billyS bails on bukkake.

billyS

Reign of Terror
#1
Well I guess you learn something about yourself every day. Me, I'm not into bukkake. Here is my story.

I was checking my emails right before going out shopping when I see one from Magicfingers telling me he was going to what I thought was a gang bang, $40 'she sucks, she swallows'. I thought it would be a line of guys feeding the chubby little blond in the picture sausage one at a time. I contact MF and he gives me the place and room number. I figure why not get my dick sucked for $40.

Well I get to the place just to see Magic getting let into the room. I park then approach the door with much apprehension. As I'm let in the guy neither asks for the door fee nor questions me. He made some stupid remark about this not being Studio 54 and anyone was allowed in, not just the beautiful people. That was for sure. Most of the guys in the room looked like a casting call from Revenge of the Nerds.

So I walk into the room and a fat, pasty skinned, blond who seemed young maybe 18 to 21 laying on the bed in nothing but fishnets, (her pussy I would learn was off limits to anyone except her self) face up playing with herself. there were about four guys surrounding her with their johnsons out, most had their pants off but shirts on and they were all whacking away furiously. Actually it scared me how hard these guys were jerking off, I thought they were going to hurt themselves. But no one was close enough to get any mouth action. I was not getting aroused by the sight of these guys whacking and the girl just laying there wasn't doing anything for me.

So I took off my jacket and did a check on little billy and he was like 'no fucking way'. So I went by the bed after one whacker shot his measly load on her face. But the door guy ran over with a camera to capture the moment and that freaked me out. I didn't want to be in any pictures. So after being assured there were no face pictures I went over to the bed and felt one of her tits. They were 'fat' tits. The kind of tits a fat girl usually has meaning they don't feel like tits but rather the same as if you grabbed her waist or stomach. So that did nothing for me. While I was closer she finally grabbed two cocks and stuck them in her mouth. I figure now we are getting somewhere. But just as I was getting a little aroused from watching some real live sex one of the nerds pulls out and shoots, well dribbles, on her face. Immediately all action stops as camera man comes over.

After the shooter leaves a buck naked Magic takes his place. He seems real comfortable and starts getting jerked off and asks her if she will swallow him. She says cameraman prefers facials and Magic tells her he doesn't care what 'he' wants. Magic is actually the only guy I heard talking except cameraman. All the other guys are still whacking away furiously just staring at the girl. I think most of them had never seen a live naked girl before. Even the way some of them would reach out and touch her it was like they were touching a doll. It was all very weird. I put my coat on and left telling cameraman 'this isn't for me'. I never paid him.
 
#2
...were all whacking away furiously. Actually it scared me how hard these guys were jerking off, I thought they were going to hurt themselves.
I laughed for 3 minutes straight when I read this line.

So, what's wrong, billyS? Not turned on by the sight of an unattractive woman in the middle of a sausage-fest? lol

If I ever had the chance top be in a porno (as if), the last thing I'd want to do is a bukkake. Too much DNA floating around and I'm not interested in bumping my Johnsonville Brat into another one.
 

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#3
LOL, I know is going to read this and tell me offline about who the "Revenge of the Nerds" guys are! LOL! This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a while, Billy. Thanks...
 
#4
Excellent, Billy S. Laugh out loud funny. I'm not into bukkake either (where did that name come from?). Magic's reaction got the best laugh!

Billy's reviews are the best!

Still smiling,

Chels
 
#5
Called the phone # listed and no one answered to give the room #. Thought it was some sort of CL asshole trying to get email listings & phone #'s. Someone needs to contact me for the next part. I would like to paint her face. I don't mind pics either. You will have a new porn star on your hands. Magic you need to invite me for this next time.
 
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#7
Billy you are the man! I had heard about this "party" from the same person you did but, the timing didnt work for me. To bad too, because while your review "captures" the essence of the event seeing Magic face fuck this trailer park trash and seeing those "nerds" wacking it, would have been a site I would never forget! LMFAO!!!
 
#8
News to follow. I'm waiting to get this back from the proof reader. Needless to say the evening got worse after I left.. Never a pocket protector ruff. Just another strange evening brought to me by CL!
 
#10
there were about four guys surrounding her with their johnsons out, most had their pants off but shirts on and they were all whacking away furiously. Actually it scared me how hard these guys were jerking off, I thought they were going to hurt themselves.
Thanks for the laugh billyS :)

Did they have a first aid kit in the room?
 
#14
UG is UG also for these kind of reports. Thanks BillyS.

The way my sperm flies, I wouldn't be surprised if there was also a lot of "friendly fire" in this rendez-vous. I'd prefer the one-by-one kind of bukkake rather than this circle of joy.

But quite an experience must have been, no matter what. Let's see now what the sequel from Magic will add to this.
 

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#17
How long before we HOF this thread. I have re-read that story 4x already! I just know bunyon is going to call me to tell me who those "guys in the room looked like a casting call from Revenge of the Nerds".

LO-fucking-L!!!

Gavy
 

billyS

Reign of Terror
#19
LOL, No way Smiley, I had enough!
It is ironic everyone finds this funny. I guess it is one of those things where you might say 'we will laugh about this later'. But while I was in the room I was very uncomfortable. I was also worried about LE. The guy opening th door wasn't even checking the window or peephole first, just hearing the knock and swinging it wide open.
 
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