Coming Clean on UG

[lightweight]

I am still ashamed of it , but now is the time to finally come clean.

I am wolf's father.

His mother and I were young and nieve at the time, we though we could make it work. After taking a look at how incredibly ugly he was, however we decided it best that he have no further human contact.

We gave him to a pack of wolves who promised to carry him off to some remote island.

I'm sorry, but he was so dammed ugly.

OK, that is funnier than the picture of Gavy.

 

[lightweight]

I fucked a fat girl PFP.

Billy, come clean. You fucked many fat girls.

 

[wolf5958]

Stop picking on wolf, wolf get mad, you not like wolf if wolf get mad.......

 

[lightweight]

Wolf, they better not pick on you. But do you call frlix, Daddy or just plain Dad, or Pops?

 

[wolf5958]

I do not know my father he was killed by a poacher, than I ripped his throat out....

 

[lightweight]

I do not know my father he was killed by a poacher, than I ripped his throat out....

What did you do with the throat?

 

[wolf5958]

I'm a wolf what do you think I did...

 

[lightweight]

I'm a wolf what do you think I did...

I understand fully. Poor Dad

 

[Duckman]

No one can take my load and swallow.

I think stevana is referring to semen -- not political BS. ;-)

 

[EddyBearNY]

Eddy, that should be posted in the biggest lies that men tell, thread.

I stand corrected.

I gave the measurement when it is folded in half.

 

[EddyBearNY]

And I found a picture of gavy taken at the end of that 24 hour period.

Are you sure?

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

I stand corrected.

I gave the measurement when it is folded in half.

Line of the Month material...LOL!

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

Are you sure?

Um, that guy has hair!

 

[SlickWilly]

I have a 14 inch penis.

Typo!

 

[SlickWilly]

I think stevana is referring to semen -- not political BS. ;-)

Hey, duck, you suck! ;-)

 

[DaveNJ]

I don't really speak spanish. I've been faking it all this time to impress Gavy and Bunyon

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

I don't really speak spanish. I've been faking it all this time to impress Gavy and Bunyon

Wait a second, h_latimer might read this [sfsf]

 

[SlickWilly]

If I looked like Gavy in that picture, I'd drink, too.

 

[lightweight]

Hey, duck, you suck! ;-)

Didn't I see that on a chinese food menue?

 

[SlickWilly]

Many Chinese restaurants have a dish in my honor -- the Lewinsky Special.