Goddess Lauren at World 2

[genius]

Wow the hot Asian sounds like something I'd partake in. I wonder if there is a photo of her out there

Yeah, just be aware that the hot Asian may look as hot as the Goddess Lauren looks like a goddess.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

Yeah, just be aware that the hot Asian may look as hot as the Goddess Lauren looks like a goddess.

Nice avatar genius!
Now, to be fair, "goddess" Lauren is more of her being a sex goddess, not an attractive goddess. She looks like any other 40+ housewife that doesn't go to the gym and cooks all day. The "goddess" part comes from what she does in the sheets. All inputs are open for business, she doesn't say no to any requests, and she fucks and sucks all day and all night long taking on as many that will come, literally.
She actually wants to change her stage name to "cuntessa"... so "goddess" may be going bye-bye...

 

[Banacek]

Nice avatar genius!
Now, to be fair, "goddess" Lauren is more of her being a sex goddess, not an attractive goddess. She looks like any other 40+ housewife that doesn't go to the gym and cooks all day. The "goddess" part comes from what she does in the sheets. All inputs are open for business, she doesn't say no to any requests, and she fucks and sucks all day and all night long taking on as many that will come, literally.
She actually wants to change her stage name to "cuntessa"... so "goddess" may be going bye-bye...

And she still has time to cook all day? Amazing!

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

And she still has time to cook all day? Amazing!

Well, i'm thinking 3 days a week, max, for cooking. The other 4 days a week she's fucking the life out of anyone she can!

 

[Banacek]

Well, i'm thinking 3 days a week, max, for cooking. The other 4 days a week she's fucking the life out of anyone she can!

If she's only cooking 3 days a week, we know she's not Italian.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

If she's only cooking 3 days a week, we know she's not Italian.

I never said she was Italian!

 

[Banacek]

I never said she was Italian!

LOL. I never said you did. But when you said she cooks all day, it got me to wondering. But only 3 days a week? No way that's Italian.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

LOL. I never said you did. But when you said she cooks all day, it got me to wondering. But only 3 days a week? No way that's Italian.

I know I know! Just having some fun!

 

[Banacek]

All this banter about Laren's personal life gives me an idea you can pitch to her.
Sophia Belle appeared on a local podcast awhile back and the host was fascinated by what she did.
I'm sure he would be thrilled to have Lauren on as a guest.
The guy also owns a pizza place in Farmingdale, so they could talk cooking, too.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

All this banter about Laren's personal life gives me an idea you can pitch to her.
Sophia Belle appeared on a local podcast awhile back and the host was fascinated by what she did.
I'm sure he would be thrilled to have Lauren on as a guest.
The guy also owns a pizza place in Farmingdale, so they could talk cooking, too.

Free publicity and advertising for her. No reason to say no...

 

[genius]

Free publicity and advertising for her. No reason to say no...

May be good for her pocketbook but bad for her regular patrons; to quote Yogi Berra "Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."

 

[Banacek]

May be good for her pocketbook but bad for her regular patrons; to quote Yogi Berra "Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."

LOL. It's a podcast, not the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show. I doubt many people watch it. I would never have known of it if Sophia hadn't told us she was going to be on there.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

May be good for her pocketbook but bad for her regular patrons; to quote Yogi Berra "Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."

Maybe if this birthday party info got posted here. That would be bad for her regulars. Place might be swamped. Says some swinging couples might show up. Regular Sodom and Gomorrah...

 

[Slinky Bender]

FYI In parts of the fetish community "Goddess" is a euphemism for BBW.
https://www.meetup.com/NYC-metro-BBW-and-Admires/

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

FYI In parts of the fetish community "Goddess" is a euphemism for BBW.
https://www.meetup.com/NYC-metro-BBW-and-Admires/

Hmm. Learn something new everyday. Thanks.

 

[genius]

FYI In parts of the fetish community "Goddess" is a euphemism for BBW.
https://www.meetup.com/NYC-metro-BBW-and-Admires/

Ditto with the learn something new everyday — and Lauren is a BBW.

 

[po10ial]

FYI In parts of the fetish community "Goddess" is a euphemism for BBW.
https://www.meetup.com/NYC-metro-BBW-and-Admires/

+1 on learning something new. Thanks Slinky.

 

[po10ial]

Hmm. Learn something new everyday. Thanks.

I used to learn something new every day but I think I am down to every 4 to 5 days as I get older.

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

I used to learn something new every day but I think I am down to every 4 to 5 days as I get older.

Amen to that brother...

 

[Waterclone]

FYI In parts of the fetish community "Goddess" is a euphemism for BBW.
https://www.meetup.com/NYC-metro-BBW-and-Admires/

I hadn't heard that. Many Dommes call themselves Goddesses. I've never heard it limited to BBW's. It seems like the founder of that group calls herself Goddess Nancy and just calls all the women at her parties goddesses. Even urban dictionary doesn't have this as a euphemism for BBWs. Not saying it's not so, but I'm pretty big in the fetish community and I'm pretty sure if I told anyone I know I was going to a goddess party, they wouldn't associate that with BBW.