Correction my dear Genius there’s nothing like the sound of a shotgun pumping. And you won’t have to worry about rotating your clips from sitting loaded all the time.
But yes the sound of a pump-action shotgun is very effective, and a friend in Da Bronx has a very enjoyable story that goes with that. I giggle more every time I'm reminded of it.
I'm inclined to think that if someone needs to cycle their mags they're not practicing enough.
As for social media accounts, I doubt anyone has the resources unless you're immediately suspected of dumping bodies in Lon Guyland. But surely you're using a unique handle, unique password and a decent VPN to access this board, right? Right??