Re: Re: Judge Crater Pierces the Void in an Anti-Matter Expirement: Update
(Last night's dinner went very well. We took Edna, Rolf and Marta to a trendy Ethiopian restaurant. My wife liked them immediately.)
Marta is a crack whore in her early 30s who works the approaches to the Queensboro Bridge. Rolf is a 40 year old bongo playing heroin addict that acts as Marta's protector. He is an expressionist painter, but hasn't put brush to canvas since he was 20. Neither would eat anything from the menu. They exist solely on pink foods, such as Hostess Snow-Balls and pink lemonade, and need new dentures. Although neither speaks English, I could tell they are both very sensitive people.)
(Since Edna, Rolf and Marta were evicted earlier in the day from their East Village squat, they came home with us. I thought that Rolf and Marta would sleep in the spare bedroom and that Edna would sleep in bed with me and my wife. But this was not to happen. Rolf and Marta sobbed uncontrollably and wet the bed. They are both frightened easily and needed comforting. So they joined Edna, me and my wife. To comfort Rolf, I had to let him sodomize me. He wouldn't have gotten to sleep otherwise. He wept in my arms afterward. I am trying to be more spiritual and accepting of others. Edna said this would be good for me.)
(At Mass this morning, Father Dunphy took an immediate shine to his newest parishioners. They've offered to hold a gang bang fund raiser at the local football stadium. Money is needed for a new gym at the parish school and the Diocese needs money for a second high school. Father Dunphy and the Bishop are most pleased and will start advertising on the local television station this afternoon.)
(Edna and Marta are only, by their estimates, a thousand or two short of their life long goals of having sex with 10,000 men. Upon completion of this goal, they will become goddesses. When this happens, I will be allowed to address them as Goddess Edna and Goddess Marta.)
(After getting to know Edna and Marta better, my wife is jealous of their spiritual powers and wants to be a goddess now too. She will join Edna and Marta and will attempt to reach her new goal of having sex with 10,000 men in one week.)
(Edna insists that we will never be able to become closer in our relationship unless I participate too. So I will join Edna, Marta and my wife on the 50 yard line. Rolf will be in charge of the security force and collecting the money. He is most helpful.)
(After mass, Edna gave me an intimate beating on the church steps. I know I am helping her and felt pleased. This afternoon, we will introduce Edna, Marta and Rolf to our neighbors.)
(The theme for this year's Fourth of July Block Party: Bukkake!)
(We will all be very popular.)
(More later.)