Just the punch line...

[Gavvy Cravath]

...my mother has no fingers!

 

[billyS]

..............and her cunt smelled like peperoni.

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

...she's fuckin' goofy!

 

[Boywonder2]

while Minnie and Micky watched

 

[stevana]

. . . the doctor said your're gonna die.

 

[stevana]

. . . don't do that.

 

[marcinny]

... I said possy, not pussy, you moron.

 

[stevana]

. . . he gave me another 6 months.

 

[Chris_888]

....he lost the hotdog three bars back.

 

[stevana]

. . . so I guess a blowjob is out of the question?

 

[MrFreeze451]

"get a load of that , talking dogs"

 

[MrFreeze451]

Shuddup or i'll staple your other foot to the floor

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

...so tell me Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?

 

[Gavvy Cravath]

...a good start.

 

[rushfanx1]

....Rectum? Damn killed him

 

[rushfanx1]

...... the doctor slapped my mother!

 

[stevana]

. . . no, but you caught my eye.

 

[stevana]

...a good start.

Great idea for a thread. Thanks.

 

[Chris_888]

...he bet that I could not piss all over the bar, and make the bartender happy.

 

[garvin_fred]

... ok, and you're ugly too...