Then you would get a kick out of my first review. It was like a novel. Or at least a novella. I could not write enough. Not that the woman was great or anything. It was more about the entire experience including the surroundings. I made sure not to leave out any single detail. (Unfortunately, the review never even got to last on here very long. Another member had a problem with this lady. I mean, a big problem. Threats of violence from what I recall. So my review was taken down, too, in order to protect him. (I know I can be in the middle of shit sometimes, but this one was not my fault.)
Granted, it was easier to write that extensively from a computer than from a phone. I guess your point about that has a lot of validity. I bet that reviews have become shorter now that most guys seem to be posting from phones.