Does she really like you?

[Slinky Bender]

maybe off topic, not sure (but certainly useful in the hobby when meeting new prospects)

Survey on telling whether the smile you get is fake or real

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/

PS 16 of 20.

 

[Casper]

15 of 20

 

[Ny Vanessa]

I always thought the only way to tell if someone is genuinely smiling is if they show teeth.... I guess I confused that with being genuinely happy.


12-20



BTW, half of those faces weren't even smiling.. I think this is a set up!!!!

 

[BigMadM]

I always felt more like they were laughing at the pathetic old man they just fucked.The smiles were genuine. The reasons for it always bothered me.
Reasons for smiling-The old fuck just gave me 700 bucks.
The old fuck is finally done.
The old fuck is at least clean.
The old fuck is about to leave.
The old fuck will probably call me again, and give me another 700 bucks
The old fuck needs alot of rest, so I get to watch MTV videos while he rests up again.
The old fuck fucks like an old man, so its not that hard on me.
Man, I dont want to go on, Im depressing myself.

 

[BigMadM]

8 out of 20, does that mean that I always thought they only liked me because of money I could be wrong? Maybe I really turn on those 23y/os more than I thought.



Yeah, right. Smile away, be happy.

 

[BillGee]

18 of 20. Its all in the eyes.

 

[jimmyolson12]

BMM, maybe it depressed you, but you made me laugh out loud.

 

[Theshrinkster]

Hey Slink:

Great site!!! Some of the other "tests" are even better.

Thanks
12/20

 

[Space]

15 of 20

By the sixth or so I started being aware of what made the smiles feel genuine, and then went on that.

First of all, there's blinking. Second of all, there's extraneous head movement. A real surprised smile is an inner chuckle, it involves the whole body. Plus, I figured, an inner laugh would probably be more distracting to someone, so they'd glance around or roll their eyes, as they pondered what had just made them smile.

Most of the ones I thought were fake were a little too fixated on "me" (the camera), so much so they never blinked!

 

[bigguy49]

17/20

17/20

 

[clubber5505]

16/20 Not too bad, for spotting the bullshitters.

 

[RoosterC74]

13 of 20

With that kind of average I would be work $100 million for the Yanks-smile! smile!

 

[chachi4]

18/20

the cheeks....they tell it all. fun test!

 

[mr. f]

15 of 20 but 14 of the last 15.

Boy do the English have bad teeth.

 

[Walkin1]

16 for 20

Why wouldn't she like me? Sam Grant's face on a stack of $50's would make anyone smile.

How does a Hollywood agent say "Fuck you"? -- "Trust me."

 

[vermeer]

20/20

and

12"

 

[dumpy]

15 of 20.

Ditto on the English teeth comment. What do you think they were doing to elicit those genuine smiles?

 

[Hawley Griffin]

16 of 20

Personally Id rather see a spot the fake orgasm test instead.

 

[justlooking]

I was with a woman recently who kept squealing "Please. Please [my name]. Please. Please. Please."

I thought it was pretty deft, because it was ambiguous enough that she wasn't really lying.

It could have meant, "Please stop."

Or, "Please do something that feels good, instead of what you're doing."

Or, "Please tell me this isn't really happening."

Or, "Please move, you're blocking my view of my favorite poster."

 

[JackT]

17/20. The eyes have it.

The three I missed were genuine smiles that I mistook for fake smiles. (does that mean I am a generally distrusting person?)