As our nation goes to war I went to ASSCON!!!
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Re: Re: Wednesday Assconisms
You mean to tell me I only lasted 15 minutes less before being broke than Mr Bill F aka THE NATURAL ???? I dont believe it! If thats the case I wanna be considered for rookie of the year
Originally posted by Bill Furniture
rookie!
It takes us experienced guys at least an hour before we're broke.
rookie!
It takes us experienced guys at least an hour before we're broke.
You mean to tell me I only lasted 15 minutes less before being broke than Mr Bill F aka THE NATURAL ???? I dont believe it! If thats the case I wanna be considered for rookie of the year
2nd trip
made my 2nd trip to the party. there it seems there were lots of more none WOC compared to other nights. there were 2-3 incredibly hot latinas, (if you love real slender). incredible legs with tiny tiny waists. they were constantly around other mongers. all of them finger lickin good.
went upstairs and got awesome cbj by a real hot black girl named passion. wow, only problem was my cup was more like instant coffee. how do you look at 30 hot girls, pick one, walk upstairs with a woody and expect to last more than a minute or two.
the only good thing about lasting a minute or two was i was in this little cubicle, more like a resessed shelf, tissues on the ledge and water dripping from the rain or airconditioner. nothing like get a tinkled on while your trying to enjoy head.
later left with another WOC (sorry, just real bad with names), she complained she made no money and i was offered $ for a 1 hour romp in a local hotel, went to short stay place, parked car, had awesome romp, gave her .10 for cab and i left.
It would be awesome if the club had private rooms where you could pay $50 for a half or full hour, then again, world peace and the end of pre-mature ejaculations would be nice.
side note.
a spanish girl gabrielle was in the middle of a session where she and some dude were going at it. she started playing with herself for about 20 minutes, working her clit like Emeril kneading some dough. she gets up, and throws her panties at everyone so they can feel how wet they are, she was as proud as roger clemens after his 300th. (oops, still hasn't happened, lets just say he'll be happy when he gets it against the mets next week)
I look at asscon as a place to spend .90 to get in, have a beer, go to vip, get first cup, then scout who to take to a hotel for multiple cups in private, (just my take on what works best). gives you time to negootiate a great deal with a real ****** and get exceptional service. All in all, spent $$.7, 3 cups and had good night.
made my 2nd trip to the party. there it seems there were lots of more none WOC compared to other nights. there were 2-3 incredibly hot latinas, (if you love real slender). incredible legs with tiny tiny waists. they were constantly around other mongers. all of them finger lickin good.
went upstairs and got awesome cbj by a real hot black girl named passion. wow, only problem was my cup was more like instant coffee. how do you look at 30 hot girls, pick one, walk upstairs with a woody and expect to last more than a minute or two.
the only good thing about lasting a minute or two was i was in this little cubicle, more like a resessed shelf, tissues on the ledge and water dripping from the rain or airconditioner. nothing like get a tinkled on while your trying to enjoy head.
later left with another WOC (sorry, just real bad with names), she complained she made no money and i was offered $ for a 1 hour romp in a local hotel, went to short stay place, parked car, had awesome romp, gave her .10 for cab and i left.
It would be awesome if the club had private rooms where you could pay $50 for a half or full hour, then again, world peace and the end of pre-mature ejaculations would be nice.
side note.
a spanish girl gabrielle was in the middle of a session where she and some dude were going at it. she started playing with herself for about 20 minutes, working her clit like Emeril kneading some dough. she gets up, and throws her panties at everyone so they can feel how wet they are, she was as proud as roger clemens after his 300th. (oops, still hasn't happened, lets just say he'll be happy when he gets it against the mets next week)
I look at asscon as a place to spend .90 to get in, have a beer, go to vip, get first cup, then scout who to take to a hotel for multiple cups in private, (just my take on what works best). gives you time to negootiate a great deal with a real ****** and get exceptional service. All in all, spent $$.7, 3 cups and had good night.
