Was supposed to go to Crystal Cafe last night, but my associates read a review somewhere (not here, yelp possibly) and said they didn't want to go. Said the reviews for Billy Dean's were better. I can't tell you how disappointed i was. What a dump. $15 dollar cover with a 2 drink minimum for skanks that don't show nipple. There was one girl there that was literally disgusting. You know when a woman looks pregnant, but it might be fat, but it might be pregnant? Yeah, there was one of those there, and she was mad aggressive. Kept coming up to me and asking for a sip of my beer, and then telling me she likes gin and tonic and to buy her one. I finally said, you must make good tips being pregnant, is that some kind of fetish? She looked hurt and walked off. Fuck her. She was ugly as fuck anyway. 3 decent women total. One tall lean blond with AA cups who was smart enough to have a "wardrobe malfunction" and lose a pastie, she got a few tips, one white trash tattooed up brunette who was built like a brick shit house with full firm Bs maybe small Cs that was smoking hot, but she was being monopolized by what looked like a day laborer in the corner, with a look of disgust on her face. She wanted 40 per dance, and she looked good enough to get it, but the papi was blocking any efforts to get close to her, and there was a petite fake blond named Savannah with huge natural Ds that was putting on a decent show. At least 10 women total, maybe 12, and only 3 that I'd give the time of day to. And i like skanks, I'll even pay them 40 bucks to suck my dick raw and cum in their mouths for free, I'm that nice of a guy. But this was different. My associate bought me a private dance with a Dominican woman named Noel who was ok. Nice ass, small C bolt ons... the second we were in "private" (cameras in the booths), i asked if she worked after hours or outside the club. Her answer was immediate and firm, NO!. At least she smelled good. Shortly after the dance i said i was done and ubered home. It was 230am and didn't want to risk ubering to crystal and striking out there too. And all my regulars in rotation didn't get back to me b/c it was so late, and no one who posted ads answered me, maybe it's b/c I'm blacklisted! Lol. Anyway, another shitty sat night in Nassau county. Hope you country boys in Suffolk had better luck.