billyS bails on bukkake.

#62
MF, it is really hard to read your post. In fact, when somebody writes a post like that (you aren't the only one), I don't even put my eyes through the strain of reading it. Even billyS' original post needed a few paragraph breaks, but at least the whole thing fit on my screen.

It's not that hard to hit the return key a couple times at the end of a paragraph, and start a new one, is it?
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Than please feel free not to read it! As you don't find me correcting or commenting on your posts, do you? Nor BillyS for that matter.

It seems you just chimed in with basically the same comment. Franca about a dozen & 1/2 or so posts ago in this very same thread, just in case you forgot! Feel free to take advantage of the same offer I made to NYC55.

I had more than a few people commenting to me just to post it without waiting for it to be proofread, so I bowed to the masses as I had been ill and it had been sitting unattended to for a while already so I didn't want it to lose it's continuity!

If I remember right you used to be a teacher you had said? Schools out & I'm not working for a grade.
I have a few other reviews to catch up on as well, although now I understand why so many lurk.

I just realized that I had been indenting all along, but indents change to flush left when I posted, so it fact I have been trying all along!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#63
Listen, mf, you review and post some great stuff. But reading it really isn't easy on the eyes. No one is coming in here saying they don't want to read your stuff. We are critiquing you because you have something to say. Just think about all the people that are like franca and myself that can't get through everything that you write.

Listen, I like your stuff. You are a good guy. But reading some of your posts can be tiresome. There are a lot of guys that would generate a lot of views if they were better writers. But run on sentences and no paragraph breaks are tedious to get through. It literally hurts the eyes trying to skim through lengthy posts with no breaks.

With utmost sincerity,
Gavy
 
#64
Listen, mf, you review and post some great stuff. But reading it really isn't easy on the eyes. No one is coming in here saying they don't want to read your stuff. We are critiquing you because you have something to say. Just think about all the people that are like franca and myself that can't get through everything that you write.

Listen, I like your stuff. You are a good guy. But reading some of your posts can be tiresome. There are a lot of guys that would generate a lot of views if they were better writers. But run on sentences and no paragraph breaks are tedious to get through. It literally hurts the eyes trying to skim through lengthy posts with no breaks.

With utmost sincerity,
Gavy
I appreciate your input Gavy.

Sometimes it is just the way things are said and or repeated.

As I just posted I think I finally just figured out why there were no paragraph breaks, since I was writing in Yahoo, using their archaic spell check and doing Paragraph indents (not double spacing). As I just realized and pointed out I guess when I copied and pasted from Yahoo to UG, the paragraph breaks or indents vanished and I was baffled by it myself. I have mozilla, but it seems to have a mind of it's own & spellcheck rarely if ever appears.

So thank you for your thoughtful and tacful note (seriously appreciated) and I'll be sure to be cognizant of it in the future. Now if I could just get my spacekey to work properly, the only problem I'd have left is my dyslexia (no joking aside) because I do try to contribute meaningful information to UG!
With utmost thanks,
Magic
 
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Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#65
That is exactly the reason for the disjointedness of some of your posts. Nice detective work, mf. And franca is alright. I know she wasn't ripping on you. Sometimes what gets written comes out a lot harsher than it's original intention.

Be well,
Gavy
 
#66
Hey I always enjoy your posts and even though I don't get down to your neck of the woods, lots of your postings have helped me in more ways than you know!

Franca throws out some interesting and thought provoking info & questions as well. It just seemed her one post came really close behind the other in this thread!

Happy Holidays to all!
 
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franca

<color=pink>Silver</color>
#67
I wouldn't have said anything if I didn't think you had something worthwhile to contribute. I try to be constructive with my criticism, not insulting.

When you're formatting paragraphs in a bulletin board post, don't bother with indenting. BBCode won't even read it. Just hit the return key twice so there is a space between each paragraph. For most informal writing, this paragraph format is not only acceptable, but preferred. For some people, it's easier to write out long posts in a Word document or some other word processing application, then copy and paste.

I almost always preview my posts on UG before I submit them, especially since the edit function has such a short time limit.
 
#69
Before you start critiquing reviews or reports on events, have you ever written a review on a provider or is that something that you are above/It doesn't cost anything to do a blurb on a TV show. It does cost time and an investment to get out in the trenches and review providers and experiences with them, instead of taking snipes & swipes at people trying to supply information.
If yu'd like to replace the keyboard in my barebones laptop and add a spell and grammar check and some AI program to correct for dyslexia. YOU will havemy gratitutde and, I am sure you'll be much more satisfied with my posts!
You're too lazy to look up a word ( your quote), but not to lazy to dritique others postings!
go fuck yourself. what is this a delayed reaction from 2 weeks. I don't give a shit about your spelling. all I asked was for you to hit the return key once. I said it in a half joking manner.. Lighten up. oh and by the way every time I have been to An AMP or non pro college girl I have posted a review. sorry but I don't see whores every week because I have to make a living.

not to mention that I turned this entire board onto an fs AMP in midtown. I will be more than happy to keep things to myself from now one.
 
#70
As I just posted I think I finally just figured out why there were no paragraph breaks, since I was writing in Yahoo, using their archaic spell check and doing Paragraph indents (not double spacing).
Suggestion: If you are using IExplorer or Firefox download and install the Google Toolbar.

You will then find Google's pretty comprehensive spell checking at your disposal in the editor native to any board you are using.

It is very configurable so you don't have to turn on all its bells and whistles. Just what you want to use so that your toolbar area stays neat and small.
 
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#71
Overreacting???

go fuck yourself. what is this a delayed reaction from 2 weeks. I don't give a shit about your spelling. all I asked was for you to hit the return key once. I said it in a half joking manner.. Lighten up. oh and by the way every time I have been to An AMP or non pro college girl I have posted a review. sorry but I don't see whores every week because I have to make a living.

not to mention that I turned this entire board onto an fs AMP in midtown. I will be more than happy to keep things to myself from now one.
Lighten up I'm totally lightened up!

Please read your own words! Unless you are going to tel me that is a term of endearment!

It amazes me how over the top some people need to react. You won't find me cursing at you in my post. I went back and looked at your posts (using the see other posts by link) and quoted you directly from one. I guess I didn't read every single one of your posts, and was the poster after my previous post wrong as well?

If you turned everyone on the board onto something that would mean all 66,000 had to read it, and you should be comped for life

Don't punish them all because you have an issue with me.

Btw if you bothered to read my post on the paragraph issue, I had paragraphs that disappeared when I cut & pasted to here. Franca gave a much better explanation of what happened , which I do appreciate, plus what I figured out on my own as well!
 
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#73
did you ever hear of the word "paragraph"?
he long awaited continued saga. Sorry for the delay!
"This is not MY party, nor do I have any affiliation with it!"
This bukakkee party was posted on cl & has been previously posted for prior parties. I felt the guy must be semi legit as I had had contact from someone who previously attended where they had a different girl,and since he had done about 4 of these since the summer I figured he was legit and not a set-up which Billy was concerned about as well. I also figured if something negative had gone down previously, some word would have been passed.or gotten out as the world we live in can be incredibly small.I also felt a bit more reassured when I had called for the room number after giving a bit of time for the party to already get underway, which was at a mid Nassau location.

I asked him if the girl was enjoying herself & he called out to her to ask her if she was enjoying herself and her response " was an excited "HELL YES" from a definitely female and youthful sounding voice, who was obviously enjoying herself.. I had emailed & spoken to the organizer a number of times & he assured me the girl would also bbbjnqns and the picture he supplied and I shared with a few of the guys was not close to a fair representation of the girl, but my little head kicked into gear and I was already there and what I saw surrounding her when I walked into to a single room open to view from the outside with the door opened (poor planning)The guys surrounding the girl looked like they were young but as described by Billy "Revenge of the Nerd clones complete with in undershirts and socks wanking so hard I was waiting to see one fall over in pain,or injure them self in some other way.

Some were tentatively touching the girl,rubbing her legs as her pussy was supposedly off limits except to her. It was like these guys had never touched a woman before and had only flown solo, since they seemed scared to touch her. I stood off to the side trying to see the girl and easing out of my clothes I was also keeping an eye on the door for Billy as he hadn't even spoken to the organizer. I just felt bad because it was kind of like recommending a show and of course it turns out to be awful when your friend attends because of a lousy cast performance or unprepared understudy. I was also a bit relieved that no one else I had called or emailed showed, since it turned out to be kind of an embarrassment as it was it was like recommending a show to a friend you had read review on & then the friend goes and the show sucks, and the cast is all understudies.

I was also still trying to sort out the scene since when I first walked in the door the girl was barely visible surrounded by TEAM NERD, like she was covered with a plague of locusts. (AKA THE YANKING WANKERS).She certainly wasn't being devoured as her pussy was off limits ( I was glad & it might as well have been covered with barbed wire, which was fine as I had no interest in going there!)These guys were so noob, that none of em even played with or attempted to suck on her tits , Which was probably a good thing since they had already been deposited on! I kind of always have my eye out for other people in the room or at a club but even more so in a situation like this for people with bad aim & crossed swords or some guy who is there looking for cock instead of bukakkee & BJ's and I was also a bit concerned for Billy as when we spoke on the phone he sounded a bit nervous as this seemed uncharted waters for him. I court see he had been undecided, but seemed almost apologetic when he left but as he said" It wasn't for him",

I was kind of glad when the I saw the organizer didn't charge him at the door,in a sense it was just like an incall, if you're uncomfortable or don't like what you see you just leave, sorry not as expected end of story!I must say Billy had approached the girl politely when there was an opening & exchanged some pleasantries with her reached out to check her tits which she had started to work herself and as the space cleared a bit I stepped up & was to say the least I was disappointed with her firmness or lack thereof.back up after a meager dribbling deposit on her face (definitely not porn star quality, followed by the cameraman jumping in unannounced & each time someone splooged on her she she motioned for him, he snapped his pics and she immediately reached our for baby wipes and that they were anti-bacterial & she must have gone through like 200. I was glad to see she at least cleaned off because no way was I laying my goods on someone previous deposit!

I was also not aware of the fact, nor was there any mention in the ad or conversation I that the guy would be taking pics so was also keeping an eye on his viewfinder as well and was relieved to see that they were all close-ups of her only usually right after whatever cum shots the guys poorly provided. I also before I left and most people were gone asked the guy to see the pics he shot just of curiosity, but really to make sure I had no chance to end up as an Internet posting & he handed me the camera & and he had changed out no memory cards so at least I was as confident as is possible that NO FACES WERE SHOWN and very relieved.

Back to the action ( or lack of) until she started sucking 2 cocks and I stood my ground waiting for one to collapse after depositing, but he just stepped back against the wall, she saw me smiled and reached out grabbing my cock like someone pulling the rope attached to a bell in a steeple and after a few to many rough hand strokes which I told her to ease up on during which I had time to ask her if she swallowed, and when she mentioned what the promoter/photographer wanted facials or on her boobs, I told her what he had promised of her, and told her " I really didn't care what he wanted"and he stood silently by , for the first time since my arrival not saying a word. she seemed to be eager to please and she drew me in and delivered some surprisingly decent head to completion.

Another male/female couple I would say mid to late 30's showed up who were only into watching . She was a really really cute blonde who the more she watched the more turned on she got and and after about 20-30 minutes of watching she reach into his shorts pulled them down as she dropped to her knees and started giving her partner one of the best & longest deep throat work I had seen in a long time,complete with all those wet slurping sounds in an otherwise silent room. This progressed into the girl from the couple giving her Hubby the OK to try the bukakke girl & then joined her & made it a 3 way. good thing hubby was lying down when he came because when he came, it seemed to lift him off the ground. Now that's the kind of couple I would like t get to know better as the bukakkee, looked good & like she could handle much more....,.. but it was there first time at a party and what they did they felt was enough.

The guy on the door got drunker & drunker and & weirder and weirder. He had also been way too pushy with the girl from the couple although he got her to snap a few shots of the action. the organizer also got a 13 second bbbj from bukakee girl. Why that short? Because he popped that quick. He had been drinking non-stop and he was starting to slur (kind of like my typing when I rush which I usually do) and he just rambled on & on! talking about all these major shoots and movies he had worked on,like anyone cared. I was trying to figure out who he looked like from the time I walked in the door & it dawned on me that he looked like a cross between bozo the clown and Candid Cameras Allen Funt (RIP I THINK)Well I managed to get another round in, of bbbj in with the blonde,but was definitely a bit sore from her rough hand work, I washed up did a quick sink shower and left frustrated,, which meant I was still up to trying to extend my evenings pleasure.

X-Dreams 2
Where to go?I figured let me check& see who might be suitable for your 3 way, & Jamie was on the schedule,who I had never seen but read reviews & a few names that were not familiar and must be new. Well up goes the shade & smashing her tits into the glass is bibi in this ridiculous I dream of genie /harem girl outfit I didn't realize was her because she didn't have her mop hair on & had to ask her name like 3 times. She is screaming at all the other girls & they are screaming back I asked her who was Jamie, who turned out to be screaming the loudest & as the shade went down, Jamie was coming out of the chair towards Bibi. I waited for the sounds of a cat fight, which would have definitely had me feed the window. the it was like all of a sudden the girls realized I had been there & not exited the booth and several started calling out for me to come play, while bibi, Jamie & someone else kept screaming. If I wanted to hear that kind of shit.I i could have visited the on again off again gf, who enticed me out the night before .

I exited the booth in disgust ,stopped at the ticket booth long enough to tell the guy to get a bucket of ice water & throw it on the bitches & COOL THEM OFF. I told him I'd be back when there was someone worthwhile to see like "Shyy". I was the only guy in the back,none of the girls was working as the numbers of girls was the same as the number of names on the board. Are they doing so well,they would rather fight than do business. I went in looking for some decent pussy and instead encountered a cat fight Just want to pass the word to them from a customers perspective. totally unprofessional and a total total turn off!

Met up with Billy the next afternoon . Gaslight was closed so we went to the Stonehedge.
You know the usual deal 1 beer & my diet coke turned into a 4 hour stay & a lot of teasing with a few of some of the girls!
Magic
 
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