When she asks, what do you answer?

Do these pants make me look fat?

  • No, you look fine.

    Votes: 87 56.9%

  • I like you exactly as you are.

    Votes: 15 9.8%

  • Yes, dear.

    Votes: 7 4.6%

  • Where are we going?

    Votes: 5 3.3%

  • ............................................

    Votes: 6 3.9%

  • No, your HUGE ass makes you look fat.

    Votes: 33 21.6%
  • Total voters
    153
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mikeymonkey

#41
#41
In my opinion, the perfect answer, and one which, so far, has always served me well (because it's what she wants to hear) is "honey, you could never look anything but perfect to me because I love you so much." Now get in the car and shut up.
 
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