@flashli - a little late, but thank you for your review! Hopefully your experiences only get better from here on - looking forward to hearing about them.
Always good to be careful. But I, like @Luv2eatya67 , wouldn't go so far as to say they aren't attractive. While of course they are not dimes, I've yet to see anyone there who I found to be unattractive, which is more than I can say about most places.
Your comment wasn't directed to me, but don't mind if I do!
** utopia guide review - Yuki **
MMS's been texting me about the new talent lately, namely Rachel and Yuki. Seems like the former is only around on the weekends. Had the itch late last week so thought I'd try the latter whom was described as "young, sexy and fun." With all the 5-0 activity in the news lately, I thought to park somewhere other than in the normal back lot but middle country is a bitch to navigate during rush hour. Really nowhere else good to park.
Anyway, greeted by Lucy with a hug and brief chat and met Yuki. She looks a bit older than expected... I'd say late 20s/early 30s. Nice body (she said she used to swim every day in China), flat stomach, long black hair, small breasts. She looks a little like Vivian but softer features, which is a plus in my book. Earlier someone described her nipples as "pretzels" and I didn't understand what he meant...now I do. They look exactly like sourdough pretzel nuggets. Put some spicy brown mustard on them and you'd think they were pigs in a blanket. (And now I'm hungry).
Took standard hh and by god if she didn't give the worst massage I've ever had. Like, literally, it's insulting to even call it a bodyrub. 10 minutes of simply putting her hands on my back and gently pressing down. Do yourself a favor and just skip it, or switch roles, massagy her, it'll be better than laying on your dick wondering if this is the year you'll finally itemize your deductions.
No ST before the flip. Wasn't at attention but she promised I would be soon. Provided the cover and she did the mouth trick, which did the trick. A little word of warning, she does this slurpy thing with her saliva that basically the only way it can be described as is she's gargling on your johnson. It sounds weird and feels weirder. Anyway, she gets on the table for mish. Up top is shaved, but everything around and, well, down to the brown, ain't. I don't daty so doesn't really matter to me. Everything was enjoyable, occasional very light kissing, finished lazy dog and then cleanup. I'd go back for seconds, but would try Rachael or Linda first before doing so.
She asked if I was married and joked she will be my wife...or at least I think it was a joke. Haha...ha
Since ik the girls aren't that attractive. I now will most likely never go there. Be careful fellas.
How about a review of her...
** utopia guide review - Yuki **
MMS's been texting me about the new talent lately, namely Rachel and Yuki. Seems like the former is only around on the weekends. Had the itch late last week so thought I'd try the latter whom was described as "young, sexy and fun." With all the 5-0 activity in the news lately, I thought to park somewhere other than in the normal back lot but middle country is a bitch to navigate during rush hour. Really nowhere else good to park.
Anyway, greeted by Lucy with a hug and brief chat and met Yuki. She looks a bit older than expected... I'd say late 20s/early 30s. Nice body (she said she used to swim every day in China), flat stomach, long black hair, small breasts. She looks a little like Vivian but softer features, which is a plus in my book. Earlier someone described her nipples as "pretzels" and I didn't understand what he meant...now I do. They look exactly like sourdough pretzel nuggets. Put some spicy brown mustard on them and you'd think they were pigs in a blanket. (And now I'm hungry).
Took standard hh and by god if she didn't give the worst massage I've ever had. Like, literally, it's insulting to even call it a bodyrub. 10 minutes of simply putting her hands on my back and gently pressing down. Do yourself a favor and just skip it, or switch roles, massagy her, it'll be better than laying on your dick wondering if this is the year you'll finally itemize your deductions.
No ST before the flip. Wasn't at attention but she promised I would be soon. Provided the cover and she did the mouth trick, which did the trick. A little word of warning, she does this slurpy thing with her saliva that basically the only way it can be described as is she's gargling on your johnson. It sounds weird and feels weirder. Anyway, she gets on the table for mish. Up top is shaved, but everything around and, well, down to the brown, ain't. I don't daty so doesn't really matter to me. Everything was enjoyable, occasional very light kissing, finished lazy dog and then cleanup. I'd go back for seconds, but would try Rachael or Linda first before doing so.
She asked if I was married and joked she will be my wife...or at least I think it was a joke. Haha...ha