks and being generous with the amount.
When I went to Crystal and was "entertained " by the Russian (forgot her name) I called the barkeep over (she also was the timer for your time with the girl) and handed a nice tip and asked her to keep an eye on my half full bottle of beer. Funny, she never called time out on my session.
If I was the barkeep I would give you back 4 singles (so you have some for my tip) and a 5.
Also, why do people tip a barkeep for opening a bottle of beer. Its not like she is pouring a scotch on the rocks and being generous with the amount.
When I went to Crystal and was "entertained " by the Russian (forgot her name) I called the barkeep over (she also was the timer for your time with the girl) and handed a nice tip and asked her to keep an eye on my half full bottle of beer. Funny, she never called time out on my session.
Was having some car work done next door so I walked over.
Door has a partially removed Town warning sticker on it but it was mostly covered by some black cardboard. Signs were lit (as of this morning). No stickers on back door.
My guess is that it has reopened after the, ahem, very serious safety and fire hazards that operantly shut it down have been rectified.
I did not investigate further.
Door has a partially removed Town warning sticker on it but it was mostly covered by some black cardboard. Signs were lit (as of this morning). No stickers on back door.
My guess is that it has reopened after the, ahem, very serious safety and fire hazards that operantly shut it down have been rectified.
I did not investigate further.
Stopped by auto repair today. Auto guy was using Trixx lot to store cars and Trixx was totally dark.
He used to have a deal with Crystal that he could store fixed cars there during the day in exchange for snow plowing the lot in the winter. Was easier for his customers to pick up their car there instead of trying to fit them in the auto repair guys lot.
This arrangement ended when Trixx took over.
I asked him what's up and he said looks like closed for good.
He used to have a deal with Crystal that he could store fixed cars there during the day in exchange for snow plowing the lot in the winter. Was easier for his customers to pick up their car there instead of trying to fit them in the auto repair guys lot.
This arrangement ended when Trixx took over.
I asked him what's up and he said looks like closed for good.
Anna's ass was shaped like an apple and squishy like a grape. She would pull her g string to the side and sit on my hand at the bar. Daytime was no bouncer and the girls would take turns putting their hands down your pants. That place introduced me to pfp. Margarita and Cleusa would try and fuck raw during a lap dance. I started bringing rubbers so they could. Stonehenge was another place that had no rules. If anyone knows of any dive clubs like that, please share. Or if you know where the Crystal Cafe girls are working now. I know almost all of them traveled here from queens. I would even travel out of state to relive those memories.
@Riskybiz "I know almost all of them traveled here from queens. "
The Russian ones travelled from Brooklyn
I don't remember a "Margarita" but do remember Magnolia.
This was a great place to go to while wearing loose fitting sweat pants or shorts w/o underwear.
As I recall every girl I had a lap dance with did not care if you used a condom or not. They would just pull your pants/shorts down a bit to expose your working parts and facing you pull their panties aside enough to give unobstructed clearance their pussy hole and sit down to slide you in.
There was no real privacy, just an area with vinyl bench type seating off to the side.
The Russian ones travelled from Brooklyn
I don't remember a "Margarita" but do remember Magnolia.
This was a great place to go to while wearing loose fitting sweat pants or shorts w/o underwear.
As I recall every girl I had a lap dance with did not care if you used a condom or not. They would just pull your pants/shorts down a bit to expose your working parts and facing you pull their panties aside enough to give unobstructed clearance their pussy hole and sit down to slide you in.
There was no real privacy, just an area with vinyl bench type seating off to the side.
Did they just assume every one went back there for fs or did you negotiate at the bar first?
I remember towards the end of their run most "dancers" were total skanks. I'd walk in and guys would be getting hand jobs openly at the bar or vigorously finger banging a girl. I remember getting a bbbj on one of those vinyl couches but we were the only ones back there.
Contrasting to back in the early 2000's, they did do lap dances to completion (grinding on your boner until you came, I'd slip a condom on in the bathroom before the dance as to not soil my pants) but the girls would really dance on stage and there were some really decent looking woman there
I remember towards the end of their run most "dancers" were total skanks. I'd walk in and guys would be getting hand jobs openly at the bar or vigorously finger banging a girl. I remember getting a bbbj on one of those vinyl couches but we were the only ones back there.
Contrasting to back in the early 2000's, they did do lap dances to completion (grinding on your boner until you came, I'd slip a condom on in the bathroom before the dance as to not soil my pants) but the girls would really dance on stage and there were some really decent looking woman there