Soapland spa new spa in midtown

bigusdikus · Jan 29, 2013

Funny ending

Upscale place, private rooms with jacuzzi. I had a great time with Candy. Very skinny girl and very good sense of humor...and she loves to give butt play! Stuck her fingers right up my ass for some stimulation.
Very sensual buildup...kisses all over. And her massage is excellent. She doesnt disrobe, but allows otc and some utc...she was wearing shorts and bikini top. 80+ I added a 60tip
After I released my "stress" all over her hands and chin, she giggled and said "game over". LMAO!

hansolo52 · Feb 14, 2013

Jacuzzi

I saw this video so i had to check this place out...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZAjCLap0Zk
The spa is upscale, discreet entrance, big rooms with jacuzzi IN the room. there is a TS room too but i went all the way, the jacuzzi is included for the same 80 fee. The girls here are consistently pretty and the 3 i met ranged from 23 to 29 & all had nice to very Hot bodies. I picked Ruby, pretty face and nice body , and she cheerfully ran the jacuzzi and soaped and rubbed me up. She didnt get in, but it was great nonetheless having this sweet young girl sensually sooth me in the hot whirlpool. The soaping,teasing went on for 20 minutes, then she dried me off and since i was already in the room, i could sport my johnson as i stepped to the table.
Her massage was good, not super strong, but she worked me well. Then ST, dimmed the lights, she takes off her heels and shes in a bikini top and climbs on top of me on the table. Shes kissing my feet ,legs, thighs, butt...all while cooing and caressing me. Very slowly worked her way all the way up untill shes tounging my ear and laying on my back. This treatment is very effective! Then she has me roll over on my back and does the same slow tease on my front. She got Very close to my cock....brushed her cheek and hair on it but no lip contact. She put her lips right near the base...im shaved fyi. Then she starts the real ST, which involved some oil and a light two handed slow touch. She took her time.... I think she had some special oriental training here...it was a volcanic buildup. She kept slowly stroking as the jizz flowed down her arms and bikini top. Way better than the usual Jackhammer hj from most places.
If these girls would only get naked this would be the most popular place in ny.
After she playfully cleaned me up, a foot massage, and a shower in the jacuzzi tub. Having the shower in the room is a great idea, you never have to leave the room. I never put on the robe either, ha ha.
A first class place for a spa style release and to lay back and let the girl do all the work.
The extras are limited here, she doesnt strip naked. Utc roaming is encouraged.

pinga · Feb 15, 2013

Yeah, funny how all these reports are from people with less than 20 posts. Funnier is that someone showed a review from this board to the girl. Actually that is not funny at all and that culprit should be banned from here.I also think most people know who it is.

kingotis · Mar 20, 2013

Many, many moons ago I had a teacher named Mr. Knudsen. A big, stocky guy with a square head and a crew cut, he was supposed to teach American History but more often than not he seemed to teach whatever he felt like talking about. He had a wonderful vocabulary and a knack for impressive turns of phrase. His eloquence, however, was no match for his bitterness, and most of the time we walked away from his “lessons” having ingested some new kernel of disappointment.

Anyway, Knudsen had a few little catchphrases, but the one he repeated most often was this: “the key to happiness is learning to love what you have, not what you have not.” Now a 16 year old punk with bad skin and a perpetual hard on like myself had little or no use for such a pearl of wisdom, but somehow it stuck with me. For several decades now that happiness has eluded me and I have struggled to grasp its true meaning in the hope that doing so would bring me to a state of deep and profound bliss.

In fact, that maxim is exactly what was running through my head one recent evening as I pushed my way up Fifth Avenue leaving a trail of injured tourists in my wake. Was it as simple as “don’t covet?” Or was there something more, some elegant truth that went beyond mere biblical imperatives, perhaps? Well, thinking of the Bible always stirs up the handjob craving and so I found myself headed up the elevator to make my first pilgrimage to Soapland.

The name (from the Japanese birthplace of nuru bodyslides,) the shill reviews and the advertising had formed my expectation of a veritable cathedral of Korean pussy, with adorable girls in bikinis running around giggling and administering handjobs on demand. The reality is significantly more pedestrian. It’s an average-looking Korean place with a table shower and (apparently) some Jacuzzis. The over-market $80 house fee felt like just a little too much. I looked my disappointment in the eye and remembered old Knudsen’s words: “the key to happiness is learning to love what you have, not what you have not.” I resolved to stay positive…

And it paid off when I was given “Leia” an utterly adorable young Korean woman, with a smiling fresh face and a cute little body arrived and took me to the table shower where we indulged in some playful fun though there was absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about it. It was just a table shower.

Back in the room the massage began and Leia did her best despite the 90 pound frame the good lord gave her. With the massage out of the way, though, Leia’s real skill emerged: as she licked the back of my body from head to toe and then oiled me up and jacked me off, she cooed, she breathed heavily and she whispered dirty little things in my ear. As a performance it was solid, and it made up at least a little bit for the reality that this session was absolutely positively never going anywhere beyond a handjob with a little roaming.

After I came I lay there a little waiting for the hot towel and then it hit me like the business end of a Louisville Slugger. “The key to happiness is learning to love what you have, not what you have not.” This wasn’t a “grass is always greener” warning against coveting thy neighbor’s goods. It was an invitation to appreciate the good things around you. I was in a warm, clean place with clean towels. I had been given a massage and then I had been jacked off by a painfully cute Korean girl who even played along as if my handjob was a source of excitement for her. For all the faults I might find – cost, service limits – there was also plenty to enjoy.

I gratefully tipped Leia $60 and while I probably won’t heed Mamasan’s parting invitation to "come back soon," I have to admit that there was just enough good there to make me happy for an hour. And somewhere up there I know Mr. Knudsen is smiling and nodding in agreement right now.

Cheezewhiz · May 29, 2013

Waiting for an appt in the city over the weekend, I passed by here the other day. Once again standard k spa service. You know what your getting when you go here. A squeeky good cleaning by a pretty playful k girl followed by a decent massage and a good old pipe cleaning. The body slide is a bit mechanical for me but I can see the appeal. I got just what i was looking for and left happy. I recall the girls name as ruby but i saw a few others in the past and they are nice on the eyes as well.
seems to be a go to place now because of the dependability.

bigusdikus · May 31, 2013

Jacuzzi

I usually request one of the rooms w jacuzzi. I can get hand soaped by the girl , hop out and go right to the table, then get showered after, all without leaving the room. They dont charge extra for the jacuzzi.

bigusdikus · Jun 1, 2013

Little Leila

Leila is a tiny little cutie...shes under 5 feet and I wanted to pick her up and squeeze her upon meeting her...which she let me do later. Cute face. And YOUNG , couldnt be over 22... I asked and she said 22, so go figure. Her TS was fun, little fingers soaping me. Massage was great, she did some backwalking, shes tiny and light and those little feet were talented.
ST she climbed up lay on the table with me and stroked me as I rubbed he little ass under her shorts ... her little hands make a guy look huge!! She kept stroking while I came, didnt let up untill I was completely done. Good girl!

gern777 · Jun 10, 2013

Since returning to the mongering world I've been mostly hitting a few favs and UTR places. But saw this place a few months ago and decided to check it out. Been here 3 times and 2 out of those 3 times were great experiences. Once was with Leila - she's outstanding. Number 2 was with a gal whose name started with an "M" - sorry that's all I remember. Unlike the tiny, young and cute as hell Leila, this chick was more standard AMP fare - i.e. she was knocking on the door of 40, very average looking and nothing too impressive about her body. However in the room her performance was pretty outstanding including an incredible prostate massage.

However - I went again last week and was hooked up with Coco. She was older, probably mid 40s, and a few points shy of "kinda cute". I wasn't very happy with her in the room however. Shower was decent but her ST was lacking, not much attention to thighs or ass and when it came to the HR - she was very rough - as in she seemed to have a thing for squeezing the shit out of my balls. I asked her repeatedly to lay off the twins and get to work on Gern Jr. But - you know - "Engrish not so good".

I rode it out as best I could - shot and got out of there. I will go back but in the future I will specifically avoid Coco.

Damage on all visits was $80 + $60. Place, as others have said, is fairly upscale and clean. Overall a good find in the diamond district.

gern777 · Jun 10, 2013

sorry - one last overall thing about Soapland that I didn't see mentioned in the thread. For all the hoopla about "soap land" and illusions to exotic body slides and all that crap they use to promote this place - inside it's pretty much a standard relatively clean and upscale Manhattan AMP. Nothing more - nothing less.

Cheezewhiz · Jun 11, 2013

gern777 said:

This is true, but you know what your getting. nothing more and sometimes nothing less as youve experienced

gern777 · Jul 10, 2013

Never....ever....ever again!

Hit Soapland last evening. It was my fourth time there. THe first two were great experiences, the third was OK until Coco put her kung-fu grip on my nuts.
I was hoping this place would redeem itself; bounce back with an awesome experience.

Nope.

Walked in and mammasan immediately started yapping and ushered me into "that room". You regulars know - the tiny dark room with the massage chair. I told her I wasn't going to wait and she became pushy almost physically pushing me into that fucking room. I said I didn't have time and she said it would only be "3 minutes so we clean room". Hell, I'm a male, middle-aged mess - I can handle some pushy mammasan. I wagged my finger in her face and I said, "I'm waiting 3 minutes no more, AND (I really hit the "and" for emphasis) - NO COCO!"

She nodded, told me not to worry I'd have a "young, pretty girl" and left me in that dark room. I was second-guessing my choice and wondering what the hell was in that little refrigerator or whatever that thing is when she returned and ushered me into a room.

A few seconds later Jenny walked in. Things were starting to look up. Jenny is a cute, K-gal. I'm guessing she's in her late 20s and she appeared to have really nice tits. She escorted me into the shower and I got comfortable. She scrubbed my back and legs. There was absolutely zero attention paid to the ass and taint- no teasing, nothing playful or flirty. I was wondering what the hell her problem was because even with Coco the shower was very playful. I flipped and then I got a look at this chick's face. Holy Christ she looked like she has taken a bite of some really bad kimchi! Seriously she looked completely disgusted by what she was doing.

"Fuck.."

She scrubbed my front while paying ZERO attention to Gern Jr. Seriously, except for quickly brushing it aside to wash my abdomen, she didn't even touch it - not once.

She was completely detached and totally disinterested. She could care less about me or what she was doing. I found my self longing for the "warmth" of my huge-breasted disaster from 2 weeks ago ( http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49213 )

I got up. She dried me off (again - without touching anything of importance) and led me to the room.

Her massage started OK. IT was shiatsu and she put a decent effort into it. That is until she spent about 10 minutes rubbing her thumb into my right scapula. As I was about to just stop her she moved to ten minutes of rubbing her thumb into my LEFT scapula.

I thought about just getting up and getting dressed - really I did. I thought about hitting a bar I know not too far away. I though about why the fuck I didn't go to Red21.

Her soft touch was awful. She did the "Soapland, crap-assed version of a bodyslide" on my back. Awful. Usually the gals here make the "Soapland crap-assed version of a bodyslide" fairly sensual. THis sucked. It was a few minutes of being brushed with hair on the center of my back.

When I flipped Gern Jr was completely flaccid. Nothing. She continued her nonsense for about another 15 seconds - then squirted some oil on Gern Jr, grabbed and started yanking.
It took a long time and Jenny was not happy. Finally I pretty much forced myself to cum - just to put an end to the lame-assed nonsense.

I tipped only $40, because the service was so subpar. She didn't seem to care that much. I got dressed and just got the fuck out of there without saying a word.

I will never go back here. THere are just too many choices in NYC to deal with providers who care little about what they are doing or your pleasure.

Thanks For listening
Gern

manitoba · Jul 10, 2013

Thanks Gern777, I had soapland on my short list form my upcoming trip to NYC but that list is now one name shorter.

bobsyouruncle · Jul 23, 2013

Suji ... great for a strong sports massage with a happy

My review of Korean girl Suji .....Whats to say ... she gave me the best spa quality deep tissue accupressure ive ever had. Ive got some leg and back problems and she nailed it. Better than the old lilly at WGS and Cici on 35... and they were my standards. She spreads/bends my legs and gets into the inside thigh and butt with some good finger pressure, and some teasing too. Hurts but that "good hurt". Besides that, Suji is very pretty, looks about 30 in asian years, she has a nice pair of C's that came out to play (after the therapy part). She wore a string bikini top that was a bit too small for her ; ) and shorts under a skirt . I helped loosen the strings and it popped off. Her hj skills are excellent...she builds up/ stops/slows down just at the right times...that kinda stuff only comes with practice and dedication to the HJ arts.
After a cleanup and short shower she helped dress me too. 80house and 60tip happily accepted. I'll be "coming" back for her great massage technique. Reccomended if youre needing a strong therapeudic massage and a happy finish.

Rufus_Jr · Aug 15, 2013

Ok, here is the brief real review.
I don't remember the girls name, sorry guys.
What I remember is the Table shower was just ok, the massage was lousy, the soft touch was weird, the only good thing i remember is she let me play with her tits (under her bra).
I'm not going back, the girls are not as hot as advertised, just a typical mid 30 plain looking AMP workers.

Traderdave · Aug 17, 2013

Beware long reviews with 2-3 posts!

TD

TheMac · Aug 17, 2013

Traderdave said:

Yup. Based on what's in this thread, this is a place to avoid. If they wanted to advertise, they should have become paid advertisers and provided service that would lead to positive reviews, not post shill after shill with various sock puppets.

EarnestT · Aug 29, 2013

Someone has i out for this place. Gen7777 might be a paid hit man or something because this place is one of the best. Ive been going to asian massage places for 15 years in New York and have been to most of them in the NYC and NJ area. Not all but most. This place stands out. I will keep it short so that you can't claim I am saying something not true. Also, will be happy to meet someone at the spa that thinks I am telling a lie. This is a great place. Very high class. They have two rooms with hot tubs in them. The place is clean and the girls are great. I know that some people have different likes and take to differnt body types. Some like girls with meat and some doing but these girls are all very very decent and to me two of them are hot. Beside the body they are very accomedating and give great massage. If you like prostate play this is the place. Hanna or Candy. Great girls. I guess if you treat them badly or have an attitude they might not be so great but for me i treat them with respect and they are seriously fun, good massage and I know that candy has some kind of magic or serious talent because no one not even my own hands make me finish that hard. So, anyway, whoever has been paid my another spa to put this place down why don't you meet me there and lets have a little face to face and see the girls because you are lying if you say they short you in anyway. Of course they are not going to giving you a bj but you will get the best asian massage with a rollover trust me.

bollywood · Nov 16, 2013

Michelle "new girl"

When this place first opened they had 3 very hotbodied girls there. Granted all the girls now are cute and attractive, but these 3 were standout hotties. I went by for an after work break and was introduced to Michelle, a new girl. She was certainly hot looking and I recognised her from another spa but could not place where...
My summary review- looks - slim body, enhanced top, nice long legs and very very pretty face. Looked to be around mid 20s. Long pretty hair, brown. Trimmed kitty. Very nice ass.
To start, she hand soaped me in the rooms jacuzzi tub. VERY sensual and arousing.
Massage quality- professional quality, which was very surprising as usually hot girls dont have the talent. She said she had been doing massage for many years at other spas.
Style- she is very sensual and touchy. Allowed some roaming top and under. She wore a string bikini top which was very loose, and short shorts.
Softtouch- here is where she showed her talent. Although this place only HJ, she gave me a superb pornstyle HJ with slow buildup and pause teases and sexy face accompaniment.
She really enjoyed the buildup and did a gradual slowdown after as the juices flowed.
She then gave me a hand soaping in the jacuzzi tub after which was in the room. Very well done.
House 80 and I tipped 60. Repeat visit is on my calendar.

michael kirk · Dec 4, 2013

pretty decent Kspa

An above average korean spa, jacuzzis in some rooms, girls are all decent to very good looking , range from 20's to 30. Candy was my therapist, a 29/30 yr K gal. Very slim and long hair. She has a very sparkily personality that made the hour really fun. She loves to ass play. Durig the TS, during the massage, during the ST, during the HE. All good. Her massage is spa quality, comparable to WGS. Allows UTC fun respectable roaming. Some tit play/butt play seems to be the limit. The soft touch was nice with lots of kissing.
All in all a first class Kspa experience. No FS BJ etc.
80 house and 40 tip. hugs and kisses after.
I would describe it as a relax and let them wash, massage, and relax you place. If thats what you want this is it.

sunnysam · Dec 9, 2013

Hanna

Is Hanna still at Soapland?