First off, STOP POSTING UNDER THIS HANDLE! Not one more post here. Not even to reply to me.
Next, just register a new handle under a different email address.
Now for the good news and the bad news.
The good news: So far, your three posts here have not revealed anything sordid.
The bad news: They do show up on a google search of your handle along with posts from other boards with similar handles. And if you were BSing about the handles only being similar, I would gingerly proceed on a course to bury the UG posts. (And if you weren't BSing, then some poor guy is sitting out on his terrace, listening to a certain Paul Simon song, pondering the universe and not knowing just what might bite him in the ass one day.)
So, Al, take your shot at redemption. You don't want to end up a cartoon.