Geezy Sings Country
HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF BEING CHARLIZE THERON IN
MONSTER - m4w - 52
Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here Date: Wed Feb 18th 01:40
heh ladies,
how y'all doin? ma name's joe bob everett. ma friends call me jb, but you can call me joe bob if you want to. everybody else does back where i'm from in florida.
i'm 'bout 5'8" and weigh better than 320 pounds stark nekkid. i'm purty neart to bald but got the cutest lil' salt n' peppa goatee. i likes to think that i look kind a like burl ives even tho i am a hefty lil' porker and not nearly so cute as he is.
every winter i rent out my double-wide to this nice retired couple from pittsburgh. then I heads up here to new york and park ma buick 6 under an old bridge up here on the west side. i wander around and look up at the skyscrapers and all the
people runnin around and wonder how y'all do it all year long.
anyway i went into a theeater the other day in times square and watched this new movie they got there called "monster" with this serial killer interstate hooker woman. i been purty scairt since then and can hardly sleep a wink. ya see, back home in florida those girls on the interstate are all the comfort i knows on account of ma wife leavin me for this cuban feller. she took my kids too. i never get to see 'em anymore. jus get pictures of 'em every once in a while in the mail.
i'm real nice to them interstate girls, mind ya, even though i don't tip 'em cause they're independents. i always say "thank you" and "please" and only gets me a tug all proper like sittin behind the steerin wheel in ma car. i don do none of that other stuff. the preacher say it's wrong at the pentecostal church i goes to every sunday and i believes 'em. i'm a genelman i likes to think or at least i trys to be a genelman. besides doin anythin else is too much like work when yer as fat as i am.
i was talkin to one of those nice steet walkin girls who works out a one of the railroad tunnels near where I park my car. she told me about this here internet site and all you fine people out there. she said someone out there might be able to help me get over my fear so that when i go back home i won't be scairt no more and can go on gettin' my tug every saturday nite out there on the interstate witout worrying 'bout bein kilt.
i guess what i want is one of you kinky women what's got a dungeon fitted out wit a rusty ole car up on cinderblocks. i'm a hefty guy so it'll have to be maybe a 65" chevy impala or somepun like it wit a big sofa seat.
i'll sit beehind the steerin wheel and we'll pretend yer an interstate girl. after we talk a lil' bit real nice i'll drop my pants when ya tell me to. then yer pull out a gun and yell at me like a crazy woman for bein a dirty mean pig before shootin me with real live bullets bang bang bang bang bang right in ma chest.
to do this right it'd help if you got some body armor layin round that i could put on under my tee shirt before y'all shoot me. if you don have any i'll stop at the store and get some for i come over.
i'd also like to try being executed nekkid in a big ole fashioned 'lectric chair all covered up in valvoline wit a black leather mask coverin ma head. i figure i can take 50 amps as long as i'm not hooked up to some 220 volt line like for frigerators and air conditioners. therefore special consideration will be given to any woman out there wit a dungeon whose got both a rusty
ole car up on cinderblocks an a 'lectric chair. you shootin me while i beg for ma life is definitely somethin else we might try.
i'm open to some real kinky stuff too i suppose. it is new york after all and when in rome you gotta do what the romans do. you can wrap me up in a piece of carpet and make me lie down in the trunk of yer car overnight or do me wit a strap on as long as its not too big. i draw the line at baseball bats tho and have a skin condition so i can't take being beaten and doused wit rubbin alchol.
oh, after the kinky stuff, i'd like a tug. i'm really a normal guy you see and believe that every story's got to have a happy endin.
lookin forward to hearin from ya.
joe bob
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around FROM A BUICK 6
HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF BEING CHARLIZE THERON IN
MONSTER - m4w - 52
Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here Date: Wed Feb 18th 01:40
heh ladies,
how y'all doin? ma name's joe bob everett. ma friends call me jb, but you can call me joe bob if you want to. everybody else does back where i'm from in florida.
i'm 'bout 5'8" and weigh better than 320 pounds stark nekkid. i'm purty neart to bald but got the cutest lil' salt n' peppa goatee. i likes to think that i look kind a like burl ives even tho i am a hefty lil' porker and not nearly so cute as he is.
every winter i rent out my double-wide to this nice retired couple from pittsburgh. then I heads up here to new york and park ma buick 6 under an old bridge up here on the west side. i wander around and look up at the skyscrapers and all the
people runnin around and wonder how y'all do it all year long.
anyway i went into a theeater the other day in times square and watched this new movie they got there called "monster" with this serial killer interstate hooker woman. i been purty scairt since then and can hardly sleep a wink. ya see, back home in florida those girls on the interstate are all the comfort i knows on account of ma wife leavin me for this cuban feller. she took my kids too. i never get to see 'em anymore. jus get pictures of 'em every once in a while in the mail.
i'm real nice to them interstate girls, mind ya, even though i don't tip 'em cause they're independents. i always say "thank you" and "please" and only gets me a tug all proper like sittin behind the steerin wheel in ma car. i don do none of that other stuff. the preacher say it's wrong at the pentecostal church i goes to every sunday and i believes 'em. i'm a genelman i likes to think or at least i trys to be a genelman. besides doin anythin else is too much like work when yer as fat as i am.
i was talkin to one of those nice steet walkin girls who works out a one of the railroad tunnels near where I park my car. she told me about this here internet site and all you fine people out there. she said someone out there might be able to help me get over my fear so that when i go back home i won't be scairt no more and can go on gettin' my tug every saturday nite out there on the interstate witout worrying 'bout bein kilt.
i guess what i want is one of you kinky women what's got a dungeon fitted out wit a rusty ole car up on cinderblocks. i'm a hefty guy so it'll have to be maybe a 65" chevy impala or somepun like it wit a big sofa seat.
i'll sit beehind the steerin wheel and we'll pretend yer an interstate girl. after we talk a lil' bit real nice i'll drop my pants when ya tell me to. then yer pull out a gun and yell at me like a crazy woman for bein a dirty mean pig before shootin me with real live bullets bang bang bang bang bang right in ma chest.
to do this right it'd help if you got some body armor layin round that i could put on under my tee shirt before y'all shoot me. if you don have any i'll stop at the store and get some for i come over.
i'd also like to try being executed nekkid in a big ole fashioned 'lectric chair all covered up in valvoline wit a black leather mask coverin ma head. i figure i can take 50 amps as long as i'm not hooked up to some 220 volt line like for frigerators and air conditioners. therefore special consideration will be given to any woman out there wit a dungeon whose got both a rusty
ole car up on cinderblocks an a 'lectric chair. you shootin me while i beg for ma life is definitely somethin else we might try.
i'm open to some real kinky stuff too i suppose. it is new york after all and when in rome you gotta do what the romans do. you can wrap me up in a piece of carpet and make me lie down in the trunk of yer car overnight or do me wit a strap on as long as its not too big. i draw the line at baseball bats tho and have a skin condition so i can't take being beaten and doused wit rubbin alchol.
oh, after the kinky stuff, i'd like a tug. i'm really a normal guy you see and believe that every story's got to have a happy endin.
lookin forward to hearin from ya.
joe bob
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around FROM A BUICK 6