How about drinking at the Y?????
In Dublin, the Barman's flat is over the bar, and he's taking a short breather there while his wife tends to the customers. As he's relaxing in his easy chair, his wife bursts in the door, face red. She shreiks "You're going to have to go down there and throw this fella a beating. He just said he was going to take me out back, put molasses on me bum and lick it off!!!". The barman says "What nerve! You go down there and see to the customers and I'll be right down!".
Before he can even finish putting on his shoes, his wife is back screaming "Now he says he's gonna put whipped cream on my titties and lick it off". Enraged, the barman screams "Hold on, I'm gettin' me bat, I'll be right down!!!!"
Again, before he can finish dressing, she's back screaming "Now he says he's gonna turn me upside down, fill me at the tap, and drink me dry".
The barman just slumps back into his chair. His wife screams"What ya doin'? How come yer not coming downstairs ?"
The barman replies "I'll have to think twice before going up against someone who can finnish off 13 pints of Guinness".