I guess it's time to start my memoirs........

[UG Staff]

and I got my sugar.

Apparently so did he....... .

 

[justlooking]

oh, oh, it's starting...

Thank you.

(Makes you think of that SNL sketch, actually, doesn't it?)

 

[marcinny]

(Makes you think of that SNL sketch, actually, doesn't it?)

Ha. This is nothing. The last time I saw someone I felt as if I was trying to reenact it in real life (without the long distance call of course).

 

[marcinny]

Thank you.

(Makes you think of that SNL sketch, actually, doesn't it?)

But to the point, never in my life I discouraged fake orgasms.

 

[abdclub]

That's it!!! These are memoirs?????

abdclub

 

[stevana]

That's it!!! These are memoirs?????

abdclub

Perhaps the author has good reason for the hiatus or maybe even termination of posts in this thread. Knowing something of her background as those of us who have been here awhile do (and you can too with just a bit of searching here), I am willing to read whatever she writes whenever she chooses to write and in the interim take and appreciate whatever appears.

 

[JIMVIEW]

That's it!!! These are memoirs?????

abdclub

yeah thats nothing

 

[stevana]

Just curious abdclub and JIMVIEW. And no disrestect intended - but what famialrity do either of you relatively new members of the board have with the handle Julienyc and/or the person behind it? If none, I suggest a bit of research on the handle here before being dismissive. Perhaps you would be willing to do that and let us know what you think? Just a suggestion that might enhance your presence here.

 

[itsiNYC]

I'm very interested in Mario the condom salesman. A old friend who I want to find. Anyone know if he is still with us. or information. What a classic man.

 

[blondekelly]

I'm very interested in Mario the condom salesman. A old friend who I want to find. Anyone know if he is still with us. or information. What a classic man.

OMG, I used to use him but had lost him number and have not seen him in years, wonder if he is still alive.

 

[fairemily]

OMG, I used to use him but had lost him number and have not seen him in years, wonder if he is still alive.

I mentioned him on another thread, I love the complementary tube of old school K-Y with every 100 condoms. I might be alive but doubtful he is doing his rounds, he was such a nice man.

 

[puffin]

This may be as good a place to post this:

 

[fairemily]

This may be as good a place to post this:

Prostitutes are less greedy, more honest then doctors and you don't have to promise your firstborn child to them by the time they get around to touching your junk.

 

[trader1]

Why do they call it junk though?- I prefer jewels? And it is not "private" either- Happy to let mostly anyone see

 

[puffin]

Why do they call it junk though?- I prefer jewels? And it is not "private" either- Happy to let mostly anyone see

I know. I was thinking "Hey my junk ain't junk"! What would the Antique Road Show say?

 

[fairemily]

Why do they call it junk though?- I prefer jewels? And it is not "private" either- Happy to let mostly anyone see

It rhymes with trunk.

 

[fairemily]

I know. I was thinking "Hey my junk ain't junk"! What would the Antique Road Show say?

They would give it an auction price of 75,000 but insure it for 100,000