Never....ever....ever again!
Hit Soapland last evening. It was my fourth time there. THe first two were great experiences, the third was OK until Coco put her kung-fu grip on my nuts.
I was hoping this place would redeem itself; bounce back with an awesome experience.
Nope.
Walked in and mammasan immediately started yapping and ushered me into "that room". You regulars know - the tiny dark room with the massage chair. I told her I wasn't going to wait and she became pushy almost physically pushing me into that fucking room. I said I didn't have time and she said it would only be "3 minutes so we clean room". Hell, I'm a male, middle-aged mess - I can handle some pushy mammasan. I wagged my finger in her face and I said, "I'm waiting 3 minutes no more, AND (I really hit the "and" for emphasis) - NO COCO!"
She nodded, told me not to worry I'd have a "young, pretty girl" and left me in that dark room. I was second-guessing my choice and wondering what the hell was in that little refrigerator or whatever that thing is when she returned and ushered me into a room.
A few seconds later Jenny walked in. Things were starting to look up. Jenny is a cute, K-gal. I'm guessing she's in her late 20s and she appeared to have really nice tits. She escorted me into the shower and I got comfortable. She scrubbed my back and legs. There was absolutely zero attention paid to the ass and taint- no teasing, nothing playful or flirty. I was wondering what the hell her problem was because even with Coco the shower was very playful. I flipped and then I got a look at this chick's face. Holy Christ she looked like she has taken a bite of some really bad kimchi! Seriously she looked completely disgusted by what she was doing.
"Fuck.."
She scrubbed my front while paying ZERO attention to Gern Jr. Seriously, except for quickly brushing it aside to wash my abdomen, she didn't even touch it - not once.
She was completely detached and totally disinterested. She could care less about me or what she was doing. I found my self longing for the "warmth" of my huge-breasted disaster from 2 weeks ago (
http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49213 )
I got up. She dried me off (again - without touching anything of importance) and led me to the room.
Her massage started OK. IT was shiatsu and she put a decent effort into it. That is until she spent about 10 minutes rubbing her thumb into my right scapula. As I was about to just stop her she moved to ten minutes of rubbing her thumb into my LEFT scapula.
I thought about just getting up and getting dressed - really I did. I thought about hitting a bar I know not too far away. I though about why the fuck I didn't go to Red21.
Her soft touch was awful. She did the "Soapland, crap-assed version of a bodyslide" on my back. Awful. Usually the gals here make the "Soapland crap-assed version of a bodyslide" fairly sensual. THis sucked. It was a few minutes of being brushed with hair on the center of my back.
When I flipped Gern Jr was completely flaccid. Nothing. She continued her nonsense for about another 15 seconds - then squirted some oil on Gern Jr, grabbed and started yanking.
It took a long time and Jenny was not happy. Finally I pretty much forced myself to cum - just to put an end to the lame-assed nonsense.
I tipped only $40, because the service was so subpar. She didn't seem to care that much. I got dressed and just got the fuck out of there without saying a word.
I will never go back here. THere are just too many choices in NYC to deal with providers who care little about what they are doing or your pleasure.
Thanks For listening
Gern