Miki takes on the UG doubters: PAY ME WHAT YOU THINK I AM WORTH!!!!

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vermeer

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#21
all hoors should take a lesson from this crafty marketer. there's no downside. she's guaranteed to make $800 that day easily. even cheapskates like me wouldn't stick less than $100 up her snatch. she's relying on the goodwill. i bet she'll average $200/session. great publicity, too.

most fuckpigs are too stupid, and lazy to do something like this.

miki, i give you props. you have a good yidishe kop. no wonder, your people are runing the government, the banks and all the media.
 
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MikitheMilf

#22
#22
Vermie my love.....

vermeer said:
all hoors should take a lesson from this crafty marketer. there's no downside. she's guaranteed to make $800 that day easily. even cheapskates like me wouldn't stick less than $100 up her snatch. she's relying on the goodwill. i bet she'll average $200/session. great publicity, too.

most fuckpigs are too stupid, and lazy to do something like this.

miki, i give you props. you have a good yidishe kop. no wonder, your people are runing the government, the banks and all the media.
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This offer is open to you too...what have you got to lose...I hear makeup sex is the hottest kind of sex (excepting revenge sex). C'mon over and lets declare a truce....
 
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Rokin

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Miki
Just wanted to give you props.
Since I work in NJ and I cannot be sure that I can make an appointnment I have not scheduled. If I can make it that day I will call and see if there is any availability.
 
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MikitheMilf

#31
#31
Just a reminder,if you don't post that youlve made an appointment,you don't have one. If there are appointments left next wednesday I will take last minute calls but bear in mind,at these prices they may go fast.
 
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MikitheMilf

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This is a pay what you think its worth special...I am not sure how it will go or how much I will earn . My sense it that you guys are not scheduling because you are uncomfortable with the constraints of the offer...OK, I'll sweeten the pot, I will donate 20% of my earnings to UG, I have made a donation already but I don't care...Bender is worth it(besides it makes me hot to feel pimped out). This is a put up or shut up experiment, I have said often that I do not get business from this site. I have one confirmed appointment as of now...I am sure you guys have fucked skankier for more than this. You can have me for the freakin' price of a goddam Happy Meal ,WTF is wrong here???? I am not fat,just old and flabby but I have killer skills, you guys are totally pussified.
 
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jp1064

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#35
It's the new "castrati" Miki.

If you had been in New Jersey again for this, I probably would have seen you again. I think us Jersey guys would have booked you up.
 
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RoosterC74

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A Few Quickies

Miki-

Your ideas and concept on this one, is a good one. It should serve as a positive for both you and the Board as a whole.

When you posted the following, I have to tell you that I seriously doubt it-"I have said often that I do not get business from this site."

The fact that you only have one confirmed appointment at this point in the time, is a bit of a surprise to me. If it were Thursday, I would probably take you up on the offer. Wednesday, just will not work for this old bird.
 
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mrhap

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#38
Hey Miki

If I'm able to make an appointment can I bring a camera to capture the moments at no extra charge? My movie camera is broken so it would have to be stills.
 
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MikitheMilf

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#40
I am astounded at the lack of interest here...I just looked in the mirror and it didn't crack, I have very decent reviews here, I am donating money and alot of you guys seem to like the fat chicks ( I am not fat),can someone clue me in???
 
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