When she asks, what do you answer?

[Wandering Bull]

Do these pants make me look fat

The only problem is:

Those are my pants.

 

[jp1064]

"Sexy" and "Perfect"

 

[Dondee]

Do these pants make me look fat?

"Not at all. Your ass makes your pants look fat!"

 

[Bigd18]

After 18 yrs I just say You look fine, however if I don't like the way they look on her, I say isn't that a stain on them, you can't wear them here wear these they are clean I just washed them.

 

[Dondee]

After 18 yrs I just say You look fine, however if I don't like the way they look on her, I say isn't that a stain on them, you can't wear them here wear these they are clean I just washed them.

She's got you trained well! What else besides the laundry does she have you do?

 

[Bigd18]

I just like my shit to fit after it's washed, I 'm particular about my clothes, and she always shrinks or spills bleach on shirts etc. So I do the wash and it's done the right way.

I cook too. But I don't do Toilets or windows

 

[biglarry1]

I just like my shit to fit after it's washed, I 'm particular about my clothes, and she always shrinks or spills bleach on shirts etc. So I do the wash and it's done the right way.

I cook too. But I don't do Toilets or windows

Can you come over to my house?

 

[Bigd18]

Can you come over to my house?

Sorry no outcall only incall at one location

 

[Dondee]

How.....

Sorry no outcall only incall at one location

....many "reasons" ????

 

[Bigd18]

Que??????

 

[Dondee]

Que??????

I'm asking your fee!.......

 

[Bigd18]

I'm asking your fee!.......

I'm too expensive for you. I only do those services for one client.

 

[Yankee Curse]

she always shrinks or spills bleach on shirts etc.

That's the oldest wife's trick in the book to get hubbie to do his own laundry.

The answer to "do I look fat" is Yes Dear. If she gets upset, you explain "I thought you meant phat".

 

[yamaha]

the right answer

i have to go to sleep at night and i can't sleep with one eye open so they look great but really they do look great.

 

[Jack_Maehoffer]

I just like my shit to fit after it's washed, I 'm particular about my clothes, and she always shrinks or spills bleach on shirts etc. So I do the wash and it's done the right way.

I cook too. But I don't do Toilets or windows

You sound like your single, might as well be.

 

[njman2]

she never asks...most of the time I like the way she looks.

 

[bagleel1]

Her ass keeps getting bigger, but she claims that she leaves the pants in the drier too long.

 

[Traderdave]

I think you look better in black.

 

[wheninvegas2005]

Of course not. Take them off , bend over and I'll prove it to you.

 

[DaveNJ]

I haven't been asked that question in a long time. Not being married and all, I can usually avoid it. If my gfriend asks, it'd be a ridiculous question, as she is no where near fat and could never be mistaken for a fattie. She knows it as well as I do, so if she ever did ask me, it'd be as a joke