Lana soapy shower bodyslide 917-279-9388

KO, I am surprised she did not make you wear a condom in the shower...that seems to be her prerequisite "in case anything accidentally slips in where it does not belong". She is very into staying clean and disease-free, so she makes sure that everything is covered. Biggest issue is the perfume, scented soaps, etc...walk out of there smelling like you cheated on your s.o.
The second pop was kind of a surprise, actually...well, without getting into way too much detail, she definitely wasn't at risk of an unsafe accident. This was a soapy handjob, for sure. And it should be noted that she keeps absolutely everything impeccably clean.

As for perfumed soaps, I was actually incredibly pleased to note that she is using unscented Dove. Gets you squeaky clean without smelling like you slept in a florist shop...
 
I'm looking at her site, buck 70 all inclusive whether you end up with fs or not, usually 2-3 pops and tips according to her are not mandatory. Did I get this right?
 
I'm looking at her site, buck 70 all inclusive whether you end up with fs or not, usually 2-3 pops and tips according to her are not mandatory. Did I get this right?
I can't speak to the FS bit personally but the rest of your statement is absolutely correct, and I believe others have confirmed that FS is available without additional cost.
 
Lana is hardly a GILF and is one of the sweetest and most pleasant providers out there. She is quite the MILF and there is nothing wrong with that. I will take Lana's beautiful ass and body over most 23 year olds any day.

To each their own!
 
Lana Latina Nuru 917-279-9388

Finally saw the famous Lana. She must be about 40's, but she exudes sensuality and is VERY friendly. She must have been a 10 when she was in her 20's.
2 pops or more in the hour is welcome from her and doesnt ask for xtra$.
The shower B2B is great and she performs her special prostate massage like an expert sexy girlfriend/nurse naked and she really has the skills here in that department. She offered some toys but I prefered her latex gloved finger. She gets naked and really into it.
First pop on the bed. prostate style. second in the shower, CBJ and wet soapy latina butt crack style. 170 hour and I gave her an unasked for tip in addition. Heartily recommended.
 
Lana is an absolute sweetheart. It is amazing how comfortable she can be with a complete stranger.

I'm surprised to hear that she was talking about having work done. She is already very enhanced up top and I hope she's not thinking about going bigger.

Some people in the past have complained that it is difficult in the beginning because of communication issues and this is a fair comment. I didn't have trouble with her accent but when I called her the second time for the exact address, she leaves out some words. Lana would tell me the building number and street number but without indicating that its the street number. She simply says, hypothetically, "234 76", I thought the entire thing was the building number and it confused me for a bit.

But once you get to the door, she all smiles, hugs and kisses. She shoved her hand down the back of my pants as soon as I walked in the door. This move might have been an attempt at being seductive but as I think about it more she probably was searching my body in case I was wearing any kind of equipment.

She keeps her apartment very dark. There's very little light in the place and even less in the bedroom. From what I have read in previous posts, she might be trying to hide her age. It is true that she may have hit 40 but don't let that deter you from meeting. Don't doubt that she is a very beautiful woman and I think she should embrace the sexy older lady vibe.

Lana is about 5'7'' with a great Colombian rear. And she a has very large implants, the kind that are clearly without question surgically enhanced. Hopefully that won't be a dealbreaker for you.

We start out our session with a massage on the bed. She does more of a muscle squeezing massage for me then the accupressure massages I am used to. Lana then starts the boob body sliding. Let me emphasize once again that Lana is not shy at all and really gets into her work. She slides her oily body up and down with all her weight as if trying to massage me with her implants. She even enthusiastically licks my back several times. I flip and she asks what I want, hand or cbj?

I ask for fs, Lana quotes the 200 and I happily agree. I don't think there is any need to get into too much detail. daty, doggy, mish, we do it all and it was fantastic. I regret not getting a chance to ask her to get on top, I'm sure that would have been great. Lana told me that she got off three times and kept telling me how much she loved me. I always appreciate whatever ladies do to add more passion to the sexy time. In fact she asked me to cuddle for 5 minutes before we head to the shower. At this point it was at the hour mark so including the shower I stayed for about 80 minutes.

She had to rush me through the shower because her next appointment wouldn't stop calling. Lana even showed me her phone when he called the third or fourth time. The gesture was very considerate.

-not a clock watcher
-sexual beast
-great rates
-lovely curves

I am already thinking about when I can see her again.
 
Lana http://soapyshower.webs.com

I visited Lana for a 1/2 hour session about 5 months ago... forgive me as some details have been lost in the ether

saw her ad on BP, so gave her a call.
as others have mentioned, her accent is very heavy, so there's some initial awkwardness in the communication department... getting the address down correctly, etc. was a challenge, but ultimately worthwhile.

her place is an ornately decorated studio apartment, lights dim, and quiet in the mid-town east area (in the 50's, I believe)

after the standard two-call system, she greeted me in a skimpy nightgown type thing, with lots of "hi, baby" and "you're so handsome" etc., before directing me to the bed.

I was more than happy to discover that Lana's a very attractive woman -pictures are definitely her... blonde hair (dye job, or possibly a wig, but I'm thinking the former), big fake tits which I'm generally not a fan of, but hers are pretty fantastic, great ass, great body... like a blonde Sophia Vergara... late 30's/early 40's... maybe about 5'5''

She started off with some light massaging before directing me to turn over, where she slipped on a condom and went to town (CBJ), with lots of fantastic ball licking -thought I was going to bust just from that alone.
She asked me what I wanted, and I asked if she had any "toys". She slid off the end of the bed and went over to her dresser drawer where she pulled out an assortment of sizes for my choosing.

Lana pushed me on my back, got me prepped and then fucked me with her little plastic friend while sucking me off and making some cute moaning sounds all the while -nothing to fake or distracting sounding, which is smart.
I told her I wanted to cum on her tits, so she rolled the cover off, and jerked me while working the dildo. didn't take much longer till I started spraying all over the place and then lay there in ecstasy as she cleaned me up.

after that she dragged me into the shower with her and cleaned me up and gave me lots of kisses, which was sweet, if not a bit strange. I like a nice provider, but it almost seemed a little too childlike the way she played the intimacy card.

overall a pretty great time. according to the other reviews I've seen, she does offer FS, but I wasn't aware, and wasn't looking for that at the time. I'd consider for the future though.
I'd say Lana's entirely worth the time and money (at $140/half hour)

my only critique is that she didn't seem to have an actual harness for the dildo(s).
it might have been lost in translation (there's that accent again), but I've really been on the lookout for a provider with a proper strap-on who knows how to top a guy with skill.
 
Lana - 917-279-9388

Since money has been tight, I haven't been able to participate in this hobby too much, but I finally was able to this weekend. I know Lana has been reviewed extensively, but since I don't do much hobbying, I feel the need to contribute wherever I can since I do actively check out this site.

I live on Eastern LI (Way out east), but this Friday I had to be in Manhattan for an early morning appointment. So, on Wednesday I decided I wanted to see someone while I was there. I have always wanted a Nuru massage, but I also wanted to get FS. I called one of the Asian places offerig Nuru, and got quoted a price. I also decided that a Latina MILF offering a soapy shower was too good to pass up. Wednesday night I tried numerous times to call Lana, but she never answered. I also didn't leave a voicemail. By the end of the night, I decided to text her telling her who I was and that I wanted to schedule an hour with her on Friday morning.

The next morning (Thursday), I got a text back from her asking what time. I had an appointment at 10:30, so I asked if I could see her at 11am. She said she was busy, how bout noon? I asked if she could see me earlier, like around 9am before my appointment, and eventually she agreed. A little while later she called my cell. She asked me what race I was. I told her I was white, then she asked if I was European, Irish, etc... I told her I was Irish. She then asked what I did for a living, and I told her that too. She told me what interesection to go to in Manhattan, and then to call her from there for further directions.

The next morning, I get to the intersection and call her. She doesn't answer. I try a few times before deciding to leave her a voicemail. So then I text her. No answer. It's freezing outside, so I'm getting a little frustrated and start to consider just going to my appointment early to avoid freezing to death. After about 15 minutes she calls me, but her accent is so thick, and it's so noisy outside that I can barely here her when she gives me the address after asking me the same questions about my ethnicity and job as she did the day before. I ask her to text me the address since I can hardly hear. She does, and tells me to call her when I am outside.

I get there and call her, and she buzzes me into the building. I get there, and she opens her door for me wearing a black, barely there nighty that is struggling to restrain her amazing breasts. She gives me a big hug, kissing and nuzzling my neck with a little light kissing on the lips. Her face does short of show her age (Which she later tells me is 36), but her body, ass and legs are those of a 25 year old. She is gorgeous. She asks me how I got her number and I tell her from ************. She asks in what section, and I tell her it was under Escorts. She gets upset saying she doesn't do FS anymore, she is supposed to only be under the Body Rub section and is mad at whoever is in charge of putting her posts up. Then she tells me that I'm cute and have a good body, and because I'm Irish (She has an Irish flag hanging in her living room) that she will make an exception for me.

In the bedroom she gets the bed ready and tells me to strip. The straps on her nightie keep coming down, fully exposing her breasts. I tell her she's beautiful and she grabs her stomach and pushes the skin together trying to show me how fat she thinks she is. She did have the lights down low, so maybe she did have some, but I couldn't see it. She still looked good. I lay face down and she starts a massage. I can feel her rubbing her bare tits against my back and sliding around on me. She actually gives a decent massage, although there was no soft touch, and after a few minutes she tells me to turn over. I do, and she slides up me and begins kissing me again, this time using a little bit of tongue. She pulls out the condom and then gives me a CBJ with lots and lots of attention to my balls. The CBJ is ok, but nothing great.

After a few minutes she tells me to get up so she can lay down. I do, and then pull her panties off, but I'm not ready to screw yet. Her pussy looks delicious and I need to taste it. It smells and tastes great, and after a few minutes she really starts getting into it. Her back arches, I feel her tremble, she keeps moaning "Aye, Papi!" and tells me that I made her cum. She grabs my head, and gives me a seriously deep french kiss and tells me to fuck her hard. She grabs me and slides me inside of her. Unfortunately she isn't very tight, but it doesn't take long before she seems to be starting to enjoy herself and as she claims to be cumming again I can feel the muscles squeezing my cock. I really wanted to have multiple positions with her but she didn't seem to want to move out of missionary, and after about 10 or 15 minutes like that, I bust. I tell her I'm cumming and she won't let me pull out of her. She grabs my ass and keeps me pulled tight to her, deep inside, all while still grinding her hips into mine.

Eventually she lets me pull back and lie next to her. She takes the condom off, and cleans me up a little bit. Then we sit there for about 15 minutes talking and cuddling. She tells me about how she's had 3 kids, was married for 10 years, she talks about her brother and his wife, about how so many of the men she sees claim thier wives don't pay attention to them. Her accent is so thick, so much of what she says I cant really understand, but I try not to let on. All of this is obviously more than I want to hear, and is not what I want to be doing with my time, but she's a nice woman so I oblige. Eventually I mention to her that I have to leave for my appointment soon. She tells me she has to leave soon too as she is having a root canal.

She leads me to the shower and gets me all soaped up telling me that I have to cum again. It doesn't take much to get me hard again, but I had glanced at the clock before getting in the shower and I knew I didn't have much time. That being the case, I told her I didn't think we had enoguh time to make it happen, and she reluctantly agreed. She actually seemed disappointed, and told me I should come back after her dentist appointment to finish a second time. I don't know how she expected to do anything after a root canal, but I also didn't think that it would be "On the house" so I said maybe next time I'm in the city. She said OK. I got dressed, as did she. I was about to leave when we both remembered I hadn't given her the donation yet. Her BP post said 170 for an hour, so that's what I came prepared with. She counted it, and said that normally for FS it would be 200, but for me she would make an exception since I made her cum and since she doesn't do FS anymore. I thanked her, she kept hugging and kissing me some more before finally letting me leave.

All in all, a very good experience, she is a beautiful and friendly woman. I don't know if I actually made her cum or not, but she did a damn good job of trying to make me think I did, both with her words and her body language. I would probably repeat.
 
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