Crystal Cafe Farmingdale

#1
Stopped by Crystal Cafe after an outing I put in the CL thread. Dead atmosphere, 2 dancers both bleached Russians in their 40's The bartender however is a different story. Anna or Anya, classic pornstar blond face. Sounds russian but one of the girls told me she's Polish/Italian. Sounds good to me but doesn't explain how they all communicate with each other at our expense. Anyhow, the bartender Anna is not young probably 40. Great face with small nose, large blue eyes and long blond hair, manicured nails.. I think she channels Pamela Anderson.. Has a paunch but wears sexy corsets and sports a huge rack that i got to touch while inserting a dollar. I tried for take out with one dancer but it was a no go. Even if i got it i would only be trying to advance onto Anna anyway. I saw her twice in the last couple of weeks so I thought Id mention her.
 
#4
I used to go in there every once in a while when my favs weren't dancing @ the Raven's Nest (can't believe it's coming up on 11 years since it closed). Used to be really raunchy & you could get away with a bit (once basically ate a dancer out @ the stage during her set. She was still wearing her g-string. She whispered that the guy @ the end of the bar was pissed because I was doing what he wanted to do). Used to be a $5 cover, but if I remember the last time I was there it may have been $10. Haven't been there in 2 years & I hear they're mostly Russian or Polish girls.
 
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#12
Well you kinda got me thinking maybe I should give it a try. So I went back.

Went to the bar and asked the barmaid if any dancers were on as the stage was empty. She said Alex was on and she would give her a call after I ordered my drink (strike 1). So I ordered a Dewar’s on the rocks and paid 10 bucks for a tiny glass of ice with a tiny bit of scotch in it(strike 2). The barmaid then yelled for Alex who was somewhere in a back room.

This overweight bleach blond (Russian) with big tits (big primarily because she was overweight), and face that could stop a clock came out to the stage. I went to the stage and sat down. She took a step toward me, bent over, removed her top, jiggled he tits for about 5 seconds and pointed to her G string and said "put money here". I put a dollar in her G string and lifted my drink to sip a bit as she then pointed to the G string on her other side and said "put money here". I said why dont you dance a bit while I take a sip of my drink. She said if you aren't going to put money there I want you to go back to the bar. (strike 3).

I went back to the bar and Alex went back to her back room. I finished my drink (didn’t take long) and left.

I will never ever be back.
 
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#13
hi there, my 1st post, wanted to say that I have stopped by Crystal Cafe during "work" hours (after 12, b4 5pm) and have had good experience with dances. Unfortunately, not too many lookers... Jessica is really, really hot.... and Jada's got a hot ass, but that's about it.
 
#14
hi there, my 1st post, wanted to say that I have stopped by Crystal Cafe during "work" hours (after 12, b4 5pm) and have had good experience with dances. Unfortunately, not too many lookers... Jessica is really, really hot.... and Jada's got a hot ass, but that's about it.
What kind of experiences have you had there, if you don't mind me asking?
 
#15
I stop here once in a blue moon. It's very inconsistent. There used to be a dancer there name Gladyss. Anyone remember her? She had some of the best tits I've ever come across in my life.
 
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hi there, my 1st post, wanted to say that I have stopped by Crystal Cafe during "work" hours (after 12, b4 5pm) and have had good experience with dances. Unfortunately, not too many lookers... Jessica is really, really hot.... and Jada's got a hot ass, but that's about it.
Is Jada a small blonde girl with a great ass? If it is the same one I am thinking of, she previously worked at the Trap.
 
#17
Yes, Jada is a small blonde with a terrific ass. Unfortunately from what I have seen she also seems like very high maintenance.


Ah, who can forget Gladys, Crystal's own version of Charo! She used to make every dollar bill within 6 feet disappear within 5 minutes.
 
#18
A couple of years ago I joined a health club and found Gladys there. The poor girl could never get through her workout. There's be 20 guys surrounding her at all times.
 
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#19
genius' post about the fat Russian who doesn't yet comprehend capitalism really scares me away. Bad enough she's fat, she won't work either. Ship her back to Russia!
 
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