Just the punch line...

[garvin_fred]

... the cake jumps out of the girl.

 

[paulbunyon]

......midgets? Those arent midgets!

 

[oldfool]

...I'm fuckin' dis custard."

 

[oldfool]

That's a wee-wee, you should see a cock

 

[Chris_888]

if this was 2 inches smaller this would be a penis.

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

So that blind people can hate 'em too!

 

[stevana]

. . . sure you can borrow the dog - just get in line.

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

Dental floss

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

A waste. You could have fit two more in the trunk.

 

[pudgy.in.the.middle]

...and the Chinaman jumped out of nowhere and screamed "supplies!"

...did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

...and the doctor said "That's great, the medicine fixed your sense of smell. Now let's see what we can do about your hearing."

 

[bomber6989]

DiMaggio?

 

[bomber6989]

Beat me half to death.

 

[Chris_888]

....I can see you two are making a sandwich, mommy has mayo all over her face!