Here's why that DOESN'T work - They're cameras now at every light, especially intersections, strip malls, 7-11's.
In Most newer cars, unless you pushing a 2000 RAV-4, the doors automatically lock when you put it in drive. They going to take one look at that crack head 'Ho and know exactly what your intentions were.
My advice, NEVER EVER get the po-po involved in ANY circumstance like that. Take one for the team, breath through your mouth, and let her blow you next time, OR borrowing some previous advice from Genius, crumble up a 5 dollar bill or 1 dollar bill, tell her its a twenty, toss it out the window and drive off.
I wouldn't approach cops lying about a situation in which you're breaking the law, you make them look stupid, they will break your balls mercilessly.
Point taken and probably true, IMHO,
maybe 2 or more years ago.
Please consider the following:
However, although my still well in warranty not a low end vehicle doesn't lock doors (and I think it is a mistake to have locked doors while driving except when I drive thru certain areas) and I've actually had a girl once walk up to my car and try to open pass door (I was in such an area so I had locked my doors)
1. What would you recommend a guy do if he is truly just an innocent driver (innocent as defined as in not interested in breaking any laws
just then with her as I wouldn't accept a bj from some skanks even using supaman's dick)?
2. Given the current environment do you think police are going to break anyone's balls when there is no rock solid evidence of a crime?
MOD: IMHO this is being asked as a legit non-political question.
3. Of the 3 times I had interactions with LE during when I was out mongering (listed with oldest case 1st):
1st time younger cop wanted to search me and my car but older (I assume more experienced cop) said "nah, he doesn't look the type" and they just got in their cruiser and drove away.
2nd time they saw me pick up a nicely dressed WOC on a fine Sunday morning while I was out "getting the Sunday papers" and on my way thru N. Amityville to the Fruit Tree on Rt 27 and Bethpage Rd. They separated us and questioned us separately. Gave me a ticket under the hitch hiking law. Turns out it is illegal to hitch hike from the shoulder of the road (she was on the sidewalk so she wasn't hitch hiking) or in the case of picking up a hitch hiker it is illegal only if posted e.g., signs on NY Thruway posting NO HITCH HIKING, went to court with copy of the law I looked up at my public library (I had to appear as couldn't plead by mail for this "crime". Presented copy to the judge, who looked over at the ADA. ADA got the message and case dismissed.
3rd time was stopped, questioned COP Q: " come on, we know why you are in this area to pick up prostitutes" ME ANS: officer, prostitution is against the law. COP Q when he searched me and found condom in my pocket" What are this for? ME ANS: I use them to prevent disease.
They then put everything they search back neatly. I asked "May I go now" they answered "Yes" and I drove away.
I don't think I would call taking 20 minutes out of my life that I can't get back or having to go to court and having case dismissed and having the cop shown as not knowing the law cases in the category of "break your balls mercilessly"; I would call them par for the course over a 40+ year mongering life.