Dear providers.....

[lovelight]

There are a multitude of things that turn me off....here's a few

Being blown off with no contact

Waiting and waiting in a parking lot or at her area while you "get ready" for 20 extra minutes even though we had an appointment.

Asking me for favors along the way..." could you stop and get me...."

There's plenty more .anyone want to add to this list?

 

[pilotman]

There are a multitude of things that turn me off....here's a few

Being blown off with no contact

Waiting and waiting in a parking lot or at her area while you "get ready" for 20 extra minutes even though we had an appointment.

Or even worse, when you combine these two and get to a scheduled appointment on time, and get radio silence. Just happened to me recently.

 

[lovelight]

People hiding in the bathroom.....big no no

 

[pokler]

dont come to work if you are on the rag

 

[lovelight]

dont come to work if you are on the rag

had bad timing with Lana Gold in that respect midway through the session ......bingo

 

[Banacek]

I think this thread could eventually set the UG record for most posts.

 

[out of control]

never say "come for me baby" I'll come when I'm ready to come.

 

[Woodguy]

Advertise that you are GFE and then give a laundry list of things you don't do including no bbj, no kiss, no touching pussy etc.

 

[boneengineer]

had bad timing with Lana Gold in that respect midway through the session ......bingo

you must have broke her Lovelight

 

[Portknoxx]

When they advertise and don't answer to text or call

 

[lovelight]

Don't ask me to borrow money,it ain't happening

 

[Banacek]

Don't ask me to borrow money,it ain't happening

Or to front you money till the next session.

 

[genius]

Don't ask me to borrow money,it ain't happening

Nah - no problem. I will be glad to lend them money whenever they lend me their pussy.

 

[genius]

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[PistlPete]

I hate it when they hire phone ladies with heavy accents

 

[Landru]

Dear providers, stop looking at yourselves every time you pass the fucking mirror!!!

 

[Mr. Joyboy]

Please have the courtesy not to take a smoke break just before my session and come in smelling like a cigarette!

 

[sly_fox]

Please look like you're pics

 

[lovelight]

please don't blow me off on our first meet ......and second after you text ME out of the blue asking me to see you

 

[trigger]

Please make sure your butthole and your hoo-hah don't have a bad odor. In other words, soap up your butt and vag after every session.