ISO Maid / Cleaning Service

#2
I'm still looking for a service like this. I can find someone who will dress like a maid and not clean but I want that Seinfeld thing where the cleaning woman provides some extra service. It seems like this should be something readily available in NYC.
 
#4
There used to be topless/sexy maid services in Manhattan that used to do light cleaning, and you could even find the independent back in the days of Ice Cubes character from Friday who had his own list but I feel like those days are long gone. I haven’t seen any operating in years. I feel like the landscape has changed where there’s no place for a guy to put out what he’s looking for and get responses. Everything I see is like SA where the girl is posting and we respond. Maybe I’m wrong can a guy post on SA looking to find something? It would be nice to be able to put out what you want and a price instead of trying to break girls down from their price. Guess I just miss the old days
 
#6
If you just google topless maid services a few services come up with like 3 in NY area. Again not sure if it’s more of a hands off policy they have though. But I’m sure like everything we do on here, ymmv depending on girl, your game and cash offered.
 
#7
Over the summer I was in a parking lot on Long Beach Road and there was a business card the floor that looked like it was from 1992.
It was advertising nude cleaning ladies but screamed escort service. I picked it up and threw it back on the floor.
It would imagine that the Spanish probably are still keeping this going in modern times, just have to find the right plug.
Any white girl is on OF & Seeking… can’t see any of them lifting a finger to clean (their own home or someone elses)
 
#8
I'm still looking for a service like this. I can find someone who will dress like a maid and not clean but I want that Seinfeld thing where the cleaning woman provides some extra service. It seems like this should be something readily available in NYC.
What price range?

There are services that are charging just for topless $100/hr and full nude $250/hour to legit clean. No extras, or at least the kind you're looking for.

But you might be able to persuade an older escort/ retired to civilian life that does house- cleaning and might be open to extra's [GFE, BBJ, etc]
 
#10
Wait! You know of a cleaning service today that (topless or not) will only charge $100/hr. Please post #.:rolleyes:
I didn't use them, a buddy of mine did [I have a wife and kids so not an age/sex appropriate thing to teach young teenagers].

He has since moved to FL, so no idea if they still exist since the 2020 lockdowns [I understand a number of these businesses disappeared because of the lockdowns]

https://www.merchantcircle.com/happy-kleen-ridge-ny
 
#12
You want to blur labor laws so as to open yourself up liabilities?
Just curious — what labor laws and what liabilities?

My cleaning lady is an independent contractor: she brings all cleaning supplies* and tools, and does not work per hour; she does not "clock-in" in the usual sense and she leaves when the place is cleaned as defined in our original agreement and she is paid a fixed amount.

I don't concern myself with her wages, withholding such as FICA, etc just as I don't concern my self with the same similar with my lawn and landscaping service or the company that replaced my roof shingles. My homeowners policy has clause specifically covering such people working on my property.

*although she does use our kitchen trash bags and our smaller trash bags for the bathrooms.

Similarly, I don't concern myself with the "independent contractors" I use in Flushing who also supply their own "cleaning supplies" and, ahem,"tools" for the job, (although I bring my own condoms) and they are paid not by the hour but to get the job done.
 
#13
Just curious — what labor laws and what liabilities?

My cleaning lady is an independent contractor: she brings all cleaning supplies* and tools, and does not work per hour; she does not "clock-in" in the usual sense and she leaves when the place is cleaned as defined in our original agreement and she is paid a fixed amount.

I don't concern myself with her wages, withholding such as FICA, etc just as I don't concern my self with the same similar with my lawn and landscaping service or the company that replaced my roof shingles. My homeowners policy has clause specifically covering such people working on my property.

*although she does use our kitchen trash bags and our smaller trash bags for the bathrooms.

Similarly, I don't concern myself with the "independent contractors" I use in Flushing who also supply their own "cleaning supplies" and, ahem,"tools" for the job, (although I bring my own condoms) and they are paid not by the hour but to get the job done.
Does your cleaning lady empty your sack?
 
#17
Wow you spend more on cleaning your home than you do for anal.
I was joking.

Long time reliable, honest (she has key to my house to clean when I'm not there) gets about half that if I estimate about how long she works vs what the per visit payment. She works by herself so no worries about if she brings in another person I do not know. She only has a couple of clients is not taking any new ones.
 
#18
I was joking.

Long time reliable, honest (she has key to my house to clean when I'm not there) gets about half that if I estimate about how long she works vs what the per visit payment. She works by herself so no worries about if she brings in another person I do not know. She only has a couple of clients is not taking any new ones.
That sucks she’s not taking new ones
 
#19
That sucks she’s not taking new ones
I've had her for over 30 years. When you find a reliable, capable and honest person you take good care of them Christmas time to make sure they know how much you appreciate them.

This goes for other service people such as trash collectors, mailman, lawn guys (the workers, not the owner), hair-cutter, etc. A good investment IMHO.

She has actually dropped clients who she felt treated her without the dignity she felt she deserved.
 
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