A Plea to Mr. Pitiful
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JAG Member Discussion Board: General Discussion: A Plea to Mr. Pitiful
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By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 11:43 am:
John's Action Guide, PC
somewhere out there
cyberspace, god's good universe
60609
MEMO
Thursday, August 29, 2002
To: Mr. Pitiful
From: Le Beguine
Re: Health and Well Being of the JAG Community
Issue
I have been asked to discuss the future of this
whoreboard with respect to the quantity and quality of its
postings. Clearly, there has been some diminution since
its inception, 6 years ago, and its zenith, about 2.
Question
How can we maintain the quality and integrity of JAG?
Facts
Over the course of the past couple of years, there has
been apparent and unapparent: (i) infighting among
members, (ii) wresting of control from others, (iii)
disputes over postings by a certain Candi, (iv)
disagreements regarding a whore named Inna et al.
and the other types of vicissitudes and infelicities
normally experienced by any group of human beans with
common interests or genetics. Moreover, Aristotle ("Ari")
has seems to have taken a powder; Social Register ("SR")
is currently dating Mike Ovitz's x chromosome; and
Hombre Secreto ("HS") is suffering from noncompos
mentis sexualis. MM has his hands full keeping the darned
thing running at all (atomically speaking).
Analysis
Clearly, there are several remedies available which can
rectify this situation:
1. Sniping must stop.
2. Mano a mano for control must cease.
3. An understanding that Candi no longer posts or
provides must be achieved.
4. An agreement that the provider/hobbyist relationship
is transactional must be acknowledged.
5. Full participation from Ari, SR and HS is required.
And the final, and perhaps, most important part of the
solution: Mr. Pitiful must return to post and riposte.
Additionally, other members/different posters and
reviewers would buttress the health of the site. If these
steps are not taken, post haste, I cannot, and would not,
assure the client that JAG would retain its ineffable
quality which places it head and shoulders above the rest.
Conclusion
Play hard. Play nice.
retained,
B, esq.
p.s. any sandwiches left in conference room C?
dis-associated,
B.
By JohnnyK on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:35 pm:
I suggest you post this on UG (where he will see it, perhaps you should change the thread title to a Plea to justlooking), however brace yourself for quite a ride if you do. (say Hi to Rufus and The Ghost of JAG for me)
I will add that Mr.P didnt leave for the reasons you stated- unfortunatelty the thread that led to his demise is no longer here.
By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 02:43 pm:
jk:
i have virtually never been upon, nor, certainly,
never posted upon on another board (whore or
otherwise). i trust that word will reach him. i'm
not worried by the ride as i have trained with the
best and the worst, and i think he has only
trained with the best. i have no real idea why he
left, but would be more than happy to discuss why
with him (individual or in group), if he chooses
to return.
veritas,
B
By Clinton Lawyer on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:09 pm:
She meant, this persona has never been on another whoreboard.
By Mopar on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:10 pm:
Human Beans?
By Phoenix on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:17 pm:
Yes. Human Beans. Let me expound. The bean stems (no pun intended) from the genus Phaseolus in the pea family. So in Leb's reference she's making a reference to the similarities of the term "Phallus". The bean can also be from any of various edible seeds of plants of the family "Leguminosae". Do you notice any resemblance between "Leguminosae" and "Lebeguine"? Okay...that last one was a stretch.
By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 11:45 pm:
clinton lawyer:
suck my $40 corona grande, this person(a)
has
never posted elsewhere. (unless you count
reading
brideshead and gatsby boards ... then so be
it).
if you care to go head to head, poorly
constructed sentence to poorly constructed
sentence: let the games begin.
wouldn't do your boss, wouldn't do his wife,
would let chelsea have it DEEP with my best
extra thick double dildo. went to school with
your boss's communications adviser, been
sucking HIS dick lately or maybe you're still on
George S's?
democracy, now --
B.
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JAG Member Discussion Board: General Discussion: A Plea to Mr. Pitiful
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By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 11:43 am:
John's Action Guide, PC
somewhere out there
cyberspace, god's good universe
60609
MEMO
Thursday, August 29, 2002
To: Mr. Pitiful
From: Le Beguine
Re: Health and Well Being of the JAG Community
Issue
I have been asked to discuss the future of this
whoreboard with respect to the quantity and quality of its
postings. Clearly, there has been some diminution since
its inception, 6 years ago, and its zenith, about 2.
Question
How can we maintain the quality and integrity of JAG?
Facts
Over the course of the past couple of years, there has
been apparent and unapparent: (i) infighting among
members, (ii) wresting of control from others, (iii)
disputes over postings by a certain Candi, (iv)
disagreements regarding a whore named Inna et al.
and the other types of vicissitudes and infelicities
normally experienced by any group of human beans with
common interests or genetics. Moreover, Aristotle ("Ari")
has seems to have taken a powder; Social Register ("SR")
is currently dating Mike Ovitz's x chromosome; and
Hombre Secreto ("HS") is suffering from noncompos
mentis sexualis. MM has his hands full keeping the darned
thing running at all (atomically speaking).
Analysis
Clearly, there are several remedies available which can
rectify this situation:
1. Sniping must stop.
2. Mano a mano for control must cease.
3. An understanding that Candi no longer posts or
provides must be achieved.
4. An agreement that the provider/hobbyist relationship
is transactional must be acknowledged.
5. Full participation from Ari, SR and HS is required.
And the final, and perhaps, most important part of the
solution: Mr. Pitiful must return to post and riposte.
Additionally, other members/different posters and
reviewers would buttress the health of the site. If these
steps are not taken, post haste, I cannot, and would not,
assure the client that JAG would retain its ineffable
quality which places it head and shoulders above the rest.
Conclusion
Play hard. Play nice.
retained,
B, esq.
p.s. any sandwiches left in conference room C?
dis-associated,
B.
By JohnnyK on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:35 pm:
I suggest you post this on UG (where he will see it, perhaps you should change the thread title to a Plea to justlooking), however brace yourself for quite a ride if you do. (say Hi to Rufus and The Ghost of JAG for me)
I will add that Mr.P didnt leave for the reasons you stated- unfortunatelty the thread that led to his demise is no longer here.
By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 02:43 pm:
jk:
i have virtually never been upon, nor, certainly,
never posted upon on another board (whore or
otherwise). i trust that word will reach him. i'm
not worried by the ride as i have trained with the
best and the worst, and i think he has only
trained with the best. i have no real idea why he
left, but would be more than happy to discuss why
with him (individual or in group), if he chooses
to return.
veritas,
B
By Clinton Lawyer on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:09 pm:
She meant, this persona has never been on another whoreboard.
By Mopar on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:10 pm:
Human Beans?
By Phoenix on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:17 pm:
Yes. Human Beans. Let me expound. The bean stems (no pun intended) from the genus Phaseolus in the pea family. So in Leb's reference she's making a reference to the similarities of the term "Phallus". The bean can also be from any of various edible seeds of plants of the family "Leguminosae". Do you notice any resemblance between "Leguminosae" and "Lebeguine"? Okay...that last one was a stretch.
By LeBeguine on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 11:45 pm:
clinton lawyer:
suck my $40 corona grande, this person(a)
has
never posted elsewhere. (unless you count
reading
brideshead and gatsby boards ... then so be
it).
if you care to go head to head, poorly
constructed sentence to poorly constructed
sentence: let the games begin.
wouldn't do your boss, wouldn't do his wife,
would let chelsea have it DEEP with my best
extra thick double dildo. went to school with
your boss's communications adviser, been
sucking HIS dick lately or maybe you're still on
George S's?
democracy, now --
B.