Stu .... she would cut your balls off and hang them on her wall.
I would go the other way with Emily. I would be so sweet and charming and be very loving with her. I would leave her smiling, weak-kneed and in love with me ... asking for more! I am a lover not a fighter!
My balls wouldn't look good amongst the framed portraits of Obama, Hillary, Sharpton, Jackson, Chavez, Castro, Che, Stalin, Lenin, Marxs, an Occupy Wall Street group photo and various ones of her beloved homosexuals.
Why on earth would you want her to fall in love with you??? She has the potential of stalking you with sophisticated electronic gear. No no no, the more I think about it S&M is the only route to go. But first and foremost you need to stick a sock in her mouth. I can't emphasize enough how important this first step is, its crucial to avoiding a headache.