So I caved and went.
I stopped by here on a weekday at like 11am.
When I walk in, the place smelled like shit, like legit shit, one of them or another monger mist have legit dropped a huge dump in their toilet. there's a women at the front desk who greets me and asks for 50 for the half. There's 4 women sitting in the lobby. 2 Asian and 2 latin. One latin lady was actually smoking hot. I asked for her and the lady at the front desk said she busy soon and can't. Ugh.
Some other like 5 on amp scale lady gets up and walks me down the hall. The shit smell is pretty bad. I had to piss so bad and asked to use bathroom. Lady had no idea what I was saying since she spoke no English. After a little she understood. I went into the bathroom and had to hold my shirt over my face since the smell was so bad. Pissed and walked out. When I walked out, it smelled like they all sprayed Lysol spray to cover up the smell, like a heavy heavy Lysol spray.
Anyway I got to room and she does a BS massage for 15 mins. Tells me to flip, she asks for "boom boom, 200" I legit laughed. I said no, just mouth. She didn't understand and got out translator app out. She said mouth was 180. I laughed again and said ok just hand. She told me 150. Insane. I'm pretty much soft as puddy now. I finally just make hand motion gesture and she said 100. I was so fed up I said no and started to get up and get dressed. She was shocked and said ok ok I do I do!
She started prob the worst hand job I've ever had in my life. After only 20 seconds I knew it couldn't get better. I said to lift up her shirt and she said "no no, need another 100", as she's giving me the worst fucking hand job ever. I was fed up, she was not even trying or in any means good looking for that insane price. I said stop and got up and got dressed, said I have to go. I gave her 20 bucks and asked her name. She said Tiffany. I walked to the front to leave and she's saying something to the front desk lady who then said "what wrong" to me. I told her I didn't like her service and will only come back for the girl in yellow (hot latin I saw when I came in) she said oh okay, need to tip Tiffany. I said yeah I did and walked out.
Waste of 70 bucks and honestly not sure if I'll ever go back.