just had a great phone call, worth sharing....im such a mofo....
Got an old friend, out of the business, calls me now and then if she knows someone that wants to get back in, or a new girl.
So a couple of weeks ago, she tells me she knows a girl who just wants a few hits, make some dough, and stop. Newbie.
I tell her to give her my ***** addy and my celly, but when she can call me.
She just called, man, I really am not a nice guy.
We chitchatted back and forth,(she has no clue who I am on this site, or even that sites like this exist)
She explained, she understands how this works....she actually did a double with my friend once around year and a half ago for a rich slob..........anyway.......I explain I dont have the money for anything big.....just a few hours one morning.
Shes all for it......she asks me to offer her a price.
I love this game.
I ask her what she thinks it worth, to be nice to me, I wont demand too much.
Shes not sure, but I have to make her some type of offer so she can know what she can expect. One time deal, unless she wants to see me again and vicaversa.
Im so cunning, I say to her what do you earn all week as a receptionist at that nice place you work. She tells me she gets killed after taxes. Once again, Im really cunning, so I say, listen, Ill give you your entire weeks pay, gross.....for just one morning with me, and Ill even pick you up and drop you off back at work if you want to get the second half of the day in.
She tells me she will just take a sick day.
Gross, she says, an entire weeks pay for a few hours with you and you dont want anything kinky?
Just some good ole fun, you can ask ******* if I ever did anything against her wishes. Im not stupid.
I just want to have fun, and if I can have fun 3 times in one morning, Id be really happy and even add some to the pot.
She was elated. Really she said, my gross for the week, and then some.........
She told me her gross is like 482 or something like that.
I told her what a great deal she made, she was tuff to bargain with, she laughed at me.
She asked me again, before I hung up, just spend the morning with you, have some sex, and youre going to give me one weeks of my current salary in cash before taxes and then some?
Yep I said, and ill bring you some gifts, like perfume, because thats just the guy I am. And if you want, Id love to take you out to lunch before we split for the day.
She was thrilled. I explained I have to wait a week or so.
No problem. I dont know whats worse. Me taking advantage of a naive 24 y/o, or her having no problem fucking an old fat guy for money likes its nothing.