CANDY 631-693-9603 Central Islip

#1
http://longisland.************/BodyRubs/candy-22/42775024

$140 hour, $100 Half hour, $60 short stay. there is no hidden cost or extra charges. Please dont call asking crazy questions I will not answer them and your call will be disconnected. all donations up front all pics are real...... CONTACT ME: CANDY @ 631.693.9603

this is my first review so i hope i do it right...

So i was looking through back page Thursday around noon and stumbled upon this add for candy. i haven't seen her before, or any review for her so i figured i would toft. called her no answer, so text me back within 5 min and i set up an appointment for and hour, and we agreed on the 140 price. she tells me the street but no house number so i make my way there. i end up driving up and down this dead end street while i try telling her over and over that i am on her road.... what house am i going to, she keeps saying to me what road? so final after 10 min of her being a complete idiot i get there to the house. She is waiting at the door in a fish net jump suit.I walk in and i give her the 140$ and we walk to the back of the house. Spanish music is blaring at 11 and i cant even hear myself think. i start to try and make small talk with her, and either she cant hear me because of the music or she was just simple. Turns out shes just and idiot or special.. I will go more into that later. so i take off my clothing and lay down face down on the table and she starts a really lame massage. i ask her if shes gonna take her clothing off she says, maybe later.... so now im starting to wonder wtf is going on here. the massage goes on for 10 min or so. finally she gestures over to the bed in the room and i lay down. she grabs a condom and i ask here again are u going take your clothing off, she says no and proceeds to had me the condom and just lay there like a dead fish... so i try and touch her tit, she stops me. so now im just pissed i get off and just say u get on top and do something. she looks at me with dumb look on her face and says.... ok. So to sum it all up... waste of time and money, will defiantly not repeat and i would hope know one go to this dumb cunt.
 
#2
Thanks for the review

http://longisland.************/BodyRubs/candy-22/42775024

$140 hour, $100 Half hour, $60 short stay. there is no hidden cost or extra charges. Please dont call asking crazy questions I will not answer them and your call will be disconnected. all donations up front all pics are real...... CONTACT ME: CANDY @ 631.693.9603

this is my first review so i hope i do it right...

So i was looking through back page Thursday around noon and stumbled upon this add for candy. i haven't seen her before, or any review for her so i figured i would toft. called her no answer, so text me back within 5 min and i set up an appointment for and hour, and we agreed on the 140 price. she tells me the street but no house number so i make my way there. i end up driving up and down this dead end street while i try telling her over and over that i am on her road.... what house am i going to, she keeps saying to me what road? so final after 10 min of her being a complete idiot i get there to the house. She is waiting at the door in a fish net jump suit.I walk in and i give her the 140$ and we walk to the back of the house. Spanish music is blaring at 11 and i cant even hear myself think. i start to try and make small talk with her, and either she cant hear me because of the music or she was just simple. Turns out shes just and idiot or special.. I will go more into that later. so i take off my clothing and lay down face down on the table and she starts a really lame massage. i ask her if shes gonna take her clothing off she says, maybe later.... so now im starting to wonder wtf is going on here. the massage goes on for 10 min or so. finally she gestures over to the bed in the room and i lay down. she grabs a condom and i ask here again are u going take your clothing off, she says no and proceeds to had me the condom and just lay there like a dead fish... so i try and touch her tit, she stops me. so now im just pissed i get off and just say u get on top and do something. she looks at me with dumb look on her face and says.... ok. So to sum it all up... waste of time and money, will defiantly not repeat and i would hope know one go to this dumb cunt.

At least you reported this to help other unsuspecting mongers from having to deal with her. Many have been there before including myself
 
#5
Not really. I just wish that when I read reviews, I could actually understand them. BTW; calling a woman who you've just paid at least $60 to have sex with you a 'dumb cunt' is kinda fucked up, in my opinion.
 
#6
Not really. I just wish that when I read reviews, I could actually understand them. BTW; calling a woman who you've just paid at least $60 to have sex with you a 'dumb cunt' is kinda fucked up, in my opinion.
Sometimes dumb cunt sums things up quite well.
 
#9
http://longisland.************/BodyRubs/candy-22/42775024

$140 hour, $100 Half hour, $60 short stay. there is no hidden cost or extra charges. Please dont call asking crazy questions I will not answer them and your call will be disconnected. all donations up front all pics are real...... CONTACT ME: CANDY @ 631.693.9603

this is my first review so i hope i do it right...
Welcome to the board and thanks for the review.

I fixed the title for you, in your next review please use the same format.
 
#10
Thanks for this info. I had been considering visiting this plump bimbo.


http://longisland.************/BodyRubs/candy-22/42775024

$140 hour, $100 Half hour, $60 short stay. there is no hidden cost or extra charges. Please dont call asking crazy questions I will not answer them and your call will be disconnected. all donations up front all pics are real...... CONTACT ME: CANDY @ 631.693.9603

this is my first review so i hope i do it right...

So i was looking through back page Thursday around noon and stumbled upon this add for candy. i haven't seen her before, or any review for her so i figured i would toft. called her no answer, so text me back within 5 min and i set up an appointment for and hour, and we agreed on the 140 price. she tells me the street but no house number so i make my way there. i end up driving up and down this dead end street while i try telling her over and over that i am on her road.... what house am i going to, she keeps saying to me what road? so final after 10 min of her being a complete idiot i get there to the house. She is waiting at the door in a fish net jump suit.I walk in and i give her the 140$ and we walk to the back of the house. Spanish music is blaring at 11 and i cant even hear myself think. i start to try and make small talk with her, and either she cant hear me because of the music or she was just simple. Turns out shes just and idiot or special.. I will go more into that later. so i take off my clothing and lay down face down on the table and she starts a really lame massage. i ask her if shes gonna take her clothing off she says, maybe later.... so now im starting to wonder wtf is going on here. the massage goes on for 10 min or so. finally she gestures over to the bed in the room and i lay down. she grabs a condom and i ask here again are u going take your clothing off, she says no and proceeds to had me the condom and just lay there like a dead fish... so i try and touch her tit, she stops me. so now im just pissed i get off and just say u get on top and do something. she looks at me with dumb look on her face and says.... ok. So to sum it all up... waste of time and money, will defiantly not repeat and i would hope know one go to this dumb cunt.
 
#12
Candy Central Islip text 631*693*9603

http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/candy-girl-22/42120475

Hello my name is Candy,I offer full relaxtion sessions. your donations are well worth it so no need to call with crazy questions i wont answer them. come in and enjoy complete details "NO EXTRA or HIDDEN COST". yes you read right honey...so text 631*693*9603 I have a Private Office in my home, it has a massage table, bed,t.v. and music all for your comfort (clean-safe-discrete)

60-fifteen.100-30min.140-60minutes. serving Suffolk and Nassau callers ONLY(incalls)so dont ask
Poster's age: 22

• Location: Long Island, Central Islip 11722(INCALLS ONLY)



I didn't see any reviews of this chicka so I figured I would take one for the team. I enjoy latina's and she was close by plus the price was right for a FULL relaxation service. She tells you don't ask any crazy questions because she wont answer them so I respected that but from the ad you can see why I would assume it was for Full service. Its about a block from the Walmart in Islandia.Took the half hour for 100. She had me park someplace on her street and I guess she looks out the window to check you out before giving you the actual address. She has a pretty nice setup. own private room in her home equipped with everything she says in her ad. my only problem was the spanish music blasting because there was a point where i needed to speak to her and couldn't hear a word she was saying. massage lasted about 10 mins and was nothing to brag about in fact it pretty much sucked. Next she goes for some lotion and starts HR. I reminded her her ad says FULL and that its implied its FULL service. She says NO. She is listed under the escort section so its pretty much implied at that point especially how she words her ad. I said I didn't ask because you said not to in your ad but this is bullshit. I then went to touch her and she says NO again. I am only allowed to touch her tits. At that point I tell her this is crap and I'm never coming back again. She stares at me for a minute as I'm losing my wood and walks away to the other side of the room and comes back with something in her hand. I assume its my money or part of it to give back instead its a condom. she then proceeds to give a pretty spirited CBJ and once I'm ready she takes my hand and leads me to the bed. Then the FULL starts. I have to say for 22 she was loose as a goose. finished up and got dressed. here is where it really got weird. She walks me over to a table that has all sorts of stuff on it like something you'd see set up at a flea market and each item had a red, blue, yellow, etc.... dot on it. Depending how long a session you took you now get to have your choice of item. there is also a frequency chart on the wall and if you take multiple half hour sessions over time your red dot becomes another option, red and blue dot together. First time i ever seen this done. So in closing my review is mixed. session started out as crap but got better but only after i told her I was never coming back. would I repeat? I'm thinking NOT
 
#15
she was reviewed b4 and was the same bs,dont ask n the monger didnt get what you got...
i wont giv these lazy providers dime one....hav more respect for the street how who does the deep....
 
#17
I actually texted her to set up an appointment......in the middle of doing that I saw the first review. When she replied, In told her never mind...just saw bad review. She then texts back that I was trying to manipulate her rates and that it was BS review.....then said reviews are for the movies....made me laugh, and I replied...just another dumb cunt.
 
#18
Candy

Crap I wish I would have seen the other thread earlier. I gotta tell you it gets the award for weirdest massage experience yet. Glad to know it wasn't just me
 
#19
here is where it really got weird. She walks me over to a table that has all sorts of stuff on it like something you'd see set up at a flea market and each item had a red, blue, yellow, etc.... dot on it. Depending how long a session you took you now get to have your choice of item. there is also a frequency chart on the wall and if you take multiple half hour sessions over time your red dot becomes another option, red and blue dot together. First time i ever seen this done.
Smoke, that's hysterical! A provider with a Rewards program!

“What's that circular indentation in YOUR wallet?"
 
#20
That reminds me of the old joke where a guy goes to this girl's place and there's different sized stuffed animals all over the place. He bangs her and afterwards ask, "How was I?"

She says, "Take anything from the bottom row..."
 
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