WARNING: Old(ish) Man Rant Below:
Boy has it become a serious pain in the ass being a monger in this city. I feel bad for the young horny guys who don’t know any better - overpaying for low end mongering, giving up their privacy and just having to work to way too hard at something that used be so easy even without cell phones much less the internet.
When I was a teen in the early 80’s I got off a Greyhound bus at the Port Authority, stepped out onto 8th Avenue and right into the porn theater across the street. I plunked into my aisle seat and within a minute a hottie walks up and offers a $10 (I think) BJ. So less than 15’ after arriving in NYC I was blowing a load in some pretty mouth while watching John Holmes drive his big (for the time) schlong deep into the great late Seka. How cool was that. No BS. Easy. Memorable.
Many here have reminisced about the Harmony. I went there many times in the 90’s. Simple. Open room. Chicks everywhere. Your pick. Best hard grinding lap dances ever (especially if like me you showed up in shorts or sweats). Hands free to roam over soft flesh and maybe an orifice (or two). Extras to be had. Always satisfying. No BS. You just walk in. Get your satisfaction. Walk out maybe $80 bucks lighter with your oversized shirt covering the wet spot on your shorts/sweats.
Although I have been able to afford scheduled incalls sessions with smoking high end whores for the last 20 years, there are many times after a business dinner or just a late night in the office when your affliction demands some pussy NOW. Had a pretty reliable $200 routine in recent years. Check UG for the 5 or 6 active Midtown AMPs like the highly reliable MyAsianGFE (Thanks UG!). Call or text. Pick an available girl from a usually reliable online line up. And boom, usually within 30-40 minutes, you’re pounding the shit out of a cute Asian pixie pussy (and occasionally ass) who seems to relish eating your ass and doing some trademark gymnastic position before taking your load with a smile like a champ. Pretty simple. Decent value. Very reliable.
Ten years ago you could go to a restaurant in Koreatown and when done just ask to be directed to a mini brothel upstairs or around the corner and boom, within a few minutes for $200 (max) you are working off the Korean bbq banging some hottie. Simple. Easy. Decent value. Reliable. I think that’s history now (except perhaps for local Asian guys).
So now to the present. After taking nearly 2 pandemic years off from the hobby, I decided to head back in the game, triple vaxxed. Reconnecting with my high end regulars (and some new ones) went fine. A bit more uppity online and on Twitter (“last guy bought me some Louboutins”), definitely pricier ($800-$1000 vs $500-$600) but nicer rooms and many take Bitcoin which is great.
So what about getting off at AMPs when the spontaneous urge arises? Holy fuck have they have become a pain in the ass and now $320?! Seriously?! The other night I texted 5 of the AMPs pinned on the UG NY forum, always including my UG/P411/*** handle which used to be sufficient for new clients and often led to special attention and service. After taking their jolly old time, four of the five demanded bullshit screening using some combination of DL photo, LinkedIn profile, work email, business card, credit card(!), insurance card (not kidding), selfie, screenshot of P411 profile, ethnicity, etc. It’s one thing for a $1000 escort working solo in an decent apartment to aggressively “screen” (fortunately I have solid references and enough P411 okays that I don’t have to screen anymore). But to hand over private personally identifiable info to a low end criminal enterprise for a low end affair in a borderline shithole place under constant threat of LE? Fuck that shit. Might has well send the same info in response to a spam phishing email or phone call. No way in hell will I ever do that.
To put exclamation mark on the night, one of the five (YourAsianDesires) did not request any screening. Thinking maybe at least one of these joints accepted its bottom feeding spot in the whore mongering ecosystem, I walked the 20 blocks to the address provided (it was a nice evening and needed to get in the steps!). After ghosting me on text for 10-15’ past the appointment time, the MMS (or assistant) came to the glass door and demanded I show ID. Told her I didn’t have it (been doing this long enough to only show up with cash, condoms and phone), that I wouldn’t show it even if I did and that I was pissed as hell that they didn’t tell me they screened for ID BEFORE I walked the 20 blocks there. Walked away and texted that I would describe my experience on UG. They begged me to come back next day for a discounted session, etc. Told them no fucking way.
So that appears to be sad state of monger affairs in NYC heading into 2022, forty years after my memorable teenage porno theater BJ. Spontaneous, no questions asked, bada bing bada boom, slam that pussy mongering is apparently gone for good. This old(ish) dude is just going to stick with the scheduled high end girls and let the memories of how great the spontaneous stuff used to be. For those of you who don’t know better or choose to go along with things as they are, more power to you. I just don’t have the time or energy for the escalating BS and the poor value for your money of the current AMP scene.
Old(ish) man rant over!!!
Boy has it become a serious pain in the ass being a monger in this city. I feel bad for the young horny guys who don’t know any better - overpaying for low end mongering, giving up their privacy and just having to work to way too hard at something that used be so easy even without cell phones much less the internet.
When I was a teen in the early 80’s I got off a Greyhound bus at the Port Authority, stepped out onto 8th Avenue and right into the porn theater across the street. I plunked into my aisle seat and within a minute a hottie walks up and offers a $10 (I think) BJ. So less than 15’ after arriving in NYC I was blowing a load in some pretty mouth while watching John Holmes drive his big (for the time) schlong deep into the great late Seka. How cool was that. No BS. Easy. Memorable.
Many here have reminisced about the Harmony. I went there many times in the 90’s. Simple. Open room. Chicks everywhere. Your pick. Best hard grinding lap dances ever (especially if like me you showed up in shorts or sweats). Hands free to roam over soft flesh and maybe an orifice (or two). Extras to be had. Always satisfying. No BS. You just walk in. Get your satisfaction. Walk out maybe $80 bucks lighter with your oversized shirt covering the wet spot on your shorts/sweats.
Although I have been able to afford scheduled incalls sessions with smoking high end whores for the last 20 years, there are many times after a business dinner or just a late night in the office when your affliction demands some pussy NOW. Had a pretty reliable $200 routine in recent years. Check UG for the 5 or 6 active Midtown AMPs like the highly reliable MyAsianGFE (Thanks UG!). Call or text. Pick an available girl from a usually reliable online line up. And boom, usually within 30-40 minutes, you’re pounding the shit out of a cute Asian pixie pussy (and occasionally ass) who seems to relish eating your ass and doing some trademark gymnastic position before taking your load with a smile like a champ. Pretty simple. Decent value. Very reliable.
Ten years ago you could go to a restaurant in Koreatown and when done just ask to be directed to a mini brothel upstairs or around the corner and boom, within a few minutes for $200 (max) you are working off the Korean bbq banging some hottie. Simple. Easy. Decent value. Reliable. I think that’s history now (except perhaps for local Asian guys).
So now to the present. After taking nearly 2 pandemic years off from the hobby, I decided to head back in the game, triple vaxxed. Reconnecting with my high end regulars (and some new ones) went fine. A bit more uppity online and on Twitter (“last guy bought me some Louboutins”), definitely pricier ($800-$1000 vs $500-$600) but nicer rooms and many take Bitcoin which is great.
So what about getting off at AMPs when the spontaneous urge arises? Holy fuck have they have become a pain in the ass and now $320?! Seriously?! The other night I texted 5 of the AMPs pinned on the UG NY forum, always including my UG/P411/*** handle which used to be sufficient for new clients and often led to special attention and service. After taking their jolly old time, four of the five demanded bullshit screening using some combination of DL photo, LinkedIn profile, work email, business card, credit card(!), insurance card (not kidding), selfie, screenshot of P411 profile, ethnicity, etc. It’s one thing for a $1000 escort working solo in an decent apartment to aggressively “screen” (fortunately I have solid references and enough P411 okays that I don’t have to screen anymore). But to hand over private personally identifiable info to a low end criminal enterprise for a low end affair in a borderline shithole place under constant threat of LE? Fuck that shit. Might has well send the same info in response to a spam phishing email or phone call. No way in hell will I ever do that.
To put exclamation mark on the night, one of the five (YourAsianDesires) did not request any screening. Thinking maybe at least one of these joints accepted its bottom feeding spot in the whore mongering ecosystem, I walked the 20 blocks to the address provided (it was a nice evening and needed to get in the steps!). After ghosting me on text for 10-15’ past the appointment time, the MMS (or assistant) came to the glass door and demanded I show ID. Told her I didn’t have it (been doing this long enough to only show up with cash, condoms and phone), that I wouldn’t show it even if I did and that I was pissed as hell that they didn’t tell me they screened for ID BEFORE I walked the 20 blocks there. Walked away and texted that I would describe my experience on UG. They begged me to come back next day for a discounted session, etc. Told them no fucking way.
So that appears to be sad state of monger affairs in NYC heading into 2022, forty years after my memorable teenage porno theater BJ. Spontaneous, no questions asked, bada bing bada boom, slam that pussy mongering is apparently gone for good. This old(ish) dude is just going to stick with the scheduled high end girls and let the memories of how great the spontaneous stuff used to be. For those of you who don’t know better or choose to go along with things as they are, more power to you. I just don’t have the time or energy for the escalating BS and the poor value for your money of the current AMP scene.
Old(ish) man rant over!!!