Intrigued by Hebrew2015's review of Amy at Elite Spa (135-14 Northern Blvd), I called and stopped by this afternoon.
The place is literally half-open, inasmuch the roll-up steel door was halfway down. I was told to text when I was there which I did but no one responded. So I ducked under the door and rang the bell. A young Asian guy let me in, took my temperature and sprayed the soles of my shoes and hands with alcohol.
The place is large but kept so dark that it was hard to see anything. I waited for about ten minutes in a damp room that smelled heavily of disinfectant. Eventually a cute girl entered. I started by saying I wanted an hour and asked how much. She said they were only doing 20 min sessions. Then she relented and said "46" which made me think of how a 2 x 4 is actually less. Alarm bells were going off, so I cleared out. My impression from Hebrew2015's review was that they provided a spa experience. This felt more like what I imagine a fast house would be like.