So, I stopped by this place thinking it might be a good spot for a legit massage. And here I told myself I would continue to be "good" at least until my buddy's bachelor party in DR but, yeah, I done fucked up lol
Didn't know there was a thread on it until now after I Googled the name of their business. I read the reviews in this thread and I'm not sure if there is new management, new employees or if I just got lucky.
I went in and was greeted by a woman in her late 40s with fake blonde hair, flat ass and a nice sized rack. Warning: I'm horrible at guessing any age especially Asian women, so take her age with a grain of salt. She offered half hour for $40, perfect. I take my clothes off, lay down and she asks soft or medium. I asked for medium. Asked her what her name was and she said She-She, Xi-Xi, Chi-Chi, not sure how it's spelt but it sounded like She-She. Asked her if her day had been busy and she said "thank you". Ok, so very little English.
She gave me a pretty decent massage for about 15 minutes and then started playing with the balls. Alright, now I know I walked into a rub and tug situation. I think to myself, good thing I've got some cash on me (more than just a tip, I had just stopped at the ATM). She gets the pillow and has me flip, she starts jerking without asking. I go to grab her breasts and she asks "how much?", I offered $60 for a hand job but she stops. She motions for a hand job and says "$60...touch $80" then points to her mouth "$120" and then her pussy "$160". Well, um, it's been a bit since I mongered so I decided to say fuck it and "take one for the team", go into my wallet and take out the $160. She leaves, I get back down on the table.
She-She returns with a rubber. She takes off the clothing and her tits look amazing, she definitely had some work done but they don't feel like rocks. I play with her titties for a bit before she slides a rather tight rubber on. She starts to blow me, I was expecting a half-assed BJ and a motion to fuck since I was already hard but she went to town for a little bit. Up and down, tongue in circles around the head, she actually put effort in even though I was already ready to go. Stopped her because I felt like I was ready to blow so played with her tits a bit longer before telling her to lay on the table.
I got on top and she kind of forced me to enter her slowly. She said "big", I said "if you say so", she obviously didn't get the humor but whatever. Once I got in and gave her a few pumps back and forth she let me do my thing. I pulled her leg up above her head and started pounding away after a couple of minutes, She-She got louder and louder and her other leg started kicking up. I'm sliding all over this table, probably should have just stood but it was fun. She started saying "cum, cum" after a little longer I started to blow in the bag and she pulled me in tight, gyrating her hips. Pulled myself out, that condom was tight as fuck it did not want to get off from around my head. She cleaned me up, gave me the water that is only made for AMPs and I was on my way. $200 total damage, wasn't expecting more than a massage.
Like I said, didn't know a thread existed before my random stop today. After reading the thread I'm not sure if its a management change, a new employee or me getting lucky (probably not the third, I would assume). So, with that being said, and with the previous reviews, I guess toss a YMMV on at the end of the post. Not trying to have someone all pissed if they can only get a hand job. Oh, yeah, Happy New Year's.