A monument to stupidity

billyS

Reign of Terror
#21
Originally posted by slinkybender
New poll:

Out of over 300,000 posts, is this the stupidest thing ever said on UG?

a) Definitely.
b) Of course.
c) There might have been a few that came slightly close.
d) Yes.
e) I hate HvB.
c

and sometimes e when she rambles in a thread I'm trying to follow.
 
#25
Deo non som dignum

I am so honored........Slinky himself, yes the Bender himself, responded to one of my posts............

I'll be back, I am going to run out and buy some lottery tickets! :D
 
#26
Why a fifth is now a fourth.........

Along time ago in a galaxy far far away..........

You could biy liquor by the quart.
You could also buy 4/5th's of a quart commonly known as a fifth.

Nowadays you buy liquor by the liter.
You can also buy 3/4 of a liter or 750ml.
This to me should be a fourth, yet go to any liquor store and ask for a fourth and they'll look at you like your from another planet.
 
#30
I really wish the British would go back to their freaky-ass old money system with 48 farthings to a shilling and 22 six-pence to a guinea and all that shit.

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#32
Huh?

I knew a guinea was one extra shilling than a pound. And two six-pence to a shilling. But there were twenty shillings to a pound and not ten?

Why did I think there were ten?

When they switched over the money, didn't the old shilling become the 10p coin?

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April

Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace
#37
Originally posted by slinkybender
you might have to pry it from April's cold, dead hands first ;).

(sigh) those were the days. Actually I stopped drinking about the same time I stopped hanging out in strip clubs. Now I'm just a pot head.
 
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