Went today to 22D Hempstead Turnpike or Tpke in Farmingdale. Paid $50 for an hour. Reasonable back massage, but no teasing of the boys. She asked if I wanted more time and since the massage was reasonable, I paid $20 for an additional 1/2 hour. She then put down the pillow and as I laid down face up, she covered the boys with the towel. She did a short head massage, not bad, followed by an extensive foot massage with lots of oil. After a while I asked her to help me with the boys before the time ran out.
When it came time for the HE, she oiled the boys and then put my hand on it, while she ran her hands lightly nearby. If I tried to get her hand to do the work, she would only do that if I kept my hand on her hand like she was some kind of puppet. I brought myself to the point of no return for the HE and then I put her hand on it, at which point she promptly finished me off. So mission accomplished, but it wasn't much fun.
Massage skill overall: Not bad. The foot massage was very extensive, felt pretty good, but I never had one of those before.
Words of warning: Their massage rooms are open to the ceiling at the top, so you can hear EVERYTHING going on in the other massage rooms. You hear even words being whispered. The hot towel to wipe off the massage oil was only at room temperature. The water offered at the end was also at room temperature. She put so much oil on my feet that I had to use soap and water in the bathroom to remove it - or I would have slipped right out of my flip-flops.
The gal I had was neither attractive nor ugly. The other gal waiting in the front room as I left was not attractive.
One advantage: If you decide you like their massage, you can keep their business card which doubles as a buy-9-and-get-the-10th-one-free tracking mechanism.
I've had much better massages, by a mile. I've had much better HE(s). I won't be going back, but then I guess they basically don't want our kind of business.