Russian Sofia - Sensual Massage Reviews & Discussion 631-988-7300

Banacek

Banacek

#81
#81
stagerock said:
Lucky for you and this forum, I will never post again. I didnt think we made such a big deal on how we review "whores"
I wrote what I felt and that was all. Sorry for being a shill.
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Golly gee, we're sure gonna miss you. Your content was stellar. Let's review.
•1st post - started a thread about a legit massage place. Phone number in wrong format. No detail as to girl's name or price paid. Plus, it's a legit massage. Not exactly what MOST members want to know, but still would have been okay had you followed the rules.
•2nd post - same shit. Phone number in wrong format. No details as to girl's name or price requested. Not even sure if you received any services or just bolted. Not helpful at all.
•3rd post - the one in here that I criticized for lack of details.

Why you don't get it is beyond me. I graciously allowed the posts to appear even though they were wrong and worthless. I pointed out the problems and directed you to areas on the board where you could read about the proper procedures for posting on here. All you needed to do was to read that material and use it to better your next post. Instead, you are choosing to quit. Fine by me. Join the ranks of the lurkers.
 
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stagerock

#82
#82
Banacek said:
Golly gee, we're sure gonna miss you. Your content was stellar. Let's review.
•1st post - started a thread about a legit massage place. Phone number in wrong format. No detail as to girl's name or price paid. Plus, it's a legit massage. Not exactly what MOST members want to know, but still would have been okay had you followed the rules.
•2nd post - same shit. Phone number in wrong format. No details as to girl's name or price requested. Not even sure if you received any services or just bolted. Not helpful at all.
•3rd post - the one in here that I criticized for lack of details.

Why you don't get it is beyond me. I graciously allowed the posts to appear even though they were wrong and worthless. I pointed out the problems and directed you to areas on the board where you could read about the proper procedures for posting on here. All you needed to do was to read that material and use it to better your next post. Instead, you are choosing to quit. Fine by me. Join the ranks of the lurkers.
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Its not the rules and the mistakes I may have made in my posts that bother me about quitting, its how you come across as a sarcastic asshole moderater about it. Loosen up, guy.
 
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SAMEdamntime

#86
#86
Just came from her spot in bellmore, contacting was kind of funny but paranoid,
I felt like I was “in Russian movie contacting Russian hot spy”
LOL
A lot of questions but finally agreed to an hour as long as I get my two pops because my nuts both have to get it in if I’m paying for the hour,
I go there same thing as everyone else,
She was stalking me from the movie and it’s funny I walked up a little too fast even though she said walk slow I happened to catch the guy before me walking out I was on the corner watching,
She tells me to come up,
Hot Russian milf type,
We chit chat for a while while she gives me a half as massage,
Flips, pops a cover on
This chick really loves to talk but if it gets her in the mood with me then why not
She blows me while another monger calls up asking for details
That was pretty hot idk why but
She gets me hard and tells me to lay in her couch thing which now im retrospect... nasty,
Does she change those sheets?
Fuck her mish,
Then legs on my shoulders I could tell partly she’s faking but partly she’s hurting she was definitely sore and my cock wasn’t helping
Blew in the bag,
She was impressed at the load and joked about selling it online
Back on the table
I guess you can call it soft touch?
Some more talking then me falling asleep
Then softer touch and Johnny boy is waking up
Back to cbj
Back to the little sheets cushion shit on the floor
She rides cow girl
Now she’s impatient and rushing it which is a turn off
At this point of my mongering game I really need the girl to be into it and sensual or Johnny says fuck this
So right before I was gonna blow she gets off and says off to handjob
I’m like whatever let’s see what she’s got
Wayyyy too much lotion a little less and it would’ve been way better
Made it hard to stay hard although she really was milking that sucker
Tell her to play with the bros
She gets a little technique and I start getting hard again,
She was getting lazy at this point she would’ve made me cum faster I’d she would’ve focused more,
But her slackness was causing me to last longer
Finally we get a nice strong piece of meat and she’s milking that utter,
Boom
Overall not bad, I like it when she suffocated me with her tits
 
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iwantagoodhj247

#87
#87
Holy shit! I started this thread over 8 years ago! The more things change, the more they stay the same, anyway...
Saw Sofia recently. Same spot as years ago. Not sure why I used her, other than I was at that CVS, chuckled looking across the street, and had her number saved from years ago. So, fuck it. She picked right up, although she didn't remember me. Said she was avail now, and told me to start walking across the street. Went upstairs, she's standing in the doorway in a tiny Victoria's Secret robe, and hot damn has she put on some weight! Yikes! No big deal in my book but holy moly. Makes me wash up in the bathroom, plenty of toilet paper and paper towels for those wondering who's been doing the hoarding, and I go lay down. She's reading her phone and using her left hand to smear lotion on my back. Zero massage, just this one handed smear. I say, no need for all that, can you play with my balls? She obliges. Gets me a little chubby so I roll over on my own and she puts a condom on, boo. Last time I was there, she bbjd me, so I was hoping for the same again. I say, last time was raw. She says, not with Corona going around. I guess she thinks with all the coughing, that what my dick is going to cough on her can give it to her. I say, fuck this, I'm out, I can't bust from a cbj. She says, can you cum from covered fuck? Hmmm, indeed I can. She agreed to no upsell and to let me finish covered fuck. She's got implants in her ass that had shifted or something, so when I hit her doggie, it felt like hockey pads when I was grabbing her hips. She asked me to fuck her hard, was talking dirty, something about fucking my Russian maid, anyway, I was just happy that I was not going to lose my money from not popping. Pounded away to her sighing and moaning (all fake) till I busted in the bag. Quick clean up, lots of talking and questions on the way out, said she'd save my number, again, and wouldn't forget who I am for next time.
I can't believe with all the traffic that bldg gets, she's still there after all these years.
Location: 10, incall, perfect
Appearance: 5, got very heavy, ass implants, nuff said
Services: 4, cbj was awful at best, zero massage what so ever, only thing that got me chub was that she was ok with me banging with no upsell!
Rates: 3, I was expecting at least an effort with the massage, got zero, I had agreed to half hour with bj for 100 didn't think to ask if it was raw, only b/c it was raw years ago. I only have myself to blame.
I might repeat, but only if she remembered who I was and agreed to bbj.
 
billyS

billyS

Reign of Terror
#88
#88
iwantagoodhj247 said:
Holy shit! I started this thread over 8 years ago! The more things change, the more they stay the same, anyway...
Saw Sofia recently. Same spot as years ago. Not sure why I used her, other than I was at that CVS, chuckled looking across the street, and had her number saved from years ago. So, fuck it. She picked right up, although she didn't remember me. Said she was avail now, and told me to start walking across the street. Went upstairs, she's standing in the doorway in a tiny Victoria's Secret robe, and hot damn has she put on some weight! Yikes! No big deal in my book but holy moly. Makes me wash up in the bathroom, plenty of toilet paper and paper towels for those wondering who's been doing the hoarding, and I go lay down. She's reading her phone and using her left hand to smear lotion on my back. Zero massage, just this one handed smear. I say, no need for all that, can you play with my balls? She obliges. Gets me a little chubby so I roll over on my own and she puts a condom on, boo. Last time I was there, she bbjd me, so I was hoping for the same again. I say, last time was raw. She says, not with Corona going around. I guess she thinks with all the coughing, that what my dick is going to cough on her can give it to her. I say, fuck this, I'm out, I can't bust from a cbj. She says, can you cum from covered fuck? Hmmm, indeed I can. She agreed to no upsell and to let me finish covered fuck. She's got implants in her ass that had shifted or something, so when I hit her doggie, it felt like hockey pads when I was grabbing her hips. She asked me to fuck her hard, was talking dirty, something about fucking my Russian maid, anyway, I was just happy that I was not going to lose my money from not popping. Pounded away to her sighing and moaning (all fake) till I busted in the bag. Quick clean up, lots of talking and questions on the way out, said she'd save my number, again, and wouldn't forget who I am for next time.
I can't believe with all the traffic that bldg gets, she's still there after all these years.
Location: 10, incall, perfect
Appearance: 5, got very heavy, ass implants, nuff said
Services: 4, cbj was awful at best, zero massage what so ever, only thing that got me chub was that she was ok with me banging with no upsell!
Rates: 3, I was expecting at least an effort with the massage, got zero, I had agreed to half hour with bj for 100 didn't think to ask if it was raw, only b/c it was raw years ago. I only have myself to blame.
I might repeat, but only if she remembered who I was and agreed to bbj.
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I remember seeing her years ago, she asked half way thru the massage if I wanted to massage her, she got on the table on her back and as I was fingering her she fed my cock into her mouth. Honestly don't remember if it was covered or not.
On the way out she mentioned next I'd be eligible to take the hour and fuck her on the couch.
That day since it was my first time she'd only see me for the half and go as far as a bj.
 
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iwantagoodhj247

#89
#89
Yup, I've seen her a few times since the last review. I mentioned in another thread that my sex drive is thru the roof for some reason, and she's local, and convenient, so...
She's a pip actually, we've gotten comfortable with each other the past 2 months, and she's funny as shit once she relaxes around you. I expressed to her at our second session this recent go around, that i don't need the massage, it's a waste of both our time. She couldn't be happier about that. We chit chat about covid, and how we're both staying safe, while we're both getting naked, lol, and she gets right to it. Always CBJ, damn it. Haven't gotten her to break that rule, but she's fun, and puts effort into it, and those big fake titties are out, and I'm fingering her while she's sucking, then on to that ratty fold out couch on the floor. I'm not thrilled with the scented lotion she uses to lube up. I can smell it for hours if i can't shower right away, gonna have to tell her about that. Pin her legs behind her ears, and pound away covered till i pop, grabbing one of those big fake titties the entire time. And she talks nasty in that Russian accent the whole time. Telling me she wants to feel me cum in the bag inside her, that it's her first day as my Russian maid, and she needs to be taught how to fuck, cursing like a sailor. She's funny! Then we shoot the shit a little as we're cleaning up and I'm getting dressed. She's just standing there naked laughing at the conversation, quite the sight!
Anyway, she understands I'm a qv guy, and I've shown her that I'm not there to spend quality time, I'm there to get off, and get out, so she's been good to me, which is another reason why i keep returning.
I got to see her in street clothes once recently. I was a few minutes early, and she was walking from somewhere down the block, and it turned me on something fierce. She didn't have all that wannabe porn star makeup on, and she wasn't in that threadbare robe, she looked good, she looked real, it was nice. Anyway...
I'll keep going back as long as we're on the same page as far as services rendered, and what they're worth to me.
 
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Camant1997

The next time I whine will be my last
#90
#90
iwantagoodhj247 said:
Yup, I've seen her a few times since the last review. I mentioned in another thread that my sex drive is thru the roof for some reason, and she's local, and convenient, so...
She's a pip actually, we've gotten comfortable with each other the past 2 months, and she's funny as shit once she relaxes around you. I expressed to her at our second session this recent go around, that i don't need the massage, it's a waste of both our time. She couldn't be happier about that. We chit chat about covid, and how we're both staying safe, while we're both getting naked, lol, and she gets right to it. Always CBJ, damn it. Haven't gotten her to break that rule, but she's fun, and puts effort into it, and those big fake titties are out, and I'm fingering her while she's sucking, then on to that ratty fold out couch on the floor. I'm not thrilled with the scented lotion she uses to lube up. I can smell it for hours if i can't shower right away, gonna have to tell her about that. Pin her legs behind her ears, and pound away covered till i pop, grabbing one of those big fake titties the entire time. And she talks nasty in that Russian accent the whole time. Telling me she wants to feel me cum in the bag inside her, that it's her first day as my Russian maid, and she needs to be taught how to fuck, cursing like a sailor. She's funny! Then we shoot the shit a little as we're cleaning up and I'm getting dressed. She's just standing there naked laughing at the conversation, quite the sight!
Anyway, she understands I'm a qv guy, and I've shown her that I'm not there to spend quality time, I'm there to get off, and get out, so she's been good to me, which is another reason why i keep returning.
I got to see her in street clothes once recently. I was a few minutes early, and she was walking from somewhere down the block, and it turned me on something fierce. She didn't have all that wannabe porn star makeup on, and she wasn't in that threadbare robe, she looked good, she looked real, it was nice. Anyway...
I'll keep going back as long as we're on the same page as far as services rendered, and what they're worth to me.
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Was it the same rates as last time? Love those European accents
 
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Gsx98

#91
#91
iwantagoodhj247 said:
Holy shit! I started this thread over 8 years ago! The more things change, the more they stay the same, anyway...
Saw Sofia recently. Same spot as years ago. Not sure why I used her, other than I was at that CVS, chuckled looking across the street, and had her number saved from years ago. So, fuck it. She picked right up, although she didn't remember me. Said she was avail now, and told me to start walking across the street. Went upstairs, she's standing in the doorway in a tiny Victoria's Secret robe, and hot damn has she put on some weight! Yikes! No big deal in my book but holy moly. Makes me wash up in the bathroom, plenty of toilet paper and paper towels for those wondering who's been doing the hoarding, and I go lay down. She's reading her phone and using her left hand to smear lotion on my back. Zero massage, just this one handed smear. I say, no need for all that, can you play with my balls? She obliges. Gets me a little chubby so I roll over on my own and she puts a condom on, boo. Last time I was there, she bbjd me, so I was hoping for the same again. I say, last time was raw. She says, not with Corona going around. I guess she thinks with all the coughing, that what my dick is going to cough on her can give it to her. I say, fuck this, I'm out, I can't bust from a cbj. She says, can you cum from covered fuck? Hmmm, indeed I can. She agreed to no upsell and to let me finish covered fuck. She's got implants in her ass that had shifted or something, so when I hit her doggie, it felt like hockey pads when I was grabbing her hips. She asked me to fuck her hard, was talking dirty, something about fucking my Russian maid, anyway, I was just happy that I was not going to lose my money from not popping. Pounded away to her sighing and moaning (all fake) till I busted in the bag. Quick clean up, lots of talking and questions on the way out, said she'd save my number, again, and wouldn't forget who I am for next time.
I can't believe with all the traffic that bldg gets, she's still there after all these years.
Location: 10, incall, perfect
Appearance: 5, got very heavy, ass implants, nuff said
Services: 4, cbj was awful at best, zero massage what so ever, only thing that got me chub was that she was ok with me banging with no upsell!
Rates: 3, I was expecting at least an effort with the massage, got zero, I had agreed to half hour with bj for 100 didn't think to ask if it was raw, only b/c it was raw years ago. I only have myself to blame.
I might repeat, but only if she remembered who I was and agreed to bbj.
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Nice review! So did she still look good after she added some weight? Hopefully she has been working out more since the last time you saw her.
 
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Gsx98

#92
#92
Man this one did not do it for me, so not going to repeat.

I called and was told where to park then to call again. I get there and call then she leads me to her spot. Spot wise I like it, anyway I open the door and at the top of the stairs there she is waiting in a robe. She is chubby and pretty big I was like umm ok I’ll try it out. She has huge breasts so if you love huge breasts and don’t care about anything else then go for it. I was asked to turn off my phone, get undress and leave all my stuff by the entrance. After I was my hands she directs me to the room with a massage table. I lay there and she massages my upper back for what seems like an eternity, maybe a good 10+ mins. The massage was weak and didn’t really care because that’s not what I went there for anyway. She does talk a lot and I didn’t find her accent that sexy. Just about every other word is shit and fuck, reminding me of this Russian make co-worker I know who swears a lot. So yeah that wasn’t such a turn on for me because it reminded of my co-worker. Then at one point I rub her leg and it was rough and not smooth like I expected, so another turn off for me. She asked me to rub lotion on her breasts and I barely got some on then she rub those massive titties in my face. Now this would been fine if I didn’t just rub lotion on it. Basically the lotion was going in my eyes, nose, mouth lol wtf?!?!? After suffocating for awhile we walked over to this fold out type of sofa thingy not sure what to call it. I laid there and she got on top and now it’s time for some fun. She gets on and starts saying some nonsense like fuck me like your polish maid lol some stuff like that. I put my hands on her ass and those things were flat as hell. It felt hard like if there was plywood behind it. My shit just died and I didn’t even want to hit it doggy. She finished me off with a hj and then I was off on my way. Now on the way home I got seem to have this smell of either lotion or perfume stuck on me. I got home took a shower ASAP and burnt my clothes (threw in washing machine). I come off shower and get dry, freaking smell still on meeeee!!! I shower once more and can’t seem to get rid of the smell. Luckily I was home along util the evening but hours later I still felt the smell, even when I went to sleep at night. I stayed away from SO like stay back lol. So I spent $160 for 30 mins and not going back. Personality wise she is cool but I just was not attracted to her at all. So if you like flat butts and big tits along with someone that swears like a sailor then go for it!!!
 
billyS

billyS

Reign of Terror
#94
#94
Gsx98 said:
Man this one did not do it for me, so not going to repeat.

I called and was told where to park then to call again. I get there and call then she leads me to her spot. Spot wise I like it, anyway I open the door and at the top of the stairs there she is waiting in a robe. She is chubby and pretty big I was like umm ok I’ll try it out. She has huge breasts so if you love huge breasts and don’t care about anything else then go for it. I was asked to turn off my phone, get undress and leave all my stuff by the entrance. After I was my hands she directs me to the room with a massage table. I lay there and she massages my upper back for what seems like an eternity, maybe a good 10+ mins. The massage was weak and didn’t really care because that’s not what I went there for anyway. She does talk a lot and I didn’t find her accent that sexy. Just about every other word is shit and fuck, reminding me of this Russian make co-worker I know who swears a lot. So yeah that wasn’t such a turn on for me because it reminded of my co-worker. Then at one point I rub her leg and it was rough and not smooth like I expected, so another turn off for me. She asked me to rub lotion on her breasts and I barely got some on then she rub those massive titties in my face. Now this would been fine if I didn’t just rub lotion on it. Basically the lotion was going in my eyes, nose, mouth lol wtf?!?!? After suffocating for awhile we walked over to this fold out type of sofa thingy not sure what to call it. I laid there and she got on top and now it’s time for some fun. She gets on and starts saying some nonsense like fuck me like your polish maid lol some stuff like that. I put my hands on her ass and those things were flat as hell. It felt hard like if there was plywood behind it. My shit just died and I didn’t even want to hit it doggy. She finished me off with a hj and then I was off on my way. Now on the way home I got seem to have this smell of either lotion or perfume stuck on me. I got home took a shower ASAP and burnt my clothes (threw in washing machine). I come off shower and get dry, freaking smell still on meeeee!!! I shower once more and can’t seem to get rid of the smell. Luckily I was home along util the evening but hours later I still felt the smell, even when I went to sleep at night. I stayed away from SO like stay back lol. So I spent $160 for 30 mins and not going back. Personality wise she is cool but I just was not attracted to her at all. So if you like flat butts and big tits along with someone that swears like a sailor then go for it!!!
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I had a similar experience with her about five years ago except she gave me a cbj for that amount. About half way thru the massage session she laid down on the table on her back and told me to massage her but I just felt her up and fingered her while she fondled my cock.
If I remember correctly she wanted to blow me from that position.
She said next time I could have fs for the hour price, I think it was $220? But I really wasn't interested so I never returned.
 
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iwantagoodhj247

#96
#96
Gsx98 said:
Man this one did not do it for me, so not going to repeat.

I called and was told where to park then to call again. I get there and call then she leads me to her spot. Spot wise I like it, anyway I open the door and at the top of the stairs there she is waiting in a robe. She is chubby and pretty big I was like umm ok I’ll try it out. She has huge breasts so if you love huge breasts and don’t care about anything else then go for it. I was asked to turn off my phone, get undress and leave all my stuff by the entrance. After I was my hands she directs me to the room with a massage table. I lay there and she massages my upper back for what seems like an eternity, maybe a good 10+ mins. The massage was weak and didn’t really care because that’s not what I went there for anyway. She does talk a lot and I didn’t find her accent that sexy. Just about every other word is shit and fuck, reminding me of this Russian make co-worker I know who swears a lot. So yeah that wasn’t such a turn on for me because it reminded of my co-worker. Then at one point I rub her leg and it was rough and not smooth like I expected, so another turn off for me. She asked me to rub lotion on her breasts and I barely got some on then she rub those massive titties in my face. Now this would been fine if I didn’t just rub lotion on it. Basically the lotion was going in my eyes, nose, mouth lol wtf?!?!? After suffocating for awhile we walked over to this fold out type of sofa thingy not sure what to call it. I laid there and she got on top and now it’s time for some fun. She gets on and starts saying some nonsense like fuck me like your polish maid lol some stuff like that. I put my hands on her ass and those things were flat as hell. It felt hard like if there was plywood behind it. My shit just died and I didn’t even want to hit it doggy. She finished me off with a hj and then I was off on my way. Now on the way home I got seem to have this smell of either lotion or perfume stuck on me. I got home took a shower ASAP and burnt my clothes (threw in washing machine). I come off shower and get dry, freaking smell still on meeeee!!! I shower once more and can’t seem to get rid of the smell. Luckily I was home along util the evening but hours later I still felt the smell, even when I went to sleep at night. I stayed away from SO like stay back lol. So I spent $160 for 30 mins and not going back. Personality wise she is cool but I just was not attracted to her at all. So if you like flat butts and big tits along with someone that swears like a sailor then go for it!!!
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Well, that's just about as spot on a review as I've ever read around here. I've told her several times not to use that lotion as lube, which she does. It STINKS. But she's been good to me, and I've also seen another woman that works there, a redhead with natural tits, so i do keep going back. Mellow attitudes on both of them. Sophia is actually funny as fuck, when she gets to know you.
 
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