candide and her plea to mr pitiful......

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justlooking

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I'm absolutely not getting further involved in this (I'm the LAST person who should get further involved in this), but:

1. Just because I said I didn't think LeB sounded like Candi, it doesn't mean I think she's for real.

2. I trust hombre, too. But I wouldn't feel bad about participating in a hoax like concocting a fake female poster on a customers-only whoreboard (it's not like it's shilling for a commercial establishment, or hurting any other posters, or any of the other things people think of as evil on a discussion board). So I don't assume hombre would, either. I repeat that I'm in no way meaning to impugn his integrity. Quite the opposite.

3. It wouldn't prove anything if eve said she saw a female customer. Maybe the initial LeB post was real and the persona got hijacked (was there a change in writing style?). Maybe eve's in on the hoax (if it is one), too. As I said above, I don't think many would think there's anything much wrong with it.

4. I have my own opinion who LeB is (or mainly is). But I'm not getting into that.

5. If LeB is for real, I apologize to her.
 
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pswope

One out of three
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A Hard Rains Gonna Fall

Oh where have you been my blue eyed son.........................


















(fwiw-don't think LeB is CD. If she is then she has absconded with the sensibilities of an old friend and I would ask her to return them. Please)
 
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JohnnyK

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I wasnt going to post this here but now it seems apt:

Who is Lebeguine? A Poem by JohnnyK
Apologies to LeB (but you did ask for it.)

JAG’s Jane is named Lebeguine or simply known LeB,
Caused such a stir, we want to know, “Who the hell is she?”
LeB’s a bigger pain than my wisdom tooth molar,
Her posts are so illegible, an obvious bi-polar.
Ruffled so many feathers, we question her identity.

Her first review was of Evegirl, she must be the same,
But now we know that Evegirl couldn’t quite be so lame.
“I know who she is!”, cried mopar, “Allow me to say!!”
“She’s my favorite pen pal and oldie, Ms. Candy Day!”
This merry-go-round had started a huge guessing game.

Soon LeB had found a dozen knives stabbed in her back,
As many thought that mopar must be on the right track
Members were still smarting from the last provider breach,
LeB, puzzled, “What to do?”, so hombre she had reached.
She met with him to prove she was she, and not MadMach.

Hombre then sized her up and promptly filed a report,
“Believe me when I tell you, this woman is no escort!”
Her obsession with dildos? Was it penis envy?
Or was it because that LeB’s hombre, she was he?
No trial had lasted longer since OJ was in court.

So if you don’t want to believe that LeB is LeB,
Because, on the internet it’s really hard to see.
But making guesses shouldn’t be how your time is made,
Hombre knows that! He’s the only one getting laid!
Besides, I know for a fact that LeB is Mr. P!



JL- I too shouldnt be getting involved in this as well, I've already said my peice and now I'm going to shut the hell up and move on to better things. I do regret coming onto the scene a year too late, I would have enjoyed playing with you. (although I am sure you wouldnt say the same!!)
 
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pswope

One out of three
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Did any jagsters ever think that the best way to get Mr P back is to


<----- Mr P.


beam him back to JAG.



(sorry I just wanted an excuse to use that icon)
 
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Ozzy

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Johnny....

JL really doesn't "dislike" (i guess it depends how harsh you use that word) anyone. disagree... often, but not really dislike.....
and not for anyone as un-egotistical as you.
 
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Ozzy

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Johnny... as for candide.

whether or not she's LeB really isn't my main issue. i thought it was an old friend as well for a time... but then it just seemed too obvious. still if LeB is a jag creation (as i think MM and john b are)... then who knows who's behind those words. you have to admit that at times it certainly looks like it's candide almost as much at it seems to be that "old man" (we both know) at other times.

and irregardless of why i posted that picture..... there's obviously different rules that apply to different people. do you think my posting of candide's picture was any more hurtful to another human being (as MM stated) than what's been said about rufus moses? or how about tank's post about slinky and i with our names posted.... that was an obvious rule violation. did tank get the boot? i see mopar posted april's picture (that shows her face).... she appears to be unhappy about that (note her thread on the NY board) and mopar has certainly had his share of run in's with april on both jag and UG. couldn't that be construed as a malicious post on his part?..... or does april not count because she's just a "wannabe competitor of julies" (MM's words).

Btw.. a appreciate you, hombre’s and littleguys help in trying to get to the bottom of all this, but it’s quite obvious that jag and I just won’t mix after all that’s gone down. I figured I’d give it a try because it would have helped the whole jag?UG/Julies?april thing… and it did for the month or so i was back. but notice that when I was there the only mention of april or UG were a few informative ones put there by me when i was requested for some (inside) info about her closing CLCP… and only since I’ve been booted you'll notice that april has returned to taking her lumps on jag curtesy of mopar and MM (his "wannabie" remark).
 
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April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
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Banned? Jag loves me, they'd never try and hurt me. I mean they even put a free add up for me (my pic), even Slinky (who I'm in bed with) won't let me do that. I mean if I was a beast then I'd be upset about the world knowing it. Guess what? I'm not beastly looking at all.
 
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greekgirlinnj

in loco CD
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jesus mary and giuseppe that shit seems harder to follow than days of our lives...

april fuck them u are one of the best and ran a great agency to my understanding

ozzy fuck them if they dont like it or what u have to say..

ok now that i have said that
(one eyed trouser turn ur head and i mean the one on your shoulders)


GO COWBOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
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April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
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hmmmmm thats not good considering you have actually met me. Are you saying you think I'm a beast? (sorry but i couldn't resist putting you on the spot....tee hee he)
 
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Phantom

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Not at all April, NOT AT ALL! But then does the APM hand out tag lines that each and everybody likes or are true?


Wait one more post and I can start my own thread about ME posting 1700 times. NOT!
 
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April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
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Well I guess I'd rather be bootie challenged then mentally challenged. Then again I do have a flat ass so it is a justified statement. That said so how come your no fun anymore?
 
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