"Monster"
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Yup. It's funny what an audience will like. I thought any number of my humorous pieces were superior. I only really like about 20% of what I write. That piece took me about 3 minutes to think up and type.
What's even wierder is the number of responses I got from men who thought it was a serious post. About half of them wanted to save "me." The other half wanted to know how much I'd charge to take it up the ass.
My favorites thus far: (1) Dying Methodist Minister Seeks Salvation By Starring in a Porno Movie; (2) Have You Ever Dreamed of Being Elsa Lanchester in Bride of Frankenstein; (3) Have You Ever Dreamed of Being Charlize Thereon in Monster.
I also thought the homeless guy in Grand Central Station selling the right to touch his feet to college girls was kind of cute. And I like the St. Patrick's Day Parade piece. A few more votes and it might go to the best of list. I got quite a lot of ****** on it.
What's even wierder is the number of responses I got from men who thought it was a serious post. About half of them wanted to save "me." The other half wanted to know how much I'd charge to take it up the ass.
My favorites thus far: (1) Dying Methodist Minister Seeks Salvation By Starring in a Porno Movie; (2) Have You Ever Dreamed of Being Elsa Lanchester in Bride of Frankenstein; (3) Have You Ever Dreamed of Being Charlize Thereon in Monster.
I also thought the homeless guy in Grand Central Station selling the right to touch his feet to college girls was kind of cute. And I like the St. Patrick's Day Parade piece. A few more votes and it might go to the best of list. I got quite a lot of ****** on it.
What makes me laugh is the piling on of incongruous images for a lapidary effect. You have to reach further down into yourself and let shit happen.
A piece like that was just going with one tonal impulse. I put myself in mind of some of the Bronte sisters' heroines and used the resulting voice to respond to the boy's completely inane post.
It was much too easy.
But that may be what most people like. It demands less of the reader especially in the post-ironic age where complexity is sacrificed for security.
A piece like that was just going with one tonal impulse. I put myself in mind of some of the Bronte sisters' heroines and used the resulting voice to respond to the boy's completely inane post.
It was much too easy.
But that may be what most people like. It demands less of the reader especially in the post-ironic age where complexity is sacrificed for security.
Even the more "complex" posts on CL only take me 10-15 minutes to write soup to nuts. I hear the "voice" of the character and just run with it.
I don't write many of them.
It's much more fun to be a lurker and much less time consuming.
Unlike most posters on whoreboards, I began writing with a specific purpose in mind: to develop an understanding of how commercial sex and non-commercial work.
I've accomplished that, by and large. I've worked out my ideas.
I only write to make myself laugh nowdays.
Sometimes I succeed in making others laugh and think a little more than they bargained for.
To that extent, there is social utility that doesn't detract too much from my real life of work, family, friends, and the more serious writing I do for myself.
I don't write many of them.
It's much more fun to be a lurker and much less time consuming.
Unlike most posters on whoreboards, I began writing with a specific purpose in mind: to develop an understanding of how commercial sex and non-commercial work.
I've accomplished that, by and large. I've worked out my ideas.
I only write to make myself laugh nowdays.
Sometimes I succeed in making others laugh and think a little more than they bargained for.
To that extent, there is social utility that doesn't detract too much from my real life of work, family, friends, and the more serious writing I do for myself.
My impulse to post these pieces derived from two sources: (1) my recollection that you poo-pooed my talents as a humorist; and, (2) my viewing of that atrocious bit of writing you recently did on JAG where you imitated without success something that I wrote during the summer.
You've got to get over the image of those house elves.
And you really should apologize to mopar for being such a humorless ninny.
At this late date who really cares about whether his allegation is true or not?
It's the sense of your character which comes through your posts which is irksome and leads people like me to pee on your shoes.
Do you want to end up as a sort of Al Goldstein of the internet?
Do you have an exit strategy for your addiction?
You've got to get over the image of those house elves.
And you really should apologize to mopar for being such a humorless ninny.
At this late date who really cares about whether his allegation is true or not?
It's the sense of your character which comes through your posts which is irksome and leads people like me to pee on your shoes.
Do you want to end up as a sort of Al Goldstein of the internet?
Do you have an exit strategy for your addiction?
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but only when the standards of the original are maintained. I see nothing of the playfullness of my original post taking place in Macy's window in this. It's merely meanspirited.
Hence, my recommendation that mopar be issued an apology without respect to whether his allegations are true or not. Again, who really cares?
Obviously, I will retract the allegation if someone else steps up to the plate and informs us that they wrote these two posts. I will then urge that person to issue an unqualified apology to mopar.
By Utopia Guide on Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 09:52 am:
Mo,
I miss you. You showed up my my door, gave me a reach around and a quick handjob and then you left. The least you could have done was make believe I was Judge Crater and fucked me up the ass. Instead you left me with spooge dripping
from my fingers and a smile on my face.
You're such a tease, but you're my tease. Please come back.
By Utopia Guide on Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 09:55 am:
Ooops!
That should have been "you left me with spooge dripping from your fingers and a smile on my face.
Hence, my recommendation that mopar be issued an apology without respect to whether his allegations are true or not. Again, who really cares?
Obviously, I will retract the allegation if someone else steps up to the plate and informs us that they wrote these two posts. I will then urge that person to issue an unqualified apology to mopar.
By Utopia Guide on Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 09:52 am:
Mo,
I miss you. You showed up my my door, gave me a reach around and a quick handjob and then you left. The least you could have done was make believe I was Judge Crater and fucked me up the ass. Instead you left me with spooge dripping
from my fingers and a smile on my face.
You're such a tease, but you're my tease. Please come back.
By Utopia Guide on Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 09:55 am:
Ooops!
That should have been "you left me with spooge dripping from your fingers and a smile on my face.
another scene, from a shitty movie. year 1984 and the movie was Protocol...with Goldie Hawn.
She sets up a party for some MiddleEastern Amir, and his powerful men, at some dive in DC
In walks a parade of prostitutes, and 2 of them recognize his ultra religious wise man, and shout over Joel! HI Joel!!!...just too funny.....every man likes his whores.
She sets up a party for some MiddleEastern Amir, and his powerful men, at some dive in DC
In walks a parade of prostitutes, and 2 of them recognize his ultra religious wise man, and shout over Joel! HI Joel!!!...just too funny.....every man likes his whores.
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