I showed up at the other KMP too late Monday night & they were gone. I went to this one down the road thats behind Jackie Kitchen chinese. Should have saved my money & not gone.
646-745-6366
I had been seeing ads on BP about a $100 special at this place, so I figured I would get some cash out of the bank & find out about the special.
Heres a link to a screenshot of the ad
http://bayimg.com/kADFpAaDi
I called & got the location confirmed & drove to the place. It would be a good location but there are redidential houses close by that may be able to see all vehicle traffic in & out of the place. I notice another vehicle in the lot, get out of my car & its like 7 degrees stupid cold out and I ring the bell & wait about a minute for someone to answer the door. I am greeted & welcomed in. "You first time here?" I say Yes. But I had to dump before getting any action, so I asked about the bathroom. It very convient & is adjacent to the rear entrance. Bathroom wasn't filthy but wasn't really clean either. It was also cold. Now eith my bathroom visit out of the way, I exit the bathroom and the lady shows me to the room.
The rooms as described by others reviewer are not really rooms but more like partitions. The walls dont go all the way up & they have large gap between the top of the wall & the ceiling itself. They dont have doors but have translucent curtains. I can hear another dude nearby and the voices & sounds are rather clear & not muffled. They arent going at it & but it sounds like hes getting a massage & she is talking to him. Anyway, back in the room, she asks "30 minutes or 1 hour?". I ask about the $100 special & she gets stern & says "Oh no, we dont do that anymore. Not for months." I try to mention that I saw the ad on the internet & she cuts me off. "No No No. You come back other time. 30 minutes $140 not $100. Next time you bring more money.". She steps backward & motions with her hand & body language that i should leave. At this point, she has no idea wether or not I actucally had more than $100 on me (I didn't). So she walks me to the rear door & I say just before I walk out that I'll be back in 5 minutes with more money.
I'm about half-pissed off at the situation & was ready to call it quits but the little head took over. So I leave & get more cash from a nearby ATM. Then I head back to the location & park across RT 25 at 7-Eleven so I can see when the other monger leaves. I wait about 10 minutes & see the same SUV that I had seen earlier leave their lot. So I drive over, park, & ring the bell. She quickly lets me in & shows me to the room. At this point I wanted a longer visit, so i pony up the $160 for the hour and find out that I get a table shower too. She walks off with the cash & I get undressed & wrap a towel around my lower half. she takes me to the table shower room. I prefer a actual hand-held shower head to spray me down & at this place they use a bowl to pour water over me. The TS was quick & efficient & wasnt at all arousing. That done she helps me get dry & then back to the room.
"Please. face down. I be back in minute." Korean pop music is playing on the speakers. She came back in a minute & asked "You like strong or soft massage?" I tend to like strong & after all the damn snow shoveling in the past couple weeks, I needed strong. What I got instead was 2 minutes of back walking and about 5 minutes of medium shoulder rubbing. During this, I get the standard Q&A, How old are you? You live nearby? You married? What you worK? You like Korean girl?
I figure Hanna is in her 40s. She wore no make-up & should have had some on. Has straight shoulder length black hair, has a tatoo on her left shoulder, is Korean & has been in the US for 7 months. Shw wore shorts & black spaghetti strap halter top. She says "OK be right back" & leaves. She comes back & asks me to flip. Now cock side facing up, she gets naked & checks on the state of little BigRiddah. Well, so far it hasnt been arousing & I wasnt hard yet. She just an OK face & has an average body, 34C breasts, & is not unatractive or ugly but just average looking. She rubs my cock a bit & playes with the balls a bit & rolls the cover on to my haf hard dick. She sucks on it for a couple minutes & it starts feeling good. She lubes herself up & hops on for cowgirl. With her in control of the pace & changing the speed at random, I wasn't really getting into it. I waffled between doggie or missonary & chose doggie with us both on the table
I tagged her from behind for a while & switched to doggie with me standing. I think she used too much lube because between that & the condom, I could have banged her doggie all night & not come. So on to missionary and she asks if I come soon. Gee, thanks for confirming you aren't into it, now I gotta finish before you get all stern & huffy again. I come & I roll on the table while she rolls off. Off comes the condom & she cleans me up with paper towels. we both get dressed. No offer of water. "Thank you for coming. Its late. We close now.", opens the rear door & out I go.
Out in the parking lot I see two guys talking & drinking beer outside of their truck. Aint nothing wrong with that normally but WTF are they doing outside in frigid temps drinking beer at night. They werent asian so i dont think they were the driver or the boss. And I think I was the last customer because I was there until 8:30 & they closed shop at 9.
Anyway, this whole experience could have been avoided had I called the other KMP earlier and also ignored the little head.
Looks/Body 5/10
Performance 6/10
Overall 5/10
I will not be coming back here.
