Ok. I'm married. I workout at lunch at the fitness club across the street from my office. I've become friendly with the girl behind the front desk. Cute. Early 20s, streaked blond hair, nice slim body and cute ass. Beautiful eyes. She's a part time Nanny otherwise when she's not there. I said let's have lunch sometime. She said sure. Lots of co-workers also workout there. But I've made headway with her, I matter to her in the sense that I've sent an email to her bosses praising her getting involved and working out a difficult situation for me. So, the question is:
To have any chance, in my wildest dreams of banging her, do I
a) tell her I'm married, but unhappily
b) tell her I'm divorced
c) tell her I'm going through a divorce
d) just stick with single, but always have a fake excuse ready why I can't see her late at night or on the weekends.
Because let's face it, no girl is ever interested in a married guy pushing 50...not matter what shape he's in. Who wants to come between him, his wife and his kids?
To have any chance, in my wildest dreams of banging her, do I
a) tell her I'm married, but unhappily
b) tell her I'm divorced
c) tell her I'm going through a divorce
d) just stick with single, but always have a fake excuse ready why I can't see her late at night or on the weekends.
Because let's face it, no girl is ever interested in a married guy pushing 50...not matter what shape he's in. Who wants to come between him, his wife and his kids?