How to get your girl into Anal sex?
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Perhaps we should ask Alyssa...http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31394 ????
She seems to have provided some great advice in these kind of issues for us guys!
She seems to have provided some great advice in these kind of issues for us guys!
Hoshimoto!
An American business man takes a short business trip to Japan. He arrives on a Sunday night, with meetings on that Tuesday.
Since he is in a foreign land, and is bored with nothing to do, he calls up a escort service. A Japanese woman arrives at the door with in the hour, and the two proceed to have sex.
The woman is on top, and the entire time she keeps repeating "hoshimoto." The man doesn't know what to think, since he doesn't understand what she's saying, but the woman appears to be having a good time, so he assumes she must be applauding his performance.
The next day, the American decides to play golf with some of the Japanese people he will be meeting with the next day. The round is relatively standard except for the 18th hole. When it is the American man's turn to drive, he hits a hole in one.
All the Japanese people start yelling "hoshimoto.", and the American doesn't know what to say, "What do you mean, he asks, The Japanese caddy says "wrong hole"
An American business man takes a short business trip to Japan. He arrives on a Sunday night, with meetings on that Tuesday.
Since he is in a foreign land, and is bored with nothing to do, he calls up a escort service. A Japanese woman arrives at the door with in the hour, and the two proceed to have sex.
The woman is on top, and the entire time she keeps repeating "hoshimoto." The man doesn't know what to think, since he doesn't understand what she's saying, but the woman appears to be having a good time, so he assumes she must be applauding his performance.
The next day, the American decides to play golf with some of the Japanese people he will be meeting with the next day. The round is relatively standard except for the 18th hole. When it is the American man's turn to drive, he hits a hole in one.
All the Japanese people start yelling "hoshimoto.", and the American doesn't know what to say, "What do you mean, he asks, The Japanese caddy says "wrong hole"
Because we selflessly want to introduce women to a new sensation that might be something they love.
Ok, so that's maybe .5 percent of us.
How to get your girl into Anal sex is easy.
1. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. No insertion.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
2. Next time, when eating her out, start to finger her pussy and work your way around to, gently, toss her salad (eat her ass).
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
3. Same as 2, but remove the word gently. Really work your tongue in there.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
4. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. Make sure finger is nice and wet, either from her pussy or from your saliva and slowly work it in, just a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
5. When fucking her, doggy style, tease her ass with a wet finger and gently insert it, just a little. Don't do more than that. Just keep it in a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
6. When fucking her, doggy style, finger fuck her ass.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
7. Ask if you can fuck her ass.
If she says yes then you are there. If she doesn't, then move on to the next step.
8. Give up. It's not her thing. Find someone else, or be satisfied with what you have.
Ok, so that's maybe .5 percent of us.
How to get your girl into Anal sex is easy.
1. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. No insertion.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
2. Next time, when eating her out, start to finger her pussy and work your way around to, gently, toss her salad (eat her ass).
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
3. Same as 2, but remove the word gently. Really work your tongue in there.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
4. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. Make sure finger is nice and wet, either from her pussy or from your saliva and slowly work it in, just a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
5. When fucking her, doggy style, tease her ass with a wet finger and gently insert it, just a little. Don't do more than that. Just keep it in a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
6. When fucking her, doggy style, finger fuck her ass.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
7. Ask if you can fuck her ass.
If she says yes then you are there. If she doesn't, then move on to the next step.
8. Give up. It's not her thing. Find someone else, or be satisfied with what you have.
Do NOT use any shit like Anal Easy. Pain is your body's way of saying "Woah, you are doing it wrong and damaging me." If you just mask the pain with a numbing agent, you could really hurt someone.
Just go slow, use lots of lube and start small (like 1 finger) and gradually work your way up to bigger things.
I have been on both sides of this equation and can tell you that the only time anyone felt any pain was when someone went too big too fast. Gradual is the key word.
Just go slow, use lots of lube and start small (like 1 finger) and gradually work your way up to bigger things.
I have been on both sides of this equation and can tell you that the only time anyone felt any pain was when someone went too big too fast. Gradual is the key word.
Because we selflessly want to introduce women to a new sensation that might be something they love.
Ok, so that's maybe .5 percent of us.
How to get your girl into Anal sex is easy.
1. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. No insertion.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
2. Next time, when eating her out, start to finger her pussy and work your way around to, gently, toss her salad (eat her ass).
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
3. Same as 2, but remove the word gently. Really work your tongue in there.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
4. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. Make sure finger is nice and wet, either from her pussy or from your saliva and slowly work it in, just a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
5. When fucking her, doggy style, tease her ass with a wet finger and gently insert it, just a little. Don't do more than that. Just keep it in a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
6. When fucking her, doggy style, finger fuck her ass.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
7. Ask if you can fuck her ass.
If she says yes then you are there. If she doesn't, then move on to the next step.
8. Give up. It's not her thing. Find someone else, or be satisfied with what you have.
Ok, so that's maybe .5 percent of us.
How to get your girl into Anal sex is easy.
1. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. No insertion.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
2. Next time, when eating her out, start to finger her pussy and work your way around to, gently, toss her salad (eat her ass).
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
3. Same as 2, but remove the word gently. Really work your tongue in there.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
4. When you are eating her out, use a finger to tease around her asshole. Make sure finger is nice and wet, either from her pussy or from your saliva and slowly work it in, just a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
5. When fucking her, doggy style, tease her ass with a wet finger and gently insert it, just a little. Don't do more than that. Just keep it in a little.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
6. When fucking her, doggy style, finger fuck her ass.
If she stops you or doesn't seem to enjoy it, skip to step 8.
If she seems to like it then move on to the next step.
7. Ask if you can fuck her ass.
If she says yes then you are there. If she doesn't, then move on to the next step.
8. Give up. It's not her thing. Find someone else, or be satisfied with what you have.
1) Blindfold.
2) Ball gag.
3) Restraints.
4) Large bottle of lube.
The key is first to get the girl super arroused. The slowly insert and rub the clit at the same time. It too painful, pull out and each session gradually do a little more each time. Even if a women doesnt like and most women dont, they can endure it if you are stimulating her. At some point, she is natually able to accomadate you, and then soon only concentrates on the stimulation. I have done anal sex in excess of 800 times. I enjoy this so much more than regular sex. It is much tighter and during regular sex, if a women is sufficiently excited, she usually has excessive lubrication detracting from the pleasure.