About 20 years ago I went through a premature ejaculation phase. Difficult to get past the initial handling and blow job, and if I was lucky enough to make it to her heaven’s gate, I erupted within seconds, much to my displeasure, embarrassment, waste of time, waste of energy, melancholy, anger, resentment, and any other negativity that you might heap atop that mountain of woe, doom and gloom and shame. (a beautiful girl left stranded, untucked)
My whole world came tumbling down. What kind of monger worth his salt, explodes nearly spontaneously.
It was so bad that I would sometimes release semen after the urinary stream came to a halt, when urinating over the toilet, and I would discharge a small load and have a short orgasm. Pretty dismal situation.
Bought some delay spray which is basically a percentage of lidocaine (like the dentist uses on your painful teeth and gums) in a solution of alcohol. It did help. But, make sure you spray junior and then put a condom on. Because, if the lidocaine touches her clit and vaginal walls, her sensitivity and ability to orgasm becomes greatly diminished.
But, it was still a problem because I was still not totally in control. But at least I could run through my repertoire and unleash some strokes. So, I was quite thankful for the drug.
I also went to my local Flushing pharmacy, in their traditional sex aids section and picked up another topical ointment called “ Suifan Kwang Tze Solution.” That topical application is a lovely oil infused with cinnamon herb, cnidium herb and a whole array of botanicals that work synergistically to strengthen your Johnson for long play. I liked that, also, and it worked even better than the lidocaine spray.
I then tried a Chinese formula called “Jin Suo Gu Jing Tang,” (available at all Chinese herb stores and online) which is taken internally, a cheap $5.00 remedy with minerals and herbs to calm your mind and quench the abundance of heat in your system. Simple herbs like astragalus seeds, euryale seed, oyster shell, lotus stamen and seed, et cetera.
That remedy put me in the driver’s seat, and Mr. Happy was back in business, walking upright with swag, instead of hunched over and worried if I would blow in my boxers when she opened the door.
I used that remedy for a while, until it remedied the condition to the point of overkill, and my ejaculation was delayed for an inordinate lapse of time. So, I quit taking all remedies and I have been fine ever since. No need for external, nor internal remedies.
