Dear providers.....

#22
As much as I wish otherwise, my dick is not big and much less "so big!" so I don't want to hear the contrary non-truth. It makes me feel inadequate which is just the opposite of what is intended but maybe I have the intent wrong and the intent is an intended left-handed insult. What do you think of such "observations" by ladies as to your attributes? Please don't ask to see my dick and don't make any comments about it. Please focus on the question. Thanks.
 
#23
As much as I wish otherwise, my dick is not big and much less "so big!" so I don't want to hear the contrary non-truth. It makes me feel inadequate which is just the opposite of what is intended but maybe I have the intent wrong and the intent is an intended left-handed insult. What do you think of such "observations" by ladies as to your attributes? Please don't ask to see my dick and don't make any comments about it. Please focus on the question. Thanks.
maybe it is -
sarcasm: the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say

Or more likely perhaps it is just a something they say from salesman 101 - ya know like when a waiter says "excellent choice" to no matter what random item you pick off the menu.

I had a black escort say once "not bad for a white guy"

And a latina say "mucho grande"

In any case gratuitous words and fake moaning detract from the session.
 
#24
No I won't rent you a room for 3 hours so you can use it after I leave and one of your junkie friends can OD there or some other total bs that will come back to haunt me. And no I don't care that you'll take it off the rate, or that "please,I really need this $"
 

Mr. Wiggley

But what do I know I'm a bad guy
#25
Lovelight, sound like my last Bombshell conversation.

Dear providers,
Don't text me 3-5 hours after my initial text or call and say I'm available but only if you come now and only for the next 30 minutes.
 
#30
Thank you for not responding to my inquiries,and blowing me off today.as a result I found my new all time ATF and experienced a truly sensual state of nirvana . A review may follow after a waiting period but I'm not entirely sure.best provider I've had in years hands down and it didn't close to breaking the bank .
 
#34
Sheeeeeet... I know you and I have similar tastes...
Can you give the town? And BP or CL?
She specifically told me she wasn't taking new customers.I had contacted her a long time ago and she still had my screening info so she saw me on 2 hours notice. When the time is right I shall share however I'm not shooting myself in the foot on this one. I contacted 5 providers over 2 days 3 of which I have seen with zero issues and I was left all alone in my safe space....then this happened....there is a God
 
#40
Dear providers please stop everything and watch Camille Crimson videos before your next BJ . Last provider I saw mentioned them and trust me she followed the example .This has been a training PSA
 
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